Saakara
@saakaara.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
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I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
December 22, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I have to say I think it was a mistake putting Barry White in charge of CBS News. Great singer but he’s no journalist, and he’s been dead for 20 years
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Annabelle Lee and The Cremation of Sam McGee have the same meter and rhyme scheme and my insomnia hobby is swapping lines between them.
Twas many and many a year ago,
in a kingdom by the sea,
lived a maiden fair whom you may know
by the name of Sam McGee.
Twas many and many a year ago,
in a kingdom by the sea,
lived a maiden fair whom you may know
by the name of Sam McGee.
December 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Annabelle Lee and The Cremation of Sam McGee have the same meter and rhyme scheme and my insomnia hobby is swapping lines between them.
Twas many and many a year ago,
in a kingdom by the sea,
lived a maiden fair whom you may know
by the name of Sam McGee.
Twas many and many a year ago,
in a kingdom by the sea,
lived a maiden fair whom you may know
by the name of Sam McGee.
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I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him
December 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I don't think Trump should get access to standard medical care, he should have to let RFK Jr treat him
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Yes. Eric Adams had "an actual werewolf" do it when he was sworn in and no one was able to stop him, or even get him to explain why.
So wait I'm unfamiliar with NYC politics; can you really just have anyone swear you in if you're elected mayor there?
Senator Bernie Sanders will administer the oath of office to New York City’s Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani during his public swearing-in ceremony at City Hall on January 1. trib.al/ylTzosO
December 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Yes. Eric Adams had "an actual werewolf" do it when he was sworn in and no one was able to stop him, or even get him to explain why.
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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Just checked the USPS tracker and I'm pretty sure one of my packages is stuck on Kentucky Route Zero
December 6, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Just checked the USPS tracker and I'm pretty sure one of my packages is stuck on Kentucky Route Zero
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I miss those halcyon days when politicians went about their greed and grift quietly and without fanfare
December 22, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I miss those halcyon days when politicians went about their greed and grift quietly and without fanfare
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I’ve got a copy of Mythic Bastionland under the Christmas tree - I must check to see if the Tea Knight is in there. And if not, I shall write it up.
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I’ve got a copy of Mythic Bastionland under the Christmas tree - I must check to see if the Tea Knight is in there. And if not, I shall write it up.
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"Unable to perceive anything that has not already been perceived" is a fucking Greek God level curse, honestly.
all of generative AI is a project of hoping that some humans are still big enough suckers to keep producing feedstock for it
even if you consider it equivalent to a human, it's a human in a sealed box with only an Internet connection, unable to perceive anything that has not already been perceived
even if you consider it equivalent to a human, it's a human in a sealed box with only an Internet connection, unable to perceive anything that has not already been perceived
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"Unable to perceive anything that has not already been perceived" is a fucking Greek God level curse, honestly.
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Friend: I’m getting my dog’s DNA tested.
Me: Why, are you worried you’re not his real dad?
Me: Why, are you worried you’re not his real dad?
December 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Friend: I’m getting my dog’s DNA tested.
Me: Why, are you worried you’re not his real dad?
Me: Why, are you worried you’re not his real dad?
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I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
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I don't believe in killing perfectly healthy Christmas trees for decorative purposes.
When I kill a tree, it's strictly for pleasure.
When I kill a tree, it's strictly for pleasure.
December 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I don't believe in killing perfectly healthy Christmas trees for decorative purposes.
When I kill a tree, it's strictly for pleasure.
When I kill a tree, it's strictly for pleasure.
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There's an impeachment resolution against this guy in the House but it's not being talked about very much because "This lunatic is trying to kill your children" isn't a compelling enough political message I guess
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There's an impeachment resolution against this guy in the House but it's not being talked about very much because "This lunatic is trying to kill your children" isn't a compelling enough political message I guess
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me: why does tiny tim have six fingers
ghost of christmas future: *whispering into collar mic* shut it down
ghost of christmas future: *whispering into collar mic* shut it down
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
me: why does tiny tim have six fingers
ghost of christmas future: *whispering into collar mic* shut it down
ghost of christmas future: *whispering into collar mic* shut it down
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ME: I may have failed my gross anatomy course, but at least my heart was in the right place.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
ME: I may have failed my gross anatomy course, but at least my heart was in the right place.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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suddenly they believe in systemic discrimination, fascinating
The collective delusion here is useful in that it has provoked conservatives to dispense with decades of bootstrap rhetoric and reveal what they would say if they thought black people were people, that is to say, if these things were happening to them
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
suddenly they believe in systemic discrimination, fascinating
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the number one requirement for the next Dem president is that they are willing to look back
with a flamethrower
with a flamethrower
There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
The president's name was added to the sign outside the performing arts center.
December 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
the number one requirement for the next Dem president is that they are willing to look back
with a flamethrower
with a flamethrower
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Me, submerged headfirst in Brie: Shu’ up, ’s medishinal.
abcnews.go.com/Health/high-...
I feel like I have friends on here who need this information, immediately.
I feel like I have friends on here who need this information, immediately.
High-fat cheese, cream linked to lower risk of dementia: Study
People who regularly ate higher-fat cheese and cream had a lower risk of dementia over 25 years, while low-fat dairy and other dairy foods showed no clear association.
abcnews.go.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Me, submerged headfirst in Brie: Shu’ up, ’s medishinal.
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Vaccination is the closest thing we have to an honest-to-Christ medical miracle. It doesn’t just work: it works nearly instantly, costs pennies to make, and simply slots into the natural function of your immune system.
If I were religious, I would say this was akin to denying God’s grace.
If I were religious, I would say this was akin to denying God’s grace.
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Vaccination is the closest thing we have to an honest-to-Christ medical miracle. It doesn’t just work: it works nearly instantly, costs pennies to make, and simply slots into the natural function of your immune system.
If I were religious, I would say this was akin to denying God’s grace.
If I were religious, I would say this was akin to denying God’s grace.
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KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com