sam circle
@samecircle.bsky.social
writer, video artist, aspiring pedagogue based in brooklyn's buttcrack. i write lastweeksnewyorker.review
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Huge dating fail. I said in my online profile I could use primitive tools to perform simple tasks. Date handed me a stick and waited for me to figure out how the fuck I was supposed to use it on the ant hill where we'd met for dinner. Also a larger male burst in and urinated on a bush to impress us.
November 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Huge dating fail. I said in my online profile I could use primitive tools to perform simple tasks. Date handed me a stick and waited for me to figure out how the fuck I was supposed to use it on the ant hill where we'd met for dinner. Also a larger male burst in and urinated on a bush to impress us.
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idc if he's a big dem donor, if reid hoffman had sex with children on epstein's island he should go to jail for rape and if he didn't then the truth needs to come out and he should only go to jail for creating linkedin
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 AM
idc if he's a big dem donor, if reid hoffman had sex with children on epstein's island he should go to jail for rape and if he didn't then the truth needs to come out and he should only go to jail for creating linkedin
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i need a poster of this in my living room
saul bass matchbook cover designs, 1965
saul bass matchbook cover designs, 1965
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 PM
i need a poster of this in my living room
saul bass matchbook cover designs, 1965
saul bass matchbook cover designs, 1965
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turns out ansel adams got reincarnated as a traffic cam
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
turns out ansel adams got reincarnated as a traffic cam
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Watching A Canterbury Tale on TCM. I wish England was real.
November 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Watching A Canterbury Tale on TCM. I wish England was real.
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I'm sorry did Woody Allen offer to edit an ad to "humanize the monster" or are we talking about a different Woody here?
November 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I'm sorry did Woody Allen offer to edit an ad to "humanize the monster" or are we talking about a different Woody here?
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This has to be the greatest day of Martin Scorsese’s life
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This has to be the greatest day of Martin Scorsese’s life
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i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i used to think the lyric was ‘i wanna rock and roll all night / and part of every day’ and i remember thinking, honestly that sounds reasonable
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If you're not asking the doctor annoying questions in the portal, you're leaving free healthcare on the table
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If you're not asking the doctor annoying questions in the portal, you're leaving free healthcare on the table
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Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
idea: the Bar Not Bar Hop. small bites from places with bar in their name that are not really, or not at all, bars. proposed itinerary:
File Gumbo Bar -> Eel Bar -> Ha's Snack Bar -> L&L Hawaiian Barbecue
probably a better tour in reverse but it's funny to end with barbecue
File Gumbo Bar -> Eel Bar -> Ha's Snack Bar -> L&L Hawaiian Barbecue
probably a better tour in reverse but it's funny to end with barbecue
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
idea: the Bar Not Bar Hop. small bites from places with bar in their name that are not really, or not at all, bars. proposed itinerary:
File Gumbo Bar -> Eel Bar -> Ha's Snack Bar -> L&L Hawaiian Barbecue
probably a better tour in reverse but it's funny to end with barbecue
File Gumbo Bar -> Eel Bar -> Ha's Snack Bar -> L&L Hawaiian Barbecue
probably a better tour in reverse but it's funny to end with barbecue
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you know what'd be really funny is if he went back to being cool after this
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
you know what'd be really funny is if he went back to being cool after this
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dick cheney was gooning on a 6 monitor setup playing porn compilations on a loop. the wildest stuff youve never seen. stuff that SHOULD have been ai, filmed at deep state black sites using kidnapped weta workshop guys to make prosthetics. he died from dehydration and stage three cummy tummy
November 4, 2025 at 2:07 PM
dick cheney was gooning on a 6 monitor setup playing porn compilations on a loop. the wildest stuff youve never seen. stuff that SHOULD have been ai, filmed at deep state black sites using kidnapped weta workshop guys to make prosthetics. he died from dehydration and stage three cummy tummy
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(Cornel West beginning eulogy) Brother Dick
November 4, 2025 at 2:15 PM
(Cornel West beginning eulogy) Brother Dick
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The one relatable thing about Dick Cheney was when they put him in charge of finding George W. Bush a vice president and after doing a few interviews was like, fuck it, I’ll just do it myself. That really spoke to me as a fellow type A personality who has issues delegating.
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The one relatable thing about Dick Cheney was when they put him in charge of finding George W. Bush a vice president and after doing a few interviews was like, fuck it, I’ll just do it myself. That really spoke to me as a fellow type A personality who has issues delegating.
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why the FUCK are there not 32 days in October. FUMING over this
Has November 1st always come right after October 31st? Seems kind of abrupt.
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
why the FUCK are there not 32 days in October. FUMING over this
kinda funny how jerry saltz has literally shaped his entire life around gallery hopping and files like one brief review a month, meanwhile jillian steinhauer is now the most prolific gallery critic at the Times AND the New Yorker and is also a lecturer at the new school. freelance GOD.
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM
kinda funny how jerry saltz has literally shaped his entire life around gallery hopping and files like one brief review a month, meanwhile jillian steinhauer is now the most prolific gallery critic at the Times AND the New Yorker and is also a lecturer at the new school. freelance GOD.
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the andrew formerly known as prince
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles and evict him from royal residence.
October 30, 2025 at 10:25 PM
the andrew formerly known as prince
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hamburger hinderer
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
hamburger hinderer
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
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having my typical evening of quieting the internal anguish by watching horror, when this commercial came on tubi, and i thought i had entered some sort of psychotic fugue.
sound on.
sound on.
October 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
having my typical evening of quieting the internal anguish by watching horror, when this commercial came on tubi, and i thought i had entered some sort of psychotic fugue.
sound on.
sound on.
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paying $24/lb for a frozen turkey at thanksgiving because the president wants to punish the limu emu
October 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
paying $24/lb for a frozen turkey at thanksgiving because the president wants to punish the limu emu