Carolyn Page
@jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social
🎮Senior Writer @ Epic Games🎮
🫨Comedian @ Dropout.tv🫨
🎤Actual Play @ Bitcherton Podcast🎤
🫨Comedian @ Dropout.tv🫨
🎤Actual Play @ Bitcherton Podcast🎤
Peace on Earth babieeees
December 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Peace on Earth babieeees
Shout out to me for keeping the true spirit of the season: avoiding my family by playing Bannerlord 🥰
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Shout out to me for keeping the true spirit of the season: avoiding my family by playing Bannerlord 🥰
Anyone want to come over and make small talk with my father-in-law?
December 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Anyone want to come over and make small talk with my father-in-law?
A Star Wars themed proctologist office called The Perineum Falcon
December 22, 2025 at 7:11 AM
A Star Wars themed proctologist office called The Perineum Falcon
You gotta respect someone who can wake up, scream as loud as possible, chug 1/5 of their body weight in milk, start laughing, throw up a little, and be back asleep within 20 minutes. Just nothing but respect for babies.
December 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
You gotta respect someone who can wake up, scream as loud as possible, chug 1/5 of their body weight in milk, start laughing, throw up a little, and be back asleep within 20 minutes. Just nothing but respect for babies.
Skipping out on all my holiday plans to do whatever it takes to make this man my husband in Bannerlords.
December 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Skipping out on all my holiday plans to do whatever it takes to make this man my husband in Bannerlords.
Searching my brown lawn for the neighbors’ cat’s shit is truly the world‘s least fun Eye Spy
December 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Searching my brown lawn for the neighbors’ cat’s shit is truly the world‘s least fun Eye Spy
May there be peace on Earth
December 20, 2025 at 6:26 AM
May there be peace on Earth
If I hear one more rich person say the economy is good I’m gonna freakin’ lose it
December 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If I hear one more rich person say the economy is good I’m gonna freakin’ lose it
I really bring the “Ms. Teacher? Didn’t you assign us homework?” energy to Fridays at work. 💅
December 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I really bring the “Ms. Teacher? Didn’t you assign us homework?” energy to Fridays at work. 💅
Won therapy bingo today when Dr. said, “You’re turning into your mother.”
December 18, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Won therapy bingo today when Dr. said, “You’re turning into your mother.”
Thinking about him
December 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Thinking about him
I can’t wait for our idiot families to have Christmas absolutely ruined by all the A.I. slop products (shoved down their throats with totally unregulated ads) showing up and disappointing everyone. 🎅🏻😊🎅🏻😊
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I can’t wait for our idiot families to have Christmas absolutely ruined by all the A.I. slop products (shoved down their throats with totally unregulated ads) showing up and disappointing everyone. 🎅🏻😊🎅🏻😊
Important to have both friends that totally worship you and friends that give you a constant, unending stream of shit
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Important to have both friends that totally worship you and friends that give you a constant, unending stream of shit
Reposted by Carolyn Page
Green Giant Offering Program Where Gun Owners Can Trade In Firearms For Green Beans https://theonion.com/green-giant-offering-program-where-gun-owners-can-trade-1838097221/
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Green Giant Offering Program Where Gun Owners Can Trade In Firearms For Green Beans https://theonion.com/green-giant-offering-program-where-gun-owners-can-trade-1838097221/
Shortbread does not taste good
December 4, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Shortbread does not taste good
i DrAnK tOo MuCh cOfFeE
December 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i DrAnK tOo MuCh cOfFeE
I’m only three tasks away from completing my August to-do list
December 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
I’m only three tasks away from completing my August to-do list
Another year proving I have truly impeccable taste. 👄 💅
December 3, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Another year proving I have truly impeccable taste. 👄 💅
Reposted by Carolyn Page
Sheep from Age of Empires II: Age of Kings (PC)
November 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Sheep from Age of Empires II: Age of Kings (PC)
Leslie Odom Jr. is the king of Christmas music. The season is once a year but…
a man says i 'm willing to wait for it
ALT: a man says i 'm willing to wait for it
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December 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Leslie Odom Jr. is the king of Christmas music. The season is once a year but…