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Writer, degenerate, malcontent
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If i say what i think should happen to the likes of Wes Streeting (and yhr current labour government in general) i will be banned from bluesky.
like prescribing a gun to suicidal people
November 20, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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A simple and efficient strategy
November 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Nice one, Zadie Smith.
With alt text.
November 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
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Wes Streeting looks like Pinocchio if, instead of becoming a real boy, he’d turned into an Assistant Manager at a branch of Currys.
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
All four parts of my epic into the Heart of Marxness

A full weekend report of this years #greenparty Confrence. I worked really hard on this so please check it. Share if you like x

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The Only Party Left - Part One
Notes From An Observer At The Green Party Conference
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November 10, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Dear GOD if you want to save money in the asylum system

1. LET ASYLUM SEEKERS WORK

2. FAST TRACK STATUS FOR EVERYONE FROM CLEARLY UNDAFE COUNTRIES like Sudan, Syria, etc

3. Run an asylum accommodation system that is NOT FOR PROFIT #r4today
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Nuremburg trials is the moderate position
He said that the agents would throw food at them to eat. The agents threatened to withhold food for a week and to beat him up if he didn't sign deportation papers. He said he saw others refuse and get beaten/receive no food. He signed because he was afraid.
November 7, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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Green party has had a dizzying couple of months, I was there near the start, at the conference. Read part four now.

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The Only Party Left - Part Four
Notes From An Observer At The Green Party Conference
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November 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Green party has had a dizzying couple of months, I was there near the start, at the conference. Read part four now.

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The Only Party Left - Part Four
Notes From An Observer At The Green Party Conference
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November 5, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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sure boss, got that picture of The Captain, looks like he’s tripping fucking balls just like you asked
rock and roll photos
October 20, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Familiarise yourself with these terverts for identification in the field and the protection of your children
List of Labour MPs who are openly transphobic nowadays and who to vote for to unseat them.

1) Tonia Antoniazzi

Transphobic for years. Open GC. Behind the "Women's Dec" for Labour

Constituency: Gower
Maj: 11567

Suggested vote: Plaid Cymru
October 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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“i’ve got a letter here from joe maplin…”
October 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Zack Polanski and the Green Party are everywhere, I went into the heart of marxness at the Green Party conference

Part three is out now

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Please share I worked really hard on this
The Only Party Left
Notes From An Observer At The Green Party Conference
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October 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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watching the UKs green party elect an actual unafraid leftist into leadership and see party membership double in under a month is once again endless proof that if you stand up for leftist causes and treat the electorate like adults, you’ll win people over easily
October 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Part two of my adventure at the #greenparty conference is now live. Consider subscribing and even choosing a paid subscription. Or not. Just reading and sharing would help a lot.

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The Only Party Left - Part Two
Notes From An Observer At The Green Party Conference
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October 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Part one of my Green Party adventure is up. Check it out. Consider supporting me. Or at least share this about a bit?

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The Only Party Left - Part One
Notes From An Observer At The Green Party Conference
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October 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Part one of my Green Party adventure is up. Check it out. Consider supporting me. Or at least share this about a bit?

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The Only Party Left - Part One
Notes From An Observer At The Green Party Conference
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October 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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So if I’ve grasped the galaxy-brained strategy here, it’s:
✅ Day 1: reassure target voters that migrants are a problem & you’re ready to make them suffer
✅ Day 2: tell target voters their ideas are racist
✅ Day 3: reassure target voters that migrants are a problem & you’re ready to make them suffer
Starmer to end asylum ‘golden ticket’ of resettlement and family reunion rights
People granted asylum will have to earn right to invite family in plan charities call ‘straight from populist playbook’
www.theguardian.com
October 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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The Greens are currently the only party willing to say this; it's a lonely landscape out there.
Oh look, it's that easy. 🤷🏼‍♀️
October 1, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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JUST NOW AT THE UN…
September 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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The “thin blue line” refers to the blue sharpie cops carry around to write left wing slogans on shell casings found near mass shootings.
September 25, 2025 at 8:42 PM