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my mom says i’m handsome. you’re probably gonna see my dogs a lot. kansas jayhawks. kansas city: chiefs, current, royals, sporting. don’t forget to add alt text.
header: photo of the Kansas City skyline, lightning bolts striking behind it.
header: photo of the Kansas City skyline, lightning bolts striking behind it.
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Why’s that dais look like a pro wrestling mat?
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Why’s that dais look like a pro wrestling mat?
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🚨Marshawn Lynch commercial🚨
"Nothing tastes as good as getting your lick back"
"Nothing tastes as good as getting your lick back"
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
🚨Marshawn Lynch commercial🚨
"Nothing tastes as good as getting your lick back"
"Nothing tastes as good as getting your lick back"
Is Sam Darnold elite?
Bo Nix is the new “is joe flacco elite???”
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Is Sam Darnold elite?
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The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
February 9, 2026 at 2:16 AM
The Sermon on the Mount, by Beryl Lewis, before 1965, 📸 by @ScottStrazzante
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February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
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Second year in a row where the Super Bowl sucks for a guy named Drake.
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Second year in a row where the Super Bowl sucks for a guy named Drake.
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unreal photo finish in the snowboard slalom
Bulgaria beats Slovenia for the bronze medal
Bulgaria beats Slovenia for the bronze medal
February 8, 2026 at 1:47 PM
unreal photo finish in the snowboard slalom
Bulgaria beats Slovenia for the bronze medal
Bulgaria beats Slovenia for the bronze medal
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🚨🥇 My Day 2 Olympics viewing guide!
💥 More events tomorrow! I’ve dropped some training runs, condensed multiple rounds of snowboard, etc.
💥 These are curated guides, not 100% comprehensive schedules.
💥 Also a pretty important football game in the evening.
💥 More events tomorrow! I’ve dropped some training runs, condensed multiple rounds of snowboard, etc.
💥 These are curated guides, not 100% comprehensive schedules.
💥 Also a pretty important football game in the evening.
February 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
🚨🥇 My Day 2 Olympics viewing guide!
💥 More events tomorrow! I’ve dropped some training runs, condensed multiple rounds of snowboard, etc.
💥 These are curated guides, not 100% comprehensive schedules.
💥 Also a pretty important football game in the evening.
💥 More events tomorrow! I’ve dropped some training runs, condensed multiple rounds of snowboard, etc.
💥 These are curated guides, not 100% comprehensive schedules.
💥 Also a pretty important football game in the evening.
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are…uhh…are we the penis?
February 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
are…uhh…are we the penis?
The bbq and the buffalo chicken are both marinating overnight. I gotta char the tomatillos, onion, and jalapeños for the verde in the morning. Garlic will roast closer to pizza cooking time. I think I’m set. Mise en places are loosely arranged. Let’s go.
Ok so I gotta make my avocado verde sauce, at least two types of chicken pizza (bbq and buffalo, and maybe fried) with various toppings (banana peppers, pickles, onions, caramelized onions, jalapeños, roasted garlic)… I feel like I’m missing something (friends and family bringing burgers and sides).
February 8, 2026 at 3:42 AM
The bbq and the buffalo chicken are both marinating overnight. I gotta char the tomatillos, onion, and jalapeños for the verde in the morning. Garlic will roast closer to pizza cooking time. I think I’m set. Mise en places are loosely arranged. Let’s go.
Ok so I gotta make my avocado verde sauce, at least two types of chicken pizza (bbq and buffalo, and maybe fried) with various toppings (banana peppers, pickles, onions, caramelized onions, jalapeños, roasted garlic)… I feel like I’m missing something (friends and family bringing burgers and sides).
February 8, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Ok so I gotta make my avocado verde sauce, at least two types of chicken pizza (bbq and buffalo, and maybe fried) with various toppings (banana peppers, pickles, onions, caramelized onions, jalapeños, roasted garlic)… I feel like I’m missing something (friends and family bringing burgers and sides).
Yeah we know
February 7, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Yeah we know
Damn we’re getting our ass kicked in mixed doubles curling 😖
February 7, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Damn we’re getting our ass kicked in mixed doubles curling 😖
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I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers.
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now:
bit.ly/4a2VtHw
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February 7, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what
Woke up, went to the market to get ingredients for my avocado verde for tomorrow… forgot the avocados. 😒
February 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Woke up, went to the market to get ingredients for my avocado verde for tomorrow… forgot the avocados. 😒
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Excl. The USA forward Catarina Macario has turned down an offer of a contract extension at Chelsea, the Guardian understands. She's attracting interest from around the world, incl. Europe, and her future is now in major doubt after she was left out of Chelsea's squad list for the #UWCL knockouts.
February 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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MUPPET MICHAEL CLAYTON where the only human role is Tilda Swinton
February 7, 2026 at 4:49 AM
MUPPET MICHAEL CLAYTON where the only human role is Tilda Swinton
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this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
Physics of a direct hit from an RPG type projectile
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
this is why you should *never* hit someone with an rpg. it’s dangerous, it’s shitty, and it’s wrong
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bro what the fuck? are we doing an act of war via vampirism at the fucking olympics now?
February 6, 2026 at 11:02 PM
bro what the fuck? are we doing an act of war via vampirism at the fucking olympics now?