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stefa
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Living the lobsters stuffed with tacos lifestyle
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Whoops i finished Bob's Burgers better restart Bob's Burgers
Furious to report that ironing my rug has made me love it even more, and I'm gonna do another pass at it this weekend then call it done
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I truly thought it was canon that "James Bond" and "007" was like a rank or title given to an agent but i guess it's supposed to be the same guy every time?
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Sometimes adulthood is spending your day off ironing a 9x12 iron because for some deranged reason it arrived folded and is a trip hazard
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I love the look on people's faces when i mention i go to fencing classes, a pure moment of "you can just do that?" which is what i truly live for. Yup, you can just do stuff
November 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
The Buffalo Bills social media has gotten very off-topic and i am SO into it
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Things are very bad, but Bob's Burgers is still very good
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I've been rewatching Ghosts bc it's cute and fun and i just realized that Trevor's character growth is kicked off by being horrified by negative ghost representation in Ghostbusters
November 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Truly the only thing in my life changed by AI is having to add "-ai" to the end of all of my searches
November 9, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Don't have to get ready for photo ops like this if you STAY ready
November 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I cannot get over how tacky they are i love it
November 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I broke both of my big dumb cups, which were ripoffs of some Starbucks big dumb cups, so i went over to the dollar/bonkers overstock store for new ones I won't care about breaking. Turns out they had some of the real ones, but they had a random intial on them, but it happens to be one of MY initials
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I want to go for a walk AND i have a reason to go for a walk BUT i am not doing great rallying for a walk
November 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The "Pedestrian Fatalities" counter on the page updates in real-time!
Extensive FAQ Page Dispels Any Lingering Confusion About Boston Duck Tour https://theonion.com/extensive-faq-page-dispels-any-lingering-confusion-abou-1819574176/
November 8, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I just ordered the item that i will consider the last piece of my fallout stuff collection and i am so fucking excited for how it's all gonna look together, and then we start adding in more Star Trek stuff
November 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I picked up my prize from the pumpkin contest which was fun, got a lot of compliments, but the prize was flower and i am in a no smoking building so I've spent a lot of this evening making pre-rolls for upcoming walks
November 8, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The song from this ad is permanently imprinted on my brain youtu.be/8neFnSuh7Is?...
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I love being extremely torn between my next planned splurge being the TNG Enterprise Lego set or this INCREDIBLE champagne colored faux fur trimmed shawl i keep seeing in the J Peterman Catalog
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I don't know why the guy at my sandwich place gave me a free baguette but i do have many ideas for how to put it to good use
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Our first repeat sandwich since relocating to Jersey City, but the bel paese cheese on this one was calling to me and i must follow my heart
November 7, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Mitch Hedberg fucking nailed it with what's so great about rice (i am eating rice)
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
That moment of horror when you realize the instant message you're about to send to someone actually does need to be an email
November 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM