Saakara
@saakaara.bsky.social
Artist, dog-lover, and avid reader.
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"Unable to perceive anything that has not already been perceived" is a fucking Greek God level curse, honestly.
all of generative AI is a project of hoping that some humans are still big enough suckers to keep producing feedstock for it
even if you consider it equivalent to a human, it's a human in a sealed box with only an Internet connection, unable to perceive anything that has not already been perceived
even if you consider it equivalent to a human, it's a human in a sealed box with only an Internet connection, unable to perceive anything that has not already been perceived
December 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"Unable to perceive anything that has not already been perceived" is a fucking Greek God level curse, honestly.
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Friend: I’m getting my dog’s DNA tested.
Me: Why, are you worried you’re not his real dad?
Me: Why, are you worried you’re not his real dad?
December 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Friend: I’m getting my dog’s DNA tested.
Me: Why, are you worried you’re not his real dad?
Me: Why, are you worried you’re not his real dad?
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I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
December 22, 2025 at 10:01 AM
I like that mistletoe increases the odds of being kissed. More plants should offer temporary environmental status. Brawling under lingonberries. The soft yearning of a love that dare not speak its name beneath the nightshade.
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I don't believe in killing perfectly healthy Christmas trees for decorative purposes.
When I kill a tree, it's strictly for pleasure.
When I kill a tree, it's strictly for pleasure.
December 20, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I don't believe in killing perfectly healthy Christmas trees for decorative purposes.
When I kill a tree, it's strictly for pleasure.
When I kill a tree, it's strictly for pleasure.
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There's an impeachment resolution against this guy in the House but it's not being talked about very much because "This lunatic is trying to kill your children" isn't a compelling enough political message I guess
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
There's an impeachment resolution against this guy in the House but it's not being talked about very much because "This lunatic is trying to kill your children" isn't a compelling enough political message I guess
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me: why does tiny tim have six fingers
ghost of christmas future: *whispering into collar mic* shut it down
ghost of christmas future: *whispering into collar mic* shut it down
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
me: why does tiny tim have six fingers
ghost of christmas future: *whispering into collar mic* shut it down
ghost of christmas future: *whispering into collar mic* shut it down
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ME: I may have failed my gross anatomy course, but at least my heart was in the right place.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
December 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
ME: I may have failed my gross anatomy course, but at least my heart was in the right place.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
PROFESSOR (looking at the cadaver): No...no it's not.
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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suddenly they believe in systemic discrimination, fascinating
The collective delusion here is useful in that it has provoked conservatives to dispense with decades of bootstrap rhetoric and reveal what they would say if they thought black people were people, that is to say, if these things were happening to them
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
suddenly they believe in systemic discrimination, fascinating
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the number one requirement for the next Dem president is that they are willing to look back
with a flamethrower
with a flamethrower
There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.
The president's name was added to the sign outside the performing arts center.
December 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
the number one requirement for the next Dem president is that they are willing to look back
with a flamethrower
with a flamethrower
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Me, submerged headfirst in Brie: Shu’ up, ’s medishinal.
abcnews.go.com/Health/high-...
I feel like I have friends on here who need this information, immediately.
I feel like I have friends on here who need this information, immediately.
High-fat cheese, cream linked to lower risk of dementia: Study
People who regularly ate higher-fat cheese and cream had a lower risk of dementia over 25 years, while low-fat dairy and other dairy foods showed no clear association.
abcnews.go.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Me, submerged headfirst in Brie: Shu’ up, ’s medishinal.
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Vaccination is the closest thing we have to an honest-to-Christ medical miracle. It doesn’t just work: it works nearly instantly, costs pennies to make, and simply slots into the natural function of your immune system.
If I were religious, I would say this was akin to denying God’s grace.
If I were religious, I would say this was akin to denying God’s grace.
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Vaccination is the closest thing we have to an honest-to-Christ medical miracle. It doesn’t just work: it works nearly instantly, costs pennies to make, and simply slots into the natural function of your immune system.
If I were religious, I would say this was akin to denying God’s grace.
If I were religious, I would say this was akin to denying God’s grace.
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KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
December 20, 2025 at 2:07 AM
KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com
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I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
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Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better
BREAKING: RFKJr directs that the US instantly stop recommending all vaccinations for children. www.washingtonpost.com/health/2025/...
Under RFK Jr., U.S. plans to stop recommending most vaccines, defer to doctors
The plan, which is not finalized, suggests children get fewer shots and shifts to a model telling parents to consult doctors to make their own vaccine choices.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better
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lots of people on here complaining that they redacted the names of government officials but did you consider it would probably feel bad to be named in the epstein files? that it might hurt their feelings? right before christmas?
🚨 "The Justice Department redacted the names and identifiers of victims. Fox News Digital has learned that the same redaction standards were applied to politically exposed individuals and government officials. "
h/t @kleinmatic.bsky.social
h/t @kleinmatic.bsky.social
Epstein files explode open as DOJ details discovery of powerful figures and more than 1,200 victims
EXCLUSIVE: More than a dozen people and government officials' names appear in the hundreds of thousands of pages of Jeffrey Epstein files made public Friday, sources said.
www.foxnews.com
December 20, 2025 at 3:47 AM
lots of people on here complaining that they redacted the names of government officials but did you consider it would probably feel bad to be named in the epstein files? that it might hurt their feelings? right before christmas?
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So every time I see a call to tear down the whole system and start from the ground up, I get a little antsy about who’s gonna regulate the peanut butter in the meantime.
December 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
So every time I see a call to tear down the whole system and start from the ground up, I get a little antsy about who’s gonna regulate the peanut butter in the meantime.
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Any contemporary of Lincoln describing his personality: His natural sagacity was matched only by his wit and good humor
Describing his appearance: The grotesque creature was made by the devil in hell. Also his suit didn't fit
Describing his appearance: The grotesque creature was made by the devil in hell. Also his suit didn't fit
December 18, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Any contemporary of Lincoln describing his personality: His natural sagacity was matched only by his wit and good humor
Describing his appearance: The grotesque creature was made by the devil in hell. Also his suit didn't fit
Describing his appearance: The grotesque creature was made by the devil in hell. Also his suit didn't fit
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I'm reminded of Robert Pattinson saying something like "You never hear about method actors going around in character being nice to everybody."
December 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I'm reminded of Robert Pattinson saying something like "You never hear about method actors going around in character being nice to everybody."
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I want to start a line of luxury holding lanterns. For weird men who must venture out into the night
December 19, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I want to start a line of luxury holding lanterns. For weird men who must venture out into the night