Poppamunz (they/them)
@poppamu.nz
Choir, computers, tabletop, New Jerseyan rage. I'm also @poppamunz@dftba.club on Mastodon. Pfp by @dftbarachel.dftba.social. Creator of @effing-hank.dftba.social. I don't reskeet images without alt text.
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Poppamunz (they/them)
@poppamu.nz
· Jan 10
can we just make it a rule that if your political post can be summed up as "everything and everyone sucks and nobody's doing enough!!", then you have to include a meaningful answer to the question "so what do we do about it?" that an individual can reasonably take action on. otherwise just STFU.
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genuinely fantastic news in, and concerning, the U.S.? I'll take it!
Arthur Sze has been named the new U.S. poet laureate. He succeeds Ada Limón, who has held the position since 2022. During his term as poet laureate, Sze plans to have a special focus on translating poetry originally written in other languages. Read more: at.pw.org/ArthurSze
January 10, 2026 at 1:34 PM
genuinely fantastic news in, and concerning, the U.S.? I'll take it!
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it's ballshit
CNN graphics put the asterisk in the wrong place, it appears…
January 8, 2026 at 7:11 AM
it's ballshit
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I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
January 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I’m developing a game where you have to go back to assassinate Adam. It’s a first person shooter.
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orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
orcas have the chance to do the funniest thing
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You gotta respect someone who can wake up, scream as loud as possible, chug 1/5 of their body weight in milk, start laughing, throw up a little, and be back asleep within 20 minutes. Just nothing but respect for babies.
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You gotta respect someone who can wake up, scream as loud as possible, chug 1/5 of their body weight in milk, start laughing, throw up a little, and be back asleep within 20 minutes. Just nothing but respect for babies.
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It’s the “season of love and giving”…but this year, doesn’t it seem more like a “season of fear and taking”? Like many of you, I’ve been saddened by the human impact of draconian government budget cuts and how angry many housed Americans are at unhoused Americans.
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December 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Her: you need to clean your dick
Me: that’s hogwash
Me: that’s hogwash
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Her: you need to clean your dick
Me: that’s hogwash
Me: that’s hogwash
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this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 AM
this is a Canadian petition to uphold charter rights for transgender and minority communities
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
if youre Canadian, please sign it. if youre not Canadian, please share it.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
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worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
worker: bit of bad news it seems like god got kinda pissed we were building such a cool tower and he kinda cursed us into speaking different languages
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
worker 2: sacre bleu!
worker: yeah for sure man
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I love jokes about the Tower of Babel, it's just a shame when they get lost in translation.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I love jokes about the Tower of Babel, it's just a shame when they get lost in translation.
piping hot take: queer-focused social media pages, news outlets, etc. who leave comments on without moderation are complicit in the hate spread within them
November 29, 2025 at 10:42 PM
piping hot take: queer-focused social media pages, news outlets, etc. who leave comments on without moderation are complicit in the hate spread within them
i wish i could reskeet this multiple times
kids need human rights
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i wish i could reskeet this multiple times
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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I'm gonna need the last 4 digits of your dog and your mothers maiden credit card number
November 14, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I'm gonna need the last 4 digits of your dog and your mothers maiden credit card number
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This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
November 5, 2025 at 5:39 AM
This needs more attention: Zohran SPLIT the straights with Cuomo. ALL of his margin was from LGBTQ+ voters. Every Dem who ever said “we should abandon the transes” needs this shoved down their fucking throat with a ramrod.
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I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
November 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.
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for those unfamiliar with the nazi bar:
October 22, 2025 at 8:32 PM
for those unfamiliar with the nazi bar:
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I didn't get a picture of the best sign I saw today, but I remember what it said:
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
October 19, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I didn't get a picture of the best sign I saw today, but I remember what it said:
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
Somewhere in America
A little Hispanic girl
Is hiding in an attic
And keeping a diary.
#NoKings
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You have no idea how little I can accomplish if I put my mind to not doing it
October 16, 2025 at 5:31 PM
You have no idea how little I can accomplish if I put my mind to not doing it
people on the internet stop making broad hurtful generalizations about christianity challenge (impossible)
October 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
people on the internet stop making broad hurtful generalizations about christianity challenge (impossible)
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An older comic about pigeon nests.
September 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
An older comic about pigeon nests.