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mess with crabby, get the stabby
I think I will go invade Greenland, also. No particular reason, just seems like it's the trendy thing to do when completely unrelated frustrations pile up.
January 19, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Friend: I just don't know how to cope with all the horrible shit in the world anymore

Me (taking her hand): Have you considered reposting me
January 24, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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I don't believe in astrology, which is so Pisces of me
January 19, 2026 at 6:34 AM
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For someone who lays around a lot I don't watch much tv. I prefer worrying and ignoring I have to pee
January 19, 2026 at 5:31 PM
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I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
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How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad?
January 17, 2026 at 8:09 AM
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Reposting with alt text
January 18, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 2:55 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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Fox reporter in Minneapolis.
January 19, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Me, side-eyeing cookies I swore I'd save for work this week.
“Will power is trying hard not to do something you really want to do,” said Frog.

“You mean like trying hard not to eat all these cookies?” asked Toad.

“Right,” said Frog.
January 19, 2026 at 4:04 AM
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It's only doxing if you give a cop's home address. Revealing their name is just sparkling accountability.
January 18, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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3 years ago @ahandvanish.bsky.social, @lisamccorkell.bsky.social, @julialmv.bsky.social and I published a review on #LongCovid. Since then it has been downloaded nearly 2 million times and is #4 of >500,000 papers published since by @altmetric.com www.nature.com/articles/s41...
Long COVID: major findings, mechanisms and recommendations - Nature Reviews Microbiology
Long COVID is an often debilitating illness of severe symptoms that can develop during or following COVID-19. In this Review, Davis, McCorkell, Vogel and Topol explore our knowledge of long COVID and ...
www.nature.com
January 18, 2026 at 5:07 PM
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First episode out this Friday after our regularly-scheduled Thursday zoom! Our deal with Lemonada is no ads, but we're thinking of some fun spoof ads or running music breaks. If you've got good ideas let me know! And subscribe/send it around/etc etc. www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
“No Kings” Protest Organizers Launch Podcast With Lemonada Media
Indivisible co-founders Leah Greenberg and Ezra Levin’s activist-minded show ‘What’s the Plan?’ will release weekly starting Jan. 30.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
January 18, 2026 at 8:02 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 11:11 PM
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Watch this woman mock Bovino to his face. bsky.app/profile/notl...
what a legend lmao
January 18, 2026 at 11:50 PM
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January 19, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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wife: your life insurance premium paid up?
me: yeah
wife: good
me: why?
wife: no reason
me: ...
wife: ...
me: ...
wife: here, taste this
January 19, 2026 at 12:32 AM
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Measles cases reported in Cuyahoga County, Ohio health director urges vaccination ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/01/12/m...
Measles cases reported in Cuyahoga County, Ohio health director urges vaccination • Ohio Capital Journal
The Ohio Department of Health warned residents about a new outbreak of measles identified in Cuyahoga County.
ohiocapitaljournal.com
January 19, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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from the archives: that one time I covered Bruce Springsteen

youtu.be/wbxfl8VQjNw?...
I'm On Fire (Bruce Springsteen acoustic cover)
YouTube video by Half a Person
youtu.be
January 19, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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This clip should live by the Tom Holland Umbrella rule: you see it, you repost it.
January 13, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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If we invested the money currently going to AI in child care and elder care, we probably wouldn't need to worry about birth rate.
January 13, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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Ask not what your country can do for you.
Ask what your country can do to you.
January 19, 2026 at 1:56 AM
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Next week: Gavin Newsom with a fireside chat with David Duke.
January 18, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."

The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...
Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop"
Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.
consequence.net
January 15, 2026 at 6:39 PM