Emerson [seasonal profile interregnum]
@saldemar.bsky.social
Organized labour fella.
Analog preferences.
All AI is stolen labour and work until proven otherwise. Reject it in all forms.
Books, bikes, cats and dogs.
Climbing trees, driving boats, and restoring forests in Coastal Cascadia.
Analog preferences.
All AI is stolen labour and work until proven otherwise. Reject it in all forms.
Books, bikes, cats and dogs.
Climbing trees, driving boats, and restoring forests in Coastal Cascadia.
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Yo, this is Missy Elliot's old Diablo, real shit. Bidding on hip hop history. This Lambo is personally responsible for pussy rap.
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Yo, this is Missy Elliot's old Diablo, real shit. Bidding on hip hop history. This Lambo is personally responsible for pussy rap.
Our Modern Age explained by the Fishermen
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Our Modern Age explained by the Fishermen
A) choke up on that poor Estwing a little further, geez
B) You... You may not be left-handed
C) Can only assume in the next 45 seconds he learns about softwood splitting
D) How long is that nail!? It's going right through that poor gate too
B) You... You may not be left-handed
C) Can only assume in the next 45 seconds he learns about softwood splitting
D) How long is that nail!? It's going right through that poor gate too
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A) choke up on that poor Estwing a little further, geez
B) You... You may not be left-handed
C) Can only assume in the next 45 seconds he learns about softwood splitting
D) How long is that nail!? It's going right through that poor gate too
B) You... You may not be left-handed
C) Can only assume in the next 45 seconds he learns about softwood splitting
D) How long is that nail!? It's going right through that poor gate too
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You can listen to him lay this all out here
November 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You can listen to him lay this all out here
I bet the guy at jeevacation@hotmail.com caught a few eye raising stray emails
Fall 2017: Then-NYT reporter literally warning Epstein that someone is "digging around again."
![From:
Thomas Jr., Landon
Sent:
9/27/2017 2:47:47 PM
To:
Subject:
Got another call from Connelly..
Importance:
High
Jeffrey Epstein [jeevacation@gmail.com]
He is digging around again -- not clear if its another book/or expanded paperback version. Was asking me all sorts of questions about why you hired Ken Starr. I told him I had no idea - I think he is doing some Trump-related digging too.
Anyway, for what its worth...
Landon Thomas, Jr.
Financial Reporter
New York Times
http://topics.nytimes.com/top/reference/timestopics/people/t/landon_ir thomas/index.h
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November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I bet the guy at jeevacation@hotmail.com caught a few eye raising stray emails
What do you mean!? I'm normal, c'mon. Now let me get back to loading my R36S running ArkOS to M8 Headless full of sampled birdsong and Parenti lectures
#m8
#m8
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 AM
What do you mean!? I'm normal, c'mon. Now let me get back to loading my R36S running ArkOS to M8 Headless full of sampled birdsong and Parenti lectures
#m8
#m8
TFW your very good friend, who you have shared many mysteries with, secretly thinks you're gross.
Like, worse than MacGuyver
Like, worse than MacGuyver
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
TFW your very good friend, who you have shared many mysteries with, secretly thinks you're gross.
Like, worse than MacGuyver
Like, worse than MacGuyver
At this point the pardon is more embarrassing than the crime, c'mon.
November 12, 2025 at 5:28 AM
At this point the pardon is more embarrassing than the crime, c'mon.
Smarter people than I can explain it with philosophical terms, but the Importance of Reading is the interiority.
You get practice building out a little vision of what you're reading, the scene, the voices, the intentions.
You can give Teodoro from Cuba Libre a wil babby voice and no one knows
You get practice building out a little vision of what you're reading, the scene, the voices, the intentions.
You can give Teodoro from Cuba Libre a wil babby voice and no one knows
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Smarter people than I can explain it with philosophical terms, but the Importance of Reading is the interiority.
You get practice building out a little vision of what you're reading, the scene, the voices, the intentions.
You can give Teodoro from Cuba Libre a wil babby voice and no one knows
You get practice building out a little vision of what you're reading, the scene, the voices, the intentions.
You can give Teodoro from Cuba Libre a wil babby voice and no one knows
Turns out beyond active resistance, we can always on the inherent human urge to Avoid Stuff That Sucks
A bit of good news: I think you'd all be pleasantly surprised by how resistant the undergrads are becoming to AI. Institutions have lost their minds on this front, but more and more the students themselves are saying "no" to this horribly corrosive technology.
November 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Turns out beyond active resistance, we can always on the inherent human urge to Avoid Stuff That Sucks
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I have to confess "your browser's AI can be made to steal your banking info via prompt injection because it runs with full privileges and treats all text as equally authoritative sources of instructions, including the text of pages it's summarising" is more surprising to me than it should have been.
November 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I have to confess "your browser's AI can be made to steal your banking info via prompt injection because it runs with full privileges and treats all text as equally authoritative sources of instructions, including the text of pages it's summarising" is more surprising to me than it should have been.
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I’m supposed to be doing other things right now but I keep going back to this
lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I’m supposed to be doing other things right now but I keep going back to this
lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
lithub.com/maybe-dont-t...
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you ever think about the works progress administration? I sure do. I wish that was a thing now. I would be so glad to contribute my labor to like. A random ass local bridge
November 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
you ever think about the works progress administration? I sure do. I wish that was a thing now. I would be so glad to contribute my labor to like. A random ass local bridge
🇨🇦!
Hello Federal Liberals
There will come a time, even in your abbreviated lifetimes, that it will be embarrassing and morally disqualifying to have supported more:
bombs
guns
fossil fuels
Over:
trees
people
Fix your hearts before they're counted
Hello Federal Liberals
There will come a time, even in your abbreviated lifetimes, that it will be embarrassing and morally disqualifying to have supported more:
bombs
guns
fossil fuels
Over:
trees
people
Fix your hearts before they're counted
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
🇨🇦!
Hello Federal Liberals
There will come a time, even in your abbreviated lifetimes, that it will be embarrassing and morally disqualifying to have supported more:
bombs
guns
fossil fuels
Over:
trees
people
Fix your hearts before they're counted
Hello Federal Liberals
There will come a time, even in your abbreviated lifetimes, that it will be embarrassing and morally disqualifying to have supported more:
bombs
guns
fossil fuels
Over:
trees
people
Fix your hearts before they're counted
Me when Red Means Recording does like an hour long breakdown of some synth doodad and I watch the entire thing like a grad-level lecture
![Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making “click click” noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that there’s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone else… PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know there’s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifdjde6wgflkeil7kf4kdh3zqk32k55rkljlwu6arzbw557ogbulu@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Me when Red Means Recording does like an hour long breakdown of some synth doodad and I watch the entire thing like a grad-level lecture
"Our mistake, we called a different guy, a plumber who lives upstate, who also happens to be named Alan Dershowitz, and he gave us this comment"
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
"Our mistake, we called a different guy, a plumber who lives upstate, who also happens to be named Alan Dershowitz, and he gave us this comment"
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Staring at Canada's own gender-based analysis of its budget. Give you one guess at the main beneficiary of all the major spending investments....
November 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Staring at Canada's own gender-based analysis of its budget. Give you one guess at the main beneficiary of all the major spending investments....
Our money, our jobs, up in so much smoke
Canada budget: AI is going to do an awful lot apparently. We can cut lots of money, AI will deliver instead!
Public safety? AI will deliver
RCMP? You guessed it, AI will save the day
Fisheries? Yup
ESDC? Also on the AI train
CRA? See above
Gosh I hope this AI thing works out
Public safety? AI will deliver
RCMP? You guessed it, AI will save the day
Fisheries? Yup
ESDC? Also on the AI train
CRA? See above
Gosh I hope this AI thing works out
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Our money, our jobs, up in so much smoke
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'tis (almost) the season 🎄
November 1, 2025 at 11:53 AM
'tis (almost) the season 🎄
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It’s fine that it gets dark earlier, I will just get depressed sooner each day. No problem
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It’s fine that it gets dark earlier, I will just get depressed sooner each day. No problem
Day One Zo is gonna show up in a Mets hoodie and track pants and be like "hey that suit was just a marketing bit. This is the real me"
watching the Mamdani campaign from afar during the primary, so many things were impressive, among them the incredible work his online video team was doing to spread the message in fun, creative, educational, invigorating ways that spoke to people
this is my story about how they did it
this is my story about how they did it
Selling Zohran | Defector
On a cool Sunday in November, a few days after Donald Trump’s re-election, Zohran Mamdani stood on a street corner in Jamaica, Queens, holding up a hastily drawn cardboard sign that read “DID YOU VOTE...
defector.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Day One Zo is gonna show up in a Mets hoodie and track pants and be like "hey that suit was just a marketing bit. This is the real me"
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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Ari comes through! www.youtube.com/live/vOvxgMf...
A SUNDAY SURPRISE | IRL STREAM
YouTube video by ARIatHOME
www.youtube.com
November 3, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ari comes through! www.youtube.com/live/vOvxgMf...
At the makeup station at 1100:
"Sir we've polled all the Heavy Duty Mechanics and they all agree you look very brave and ready, sir."
"Sir we've polled all the Heavy Duty Mechanics and they all agree you look very brave and ready, sir."
November 2, 2025 at 6:48 PM
At the makeup station at 1100:
"Sir we've polled all the Heavy Duty Mechanics and they all agree you look very brave and ready, sir."
"Sir we've polled all the Heavy Duty Mechanics and they all agree you look very brave and ready, sir."