Richiban
@richiban.bsky.social
@dunsparcecast.bsky.social GM -> Kitt.
Milkshake enjoyer. Opinions are my own
31, he/him 📍Denver
Milkshake enjoyer. Opinions are my own
31, he/him 📍Denver
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February #promosky!
Rich | he/him | 31 | Colorado
- Pokémon
- TTRPGs
- Dropout
- My cat Crunchwrap Supreme
- Progressive politics
- Arts advocacy
- Wearing hats
- Nintendo and indie gaming, in a Fire Emblem phase currently
- Light rail enjoyer
Follow if you think we’d get along!
Rich | he/him | 31 | Colorado
- Pokémon
- TTRPGs
- Dropout
- My cat Crunchwrap Supreme
- Progressive politics
- Arts advocacy
- Wearing hats
- Nintendo and indie gaming, in a Fire Emblem phase currently
- Light rail enjoyer
Follow if you think we’d get along!
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
Awesome schadenfreude in this thread if you can get past how culturally alien some living people are
Watching people unhinge in response to OpenAI announcing they are retiring GPT4o. Complete chatbot romance psychosis
February 13, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Awesome schadenfreude in this thread if you can get past how culturally alien some living people are
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yea i work out. im trying to work out how i can own a home in this economy.
February 12, 2026 at 10:24 PM
yea i work out. im trying to work out how i can own a home in this economy.
Woke Mega Charizard (pronouns in bio)
February 12, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Woke Mega Charizard (pronouns in bio)
There’s no euphoria quite like timing your airport arrival in such a way you don’t need to stop walking until you get on the plane
February 11, 2026 at 11:34 PM
There’s no euphoria quite like timing your airport arrival in such a way you don’t need to stop walking until you get on the plane
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God, I need Whiskey Friday to come soon.
February 11, 2026 at 9:48 PM
God, I need Whiskey Friday to come soon.
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millennials claim they can’t afford a $600,000 house, but somehow they have $9 for a rotisserie chicken from the supermarket? wsj investigates
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
millennials claim they can’t afford a $600,000 house, but somehow they have $9 for a rotisserie chicken from the supermarket? wsj investigates
As a VGC player, there’s nothing I love more than a super niche hobby with its own acronyms and initialisms. Will now always refer to sticky toffee pudding as “STP” in the remaining 5 times I’ll reference it in my lifetime
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 8:42 PM
As a VGC player, there’s nothing I love more than a super niche hobby with its own acronyms and initialisms. Will now always refer to sticky toffee pudding as “STP” in the remaining 5 times I’ll reference it in my lifetime
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i’m crunching some numbers here and i’m not liking what i’m seeing
Sora 2 apparently cost something like $5 billion to run every year and so far made OpenAI around $1.4 million.
February 10, 2026 at 10:51 PM
i’m crunching some numbers here and i’m not liking what i’m seeing
I’m not a big sports guy but I *love* the Rockies. It is so genuinely fun to cheer on one of the historically worst participants of any competition ever. Plus the home games are dirt cheap. Glad they’re off to a great start this year.
Everyone: Looking forward for the new baseball season!
Kris Bryant: [instantly goes on the injured list]
Kris Bryant: [instantly goes on the injured list]
February 10, 2026 at 9:48 PM
I’m not a big sports guy but I *love* the Rockies. It is so genuinely fun to cheer on one of the historically worst participants of any competition ever. Plus the home games are dirt cheap. Glad they’re off to a great start this year.
Just made the neuron connection that roosters are named roosters because they are ones who roost AMA
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Just made the neuron connection that roosters are named roosters because they are ones who roost AMA
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They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
February 10, 2026 at 5:06 PM
They're calling HRT a "sex-rejecting procedure" now. I guess that means my wife gives me HRT every night!
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Choosing to take a trip to London in the middle of a month long apartment move was certainly a choice by me 🫠
February 10, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Choosing to take a trip to London in the middle of a month long apartment move was certainly a choice by me 🫠
we are all now draft kings
February 9, 2026 at 10:01 PM
we are all now draft kings
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give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
give me the ferments
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
and free my soul
I’m only eatin yogurt
at the super bowl
I’m RFK
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these guys claim the 2024 election heralded the beginning of eternal cultural dominance and here they are performatively boycotting the one shared cultural touchstone of normie America like absolute freaks
Just like MAGA buying Melania tickets in bulk to try and make it look like it isn’t a flop.
February 8, 2026 at 5:33 PM
these guys claim the 2024 election heralded the beginning of eternal cultural dominance and here they are performatively boycotting the one shared cultural touchstone of normie America like absolute freaks
the male loneliness epidemic is quite literally a skill issue
Incels complain constantly about straight women having too high of standards, when in actuality an alarming amount of women have abysmal standards, and they can’t even meet those.
The amount of shit women deal with from their inattentive man-child shit no-personality having ass husbands is crazy
The amount of shit women deal with from their inattentive man-child shit no-personality having ass husbands is crazy
February 7, 2026 at 1:09 AM
the male loneliness epidemic is quite literally a skill issue
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"may i have a Gom Iber?"
-Bon Iver asking for a Gummi Bear
-Bon Iver asking for a Gummi Bear
February 6, 2026 at 3:53 PM
"may i have a Gom Iber?"
-Bon Iver asking for a Gummi Bear
-Bon Iver asking for a Gummi Bear
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zohran mamdani: (starting a revolution) what if we do and say good things
February 6, 2026 at 8:56 PM
zohran mamdani: (starting a revolution) what if we do and say good things
Every day I grow less confident that his death will result in any timely and meaningful change, but more insistent that he deserves to burn in hell regardless
February 6, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Every day I grow less confident that his death will result in any timely and meaningful change, but more insistent that he deserves to burn in hell regardless
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This but NUTGUZZLER42 is genuine and represents nearly 40% of America
February 6, 2026 at 2:32 PM
This but NUTGUZZLER42 is genuine and represents nearly 40% of America
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It is February 6th.
On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.
On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.
February 6, 2026 at 5:42 AM
It is February 6th.
On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.
On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo.
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