Richiban
@richiban.bsky.social
@dunsparcecast.bsky.social GM -> Kitt.
Milkshake enjoyer. Opinions are my own
31, he/him 📍Denver
Milkshake enjoyer. Opinions are my own
31, he/him 📍Denver
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Richiban
@richiban.bsky.social
· Sep 5
Updating my #promosky!
My name is Rich, and I’m living in Colorado. Top 10 interests:
- Pokémon
- TTRPGs
- Improv comedy (esp. Dropout)
- Cute/silly/cool animals
- Art
- Indie music
- Progressive politics
- Video games (mostly Nintendo and indie)
- Sparkling water
- “she _ on my _ til I _” jokes
My name is Rich, and I’m living in Colorado. Top 10 interests:
- Pokémon
- TTRPGs
- Improv comedy (esp. Dropout)
- Cute/silly/cool animals
- Art
- Indie music
- Progressive politics
- Video games (mostly Nintendo and indie)
- Sparkling water
- “she _ on my _ til I _” jokes
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Are these Out of Context Spoilers for tomorrow's release, or just my morning routine? 🏋️☕🔋🐟
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Are these Out of Context Spoilers for tomorrow's release, or just my morning routine? 🏋️☕🔋🐟
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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she wiki on my stub til I [citation needed]
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
she wiki on my stub til I [citation needed]
this is precisely why Pikmin rules
the first time i played pikmin i didn’t realise they could die
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
this is precisely why Pikmin rules
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I have a message for Donald Trump: Your past sexual abuse of teenagers has not lowered the price of eggs!
by Chuck Schumer
by Chuck Schumer
November 15, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I have a message for Donald Trump: Your past sexual abuse of teenagers has not lowered the price of eggs!
by Chuck Schumer
by Chuck Schumer
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all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
November 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
all i wanted was a world where I could talk about politics with my friends without ever discussing two presidents giving each other blowjobs but woke took that away too.
The true cost of traveling… being away from Crunchwrap Supreme…
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
The true cost of traveling… being away from Crunchwrap Supreme…
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November 16, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
[DM who has only played Baldur's Gate 3 running session zero of their first tabletop campaign] ok what vulva style are you thinking of taking
can I come over and stare at you like this
November 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
can I come over and stare at you like this
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Donald Trump murdering Jeffrey Epstein to cover up his sex crimes, both candidates went to great lengths to hide their most dangerous secrets.
November 13, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private server or Donald Trump murdering Jeffrey Epstein to cover up his sex crimes, both candidates went to great lengths to hide their most dangerous secrets.
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she ham on my burger til i help her
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
she ham on my burger til i help her
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Reskeeting with alt text cause everyone deserves to see this murder
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Reskeeting with alt text cause everyone deserves to see this murder
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
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The Denver metro’s cultural scene is still recovering from a pandemic-era attendance slump, but economic activity is increasing.
Colorado’s cultural sector is so successful, it attracts 3 times more attendees than pro sports teams combined
Arts and culture attendance in Colorado far outpaces attendance of Rockies, Broncos, Nuggets, Avalanche and Rapids events.
www.cpr.org
November 9, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Denver metro’s cultural scene is still recovering from a pandemic-era attendance slump, but economic activity is increasing.
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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*logs onto bsky* oh god oh fuck i gotta do a funny okay uhhhhh. she pay on my fare til i subway? she jump on my turnstile til i subway? she sub on my way til i-
November 7, 2025 at 1:45 AM
*logs onto bsky* oh god oh fuck i gotta do a funny okay uhhhhh. she pay on my fare til i subway? she jump on my turnstile til i subway? she sub on my way til i-
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too big to fail speedrun
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
too big to fail speedrun
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Episode 2 of Harmony is here! As our unlikely adventurers venture forth on land into the looming forest, will they encounter friends, foe, or feet? 👀
youtu.be/QGANd9LInyU
youtu.be/QGANd9LInyU
Adventure is A Foot | Dunsparce & Drampa: Harmony Ep. 2
YouTube video by Dunsparce & Drampa
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November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Episode 2 of Harmony is here! As our unlikely adventurers venture forth on land into the looming forest, will they encounter friends, foe, or feet? 👀
youtu.be/QGANd9LInyU
youtu.be/QGANd9LInyU