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quagbert.bsky.social
(shouting into the void) ok, I can get into this
December 15, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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clementcomposer.com
'Let it Snow' with all the positive lines removed
Oh, the weather outside is frightful And since we've no place to go It doesn't show signs of stopping How I hate going out in the storm The fire is slowly dying
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
October 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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rbrett.bsky.social
After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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lolennui.bsky.social
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
Donald Trump looking the happiest I’ve ever seen him talking to Mamdani, with a Reagan portrait hanging in the wall behind them
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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laurasaurus.bsky.social
I’m howling.
Recently, Clifford "Buzz" Grambo decided to upgrade his electric scooter. The old one he had purchased online only reached 16 mph and wasn't cutting it anymore. He needed to go faster to keep up with the US Immigration and Customs Enforcement cars he chases around Baltimore. So, Grambo bought a Segway MAX G3, which features a 2,000-watt motor and can get up to 28 mph. "The first time I caught up to them, I could tell that they already knew who I was," he told me when we first spoke on the phone in late October. "They had seen me before, so they thought they were just going to speed away. I was like, ha-ha bitches, I got a new scooter!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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stefanheck.bsky.social
"The worm doesn't make me eat dead rats. I was doing that before the worm," he purred at me like one of the diseased cats that would follow him around whenever he had a dead rat in his pocket that he was saving for later. He really liked eating them. He coughed and it sounded like a lawnmower hitting a sprinkler head. His leathery skin crackled in the evening sun. He had to leave tonight - he was speaking at a conference for people who think medicine turns you gay. Sometimes when he was away I would rub an old catcher's mitt up and down my legs and pretend he was giving me a massage. - excerpt from “I Don't Know Why He Sounds Like That: My Disgusting Affair with RFK Jr” by Olivia Nuzzi
November 17, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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ceej.online
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
unioncity.bsky.social unioncity.bsky.social @unioncity.bsky.social · Nov 9
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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veryimportant.lawyer
my dog on the daycare webcam
trump just standing there while a bunch of folks engage in boisterous horseplay
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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wormmo.de
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
me with a blue funnel like hat, with a stick out the top holding a red ball on a string. I have on a red capelet and am carrying a letter with calligraphy and a seal in my crooked beak. I've got a badge with a symbol on it the guy from the original painting that's got on my outfit except it's wearing tan turnshoes
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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coachfinstock.bsky.social
They're calling him the most French man in history
cbsnews.com CBS News @cbsnews.com · Oct 31
A French cyclist survived for three days after a horrendous 130-foot fall into a ravine, kept alive by the bottles of red wine he had in his shopping bag, police said.
Cyclist falls down 130-foot ravine in France, survives 3 days by drinking wine he had in shopping bag
A helicopter airlifted him to hospital, with a rescue doctor calling his survival "a miracle."
cbsn.ws
October 31, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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leastactionhero.bsky.social
Dominos meme White Sox fan forced to accept Cubs jersey Assyrian bishops refuse to condemn Nestorius's 431 challenge to the use of the title Theotokos ('Bearer of God'") for Mary.
October 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
Him: where are all the coffee filters?

Me:
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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mementomorty.bsky.social
Be the Mothman you wish to see in the world
an illustration that shows a caterpillar, then a moth, then The Mothman text: GIVE YOURSELF TIMEA
October 2, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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markpopham.bsky.social
hey babe can you come pick me up. yeah im at the bar in rural france and a guy here is singing about how many eggs he eats
July 8, 2023 at 4:37 PM
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oldfriend99.bsky.social
Just found out my wife has been arguing with another man
October 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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stefapie.bsky.social
Free will rules
A small pumpkin entirely covered in googly eyes (but just the front actually, I'm running out of googlies, but i can get more tomorrow and finish up before the contest deadline on Saturday)
October 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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weeder.bsky.social
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it. A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE? A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES
October 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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jooliaghoulia.bsky.social
The perfect dog costume doesn't exi--
October 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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paleofuture.bsky.social
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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pantspants.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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maladroithe.bsky.social
Now WeRateDogs is TRIPLING THE FUCK DOWN and talking about how often cops shoot dogs
Screen grab of the WeRate Dogs podcast where they’re talking about cop violence against dogs
October 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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durtmchurtt.bsky.social
Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 AM