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russell
@russbhere.bsky.social
· Jan 8
cats are beautiful, loving creatures and they want you dead
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Nothing brings a couple closer than overhearing another couple fight at the next table.
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Nothing brings a couple closer than overhearing another couple fight at the next table.
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I remember the first time I learned there were horny milfs in my area I screamed
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I remember the first time I learned there were horny milfs in my area I screamed
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just butting in to say leave me out of it
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
just butting in to say leave me out of it
them: trust your gut
my gut: i bet lava is delicious
my gut: i bet lava is delicious
November 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
them: trust your gut
my gut: i bet lava is delicious
my gut: i bet lava is delicious
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I would simply not walk through The Valley of the Shadow of Death
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I would simply not walk through The Valley of the Shadow of Death
gordon lightfoot was a prolific singer song writer. gordon heavyfoot is wanted in seven states for reckless driving
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 PM
gordon lightfoot was a prolific singer song writer. gordon heavyfoot is wanted in seven states for reckless driving
cumbersome is when something feels like cucumbers
November 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
cumbersome is when something feels like cucumbers
cargo pants need a rebrand. i’m thinking ✨pockets galore✨
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
cargo pants need a rebrand. i’m thinking ✨pockets galore✨
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*performs a lobotomy and plays the empty recycle bin sound*
November 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
*performs a lobotomy and plays the empty recycle bin sound*
nobody:
90s guy wearing a suede jacket: “it’s suede”
90s guy wearing a suede jacket: “it’s suede”
October 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
nobody:
90s guy wearing a suede jacket: “it’s suede”
90s guy wearing a suede jacket: “it’s suede”
pronounces argue like segue
October 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
pronounces argue like segue
the republican party used to stand for something
October 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
the republican party used to stand for something
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Supermoon, and I chose soup.
October 7, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Supermoon, and I chose soup.
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You won’t recognise the Supermoon with its glasses on.
October 7, 2025 at 8:28 AM
You won’t recognise the Supermoon with its glasses on.
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I bet our brains will come out of this ordeal very cool and normal
October 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I bet our brains will come out of this ordeal very cool and normal
i love it when a movie punches your heart right in the dick
September 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
i love it when a movie punches your heart right in the dick
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My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
November 24, 2024 at 5:12 AM
My wife & I tried role play but we kept fighting over who would be Mr. Bean
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I can’t move mountains but I can shift blame.
September 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I can’t move mountains but I can shift blame.
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I do not give ants permission to crawl on me
Repost this on your own page to prevent ants from crawling on you
Repost this on your own page to prevent ants from crawling on you
September 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I do not give ants permission to crawl on me
Repost this on your own page to prevent ants from crawling on you
Repost this on your own page to prevent ants from crawling on you
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'You're a nice guy, but you mistake kindness for romantic interest' she flirted.
September 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
'You're a nice guy, but you mistake kindness for romantic interest' she flirted.
i hope my final words are “i love you” and not “ouch”
September 10, 2025 at 2:16 PM
i hope my final words are “i love you” and not “ouch”
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Remember, never let anyone ruin your day.
It's your day. Be an adult.
Ruin it yourself.
It's your day. Be an adult.
Ruin it yourself.
September 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Remember, never let anyone ruin your day.
It's your day. Be an adult.
Ruin it yourself.
It's your day. Be an adult.
Ruin it yourself.
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Star Trek II directors cut? You mean the long khan?
September 9, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Star Trek II directors cut? You mean the long khan?
hear me out: concentration camps but for people with ADD
September 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
hear me out: concentration camps but for people with ADD
divorce rates are high bc they say their vows instead of doing a pinky promise
September 8, 2025 at 12:16 PM
divorce rates are high bc they say their vows instead of doing a pinky promise