Evan Hadfield
evanhadfield.bsky.social
Evan Hadfield
@evanhadfield.bsky.social
bad at internet
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you can't just bring back austin powers. the franchise wrote itself into a corner after he volunteered to stay behind forever in the shagadelic dimension to save foxxy and vanessa. they already brought him back once without explaining how he escaped from fembot island, the audience won't buy it
November 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
The lionization of the writers of the Constitution lasts precisely up until you study the lives of the writers of the Constitution
The writers of the Constitition never intended for a criminal tyrant to be president.
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Of course you can't have him say it was all a dream that's clearly a nightmare
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If you read Canadian propaganda media Poilievre is the second coming of Jesus and all of his failures are just preamble for his glorious ascendance

Nice to know that in the real world he's a Ted Cruz character everyone hates more by the day
📊Preferred PM, Nanos Research tracker (Oct.17-Nov.7, 2025):

🔴51% Mark Carney (+5)
🔵27% Pierre Poilievre (-1)

(Comparison with previous 4-week sample)

338canada.com/20251107-nan...
338Canada | Nanos Research federal poll, November 2025
338canada.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:38 PM
The problem with starving the poor is that the grocery stores won't sell as much product
There’s growing concern among grocery stores, restaurants and food producers, as some economists say the lapse SNAP payments is likely to cause lower-income households to scrutinize their spending more.
With SNAP on Hold, Low-Income Shoppers Cut Back and Businesses Worry
A delay in SNAP benefits mixed with a decline in foot traffic has many stores, restaurants and food producers concerned about sales.
nyti.ms
November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Roman Legate telling his wife about the vitis
there is a thick oaken rod at work with which my enemies routinely beat me about the head and groin. this stick is more dear to me than my very own children
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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40 men Trump sent to CECOT tell the NYT they were beaten, tortured, and sexually assaulted. The details are worse than you can imagine.

We can’t let them get away with this. Miller and the other architects of this sadism need to go to prison.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/08/w...
‘You Are All Terrorists’: Four Months in a Salvadoran Prison
www.nytimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Not the most important part of this story but how is my hair transplant this much better than a billionaire's
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 PM
It's not a particularly good stunt, either.
Cutting flights because of the govt shutdown is a stunt, plain and simple
November 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
In this house we believe Gordon Lightfoot sunk the Edmund Fitzgerald like that one bond villian who made his own news
Well, this is timely! New evidence presented ahead of the 50th anniversary of the disaster prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that the SS Edmund Fitzgerald sank in heavy seas because the captain drove it under the water instead of on top. "I guess he was trying something new," say researchers.
November 7, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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lol why put it this way
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It's awesome that we always send America the worst of our trash and then they end up on tv as our national representatives
 Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
If corporations are legally people I personally should be legally allowed to kill them in self-defense
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
This is such a shitty headline for what those experts said - one of them is Geoffrey Hinton who literally quit Google so he could hate on AI in public. What they actually said is that maybe in 20 years AI could engage in certain logic puzzles in a way humans can't keep up with.
November 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
If they let a single news agency do their actual jobs these images would be burned into the American psyche forever
Her husband told her that detainees at Broadview had to get up at 5am to get in line for one bathroom. He often peed himself. One time he had to wait until 2pm to use the bathroom. You could only use the bathroom once a day. He said the agents would beat you if you used the bathroom on yourself.
November 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I swear my dad only went to space so he could write his little sci-fi thrillers in his retirement

A lesson for us all
"Exciting and entertaining from start to finish, and highly recommended." - Promoting Crime Fiction
order FINAL ORBIT: chrishadfield.ca/books/final-...
November 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.
November 6, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I went to a Syrian refugee camp in Jordan to film a taekwondo studio and the kids all wanted me to write Mr Beast for them and were so happy when he saw it.

Every time I see him I remind myself that he's entertainment for very young children and I shouldn't even really know he exists.
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
You can't get 70/19 polls on stuff like "is it good to drink water"
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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The link is paywalled but I’m gonna guess the answer is “by being pretend”
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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When Trump finally passes away in the next few months we will look back on the last year or so of his public appearances and go “wow he was really unwell that whole time”
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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lol
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I love smoking weed more than this guy hates it
All drug use outside palliative care should be criminalized and possession of dealer quantities should be punishable by death without appeal.
November 6, 2025 at 4:19 AM