Rammi
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Rammi
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"Rammi, I think the day you need to get off the internet is so far gone that the internet's called you back for a reunion tour."
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So my very specific dopamine rush is buying the same clothes Eleanor Shellstrop from The Good Place wears (new master thread of photos as and when I find the clothes in my wardrobe again)
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Huge news from Blakeney Point...
December 27, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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I will not buy your AI book
I will not give its text a look
I will not share your AI art
I will not share even a part
I will not play your AI game
I will not play it, feel some shame!
Use your soul and heart and head
And make us things to love, instead

(With apologies to Dr. Seuss).
I don't want gen AI in my software
I don't want gen AI in my phone
I don't want gen AI in my email
I don't want gen AI in my recipes
I don't want gen AI in my safety documentation
I don't want gen AI in my schools
I don't want gen AI in my healthcare
I don't want gen AI in my life
I don't want gen AI in my browser
I don't want gen AI in my pc
I don't want gen AI in my art
I don't want gen AI in my games
I don't want gen AI in my music
I don't want gen AI in my movies
I don't want gen AI in my books
I don't want gen AI in my cart
I don't want gen AI in my life
December 27, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Fun fact: Amelia Erhardt was a key contributor to the rise in popularity of the zip.

She was an early, prominent adopter.
Behold the zipper’s first upgrade in over a century. YKK, the Japanese company that makes about half the world’s zippers, has created a zipper that removes the traditional fabric tape, creating a lighter, more flexible, lower-impact closure. buff.ly/5UV5gnr
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The Zipper Is Getting Its First Major Upgrade in 100 Years
By stripping away the fabric tape that’s held zippers together for a hundred years, Japanese clothing giant YKK is designing the future of seamless clothing.
buff.ly
December 27, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Knives Out: a classic whodunnit centred around the death of a patriarch surrounded by a family of motive-havers

Glass Onion: FUCK BILLIONAIRES FUCK BILLIONAIRES FUCK BILLIONAIRES

Wake Up Dead Man: hey y’all noticed how the right has weaponised christianity in their fascist takeover of America
December 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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It’s been a year since I started my band, 1023 megabytes. Still not one gig.
December 27, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Do you have ANY IDEA how badly you need to have fucked up for me to take the Pope's side?
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Xmas pudding has finished soaking
December 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Merry Christmas from me and Honey and the cats (not pictured because I quite like my body remaining unscratched)
December 24, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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the old tim is dying, and the new tim struggles to be born: now is the time of tiny
December 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
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Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
December 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Jamiroquai when Jamiro vewwy sad
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Dear Santa:

All I want for Christmas is for the Oxford comma to be cherished, loved, and respected.
December 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Please stop.
December 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hypothetically speaking, would people be liable for arrest if they peacefully held up “I support Greta Thunberg” signs outside, say, a weapons manufacturer’s buildings?
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Because I want to pretend it’s the early 00s again and glitter graphics are all the rage i.ibb.co/3yKRdsPz/smo...
December 23, 2025 at 2:46 PM
lmao there’s another Thai election coming up soon like it’s actually going to count for anything (see this from last year) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Move Forward: Thai court dissolves reformist party that won election - BBC News
Move Forward won the most seats in last year’s election - but was blocked from forming a government.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Santa told us that people that don’t add alt text are getting coal in their stocking this year.
December 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
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Oh thank Christ, I thought that was Capaldi.

I hope the Paddington as Grim Reaper thing endures. Centuries from now, he'll be a being of folklore, they'll think the kids' stories came after. Bonus points if he outlives Christianity, so people think he's guardian of the afterlife. The Peru-y Gates.
December 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Please share. Thanks
December 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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Good demonstration of why Google AI overview should not be trusted.

According to this, Chris Rea had fairly robust opinions on the "business implications" of Brexit.

But it's confusing singer Chris Rea with a completely different person.
December 22, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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SUPERNATURAL (The WB/The CW, 2005-2020)
Just passing through the Pennines (namely Royston Vasey) as I head back to Manchester. The shops offer some rather questionable Christmas card options.
December 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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I keep learning entirely unsolicited pieces of information about who and what a "Mr Beast" is, and I do think every new item of knowledge decreases my overall quality of life by a small but perceptible degree
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Very important news - my cat continues to be adorable 🥹
December 21, 2025 at 6:02 PM