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my mom says i’m handsome. you’re probably gonna see my dog a lot (only one now). kansas jayhawks. kansas city: chiefs, current, royals, sporting.
I once paid several grand to have what I thought was a missing tennis ball removed but it turned out to be a necrotic lipoma instead and I later found said tennis ball on the bathroom counter (after she had been admitted overnight.) X-rays showed what looked like a ball and everything, too.
November 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
I once paid several grand to have what I thought was a missing tennis ball removed but it turned out to be a necrotic lipoma instead and I later found said tennis ball on the bathroom counter (after she had been admitted overnight.) X-rays showed what looked like a ball and everything, too.
Tonight, we try kalimotxo, a Basque cocktail consisting of a 1:1 mix of cola and dry red wine. Typically a cheap Rioja/tempranillo wine is used but I only have this Grenache that I think would pair well enough with the cola, plus it has a typically higher ABV, because what a week am I right?
November 21, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Tonight, we try kalimotxo, a Basque cocktail consisting of a 1:1 mix of cola and dry red wine. Typically a cheap Rioja/tempranillo wine is used but I only have this Grenache that I think would pair well enough with the cola, plus it has a typically higher ABV, because what a week am I right?
*tapping the sign*
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
*tapping the sign*
Nala’s not been doing great and on top of that, she got a blister and a bruise on her paw from playing fetch. 😞
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Nala’s not been doing great and on top of that, she got a blister and a bruise on her paw from playing fetch. 😞
At least I got some homemade pizza.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
At least I got some homemade pizza.
Confronted and laid waste to a hag last night, it was gnarly. Sadly didn’t get to use my innate magic x heightened metamagic x hex (dex) + lightning bolt combo attack because I was polymorphed into a fucking butterfly 🙄😤
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Confronted and laid waste to a hag last night, it was gnarly. Sadly didn’t get to use my innate magic x heightened metamagic x hex (dex) + lightning bolt combo attack because I was polymorphed into a fucking butterfly 🙄😤
Business-casual Grumpy Care Bear thinks this meeting could’ve been an e-mail.
October 31, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Business-casual Grumpy Care Bear thinks this meeting could’ve been an e-mail.
Your varied assortment from the Criterion sale came in. What are you watching first on this list?
October 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Your varied assortment from the Criterion sale came in. What are you watching first on this list?
Thanks for the heads up. Got in under the wire and pulled a bunch of stuff off my wishlist and restocked several films I loaned out on blu-ray years ago and never got back (and never will.)
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Thanks for the heads up. Got in under the wire and pulled a bunch of stuff off my wishlist and restocked several films I loaned out on blu-ray years ago and never got back (and never will.)
Tfw the fall weather hits
October 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Tfw the fall weather hits
Anyone have tennis balls that need disassembling?
October 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Anyone have tennis balls that need disassembling?
My belated birthday present to myself came in today. 🥳
October 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My belated birthday present to myself came in today. 🥳
Just hanging in there with Nala, one day at a time. Beard and I are getting thicker in preparation for the colder months ahead.
October 17, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Just hanging in there with Nala, one day at a time. Beard and I are getting thicker in preparation for the colder months ahead.
There’s a new Taylor Swift out that’s supposed to be nuts.
October 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
There’s a new Taylor Swift out that’s supposed to be nuts.
Mere moments before Temwa’s birthday gift hit the back of the net. 🥳
September 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Mere moments before Temwa’s birthday gift hit the back of the net. 🥳
The Plaza Art Fair is always a good time, even if you choose to stroll and peruse alone.
September 20, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The Plaza Art Fair is always a good time, even if you choose to stroll and peruse alone.
I can have a little deftones concert, as a treat.
September 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I can have a little deftones concert, as a treat.