Carolyn Page
@jacuzzitubbs.bsky.social
🎮Senior Writer @ Epic Games🎮
🫨Comedian @ Dropout.tv🫨
🎤Actual Play @ Bitcherton Podcast🎤
🫨Comedian @ Dropout.tv🫨
🎤Actual Play @ Bitcherton Podcast🎤
You KNOW those same dads that got pissed when someone called the house after 7pm in the 90’s would be the guy that ignores his family and spends all his time on his phone today.
February 10, 2026 at 2:36 AM
You KNOW those same dads that got pissed when someone called the house after 7pm in the 90’s would be the guy that ignores his family and spends all his time on his phone today.
I really like that Brits call trashcans “bins” and i think we should adopt this habit. All in favor say aye.
February 9, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I really like that Brits call trashcans “bins” and i think we should adopt this habit. All in favor say aye.
Bo Burnham is really branching out
February 7, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Bo Burnham is really branching out
I don’t know the plot of Wuthering Heights except that Kathy says “it’s me, I’ve come home”
February 7, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I don’t know the plot of Wuthering Heights except that Kathy says “it’s me, I’ve come home”
Holy shit this Italian speed skater is so pretty
February 7, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Holy shit this Italian speed skater is so pretty
Summer Olympics: I’m gonna run really fast.
Winter Olympics: I’m gonna strap myself to a razor blade and see if I can launch myself so high off this ice cliff that I can punch god in the dick.
Winter Olympics: I’m gonna strap myself to a razor blade and see if I can launch myself so high off this ice cliff that I can punch god in the dick.
February 7, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Summer Olympics: I’m gonna run really fast.
Winter Olympics: I’m gonna strap myself to a razor blade and see if I can launch myself so high off this ice cliff that I can punch god in the dick.
Winter Olympics: I’m gonna strap myself to a razor blade and see if I can launch myself so high off this ice cliff that I can punch god in the dick.
Congrats to @mmmegan.bsky.social and @rjlackie.com on your nation‘s truly “it’s giving Pom Poko” Olympics opening ceremony outfits.
February 7, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Congrats to @mmmegan.bsky.social and @rjlackie.com on your nation‘s truly “it’s giving Pom Poko” Olympics opening ceremony outfits.
Computer this, compute that. How bout you put on a nice sweater and come CUTE?? Huh?? How bout that Silicon Valley??
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Computer this, compute that. How bout you put on a nice sweater and come CUTE?? Huh?? How bout that Silicon Valley??
Thank you to everyone with public Venmo transactions. I think that’s really insane behavior and I LOVE reading them.
Oh you paid someone for ”seltzer“ and someone paid you for “intake session”? Fascinating
Oh you paid someone for ”seltzer“ and someone paid you for “intake session”? Fascinating
February 6, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Thank you to everyone with public Venmo transactions. I think that’s really insane behavior and I LOVE reading them.
Oh you paid someone for ”seltzer“ and someone paid you for “intake session”? Fascinating
Oh you paid someone for ”seltzer“ and someone paid you for “intake session”? Fascinating
I know it was two summers ago but:
“My honeybee, come get this pollen” doesn’t make any sense in a song called Espresso.
should be about latte foam or jitters or grinding beans or SOMETHING
“My honeybee, come get this pollen” doesn’t make any sense in a song called Espresso.
should be about latte foam or jitters or grinding beans or SOMETHING
February 4, 2026 at 3:10 PM
I know it was two summers ago but:
“My honeybee, come get this pollen” doesn’t make any sense in a song called Espresso.
should be about latte foam or jitters or grinding beans or SOMETHING
“My honeybee, come get this pollen” doesn’t make any sense in a song called Espresso.
should be about latte foam or jitters or grinding beans or SOMETHING
And a GOOD TIME was had by all (except for maybe David for reasons unrelated to the game...)
Thanks @goodtimesociety.com for having me!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-eb...
Thanks @goodtimesociety.com for having me!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-eb...
Mad Hatter Fury Road | Blood on the Clocktower In Person (feat. Sam Reich, Aabria, Demi, Jiavani)
YouTube video by Good Time Society
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February 4, 2026 at 12:41 AM
And a GOOD TIME was had by all (except for maybe David for reasons unrelated to the game...)
Thanks @goodtimesociety.com for having me!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-eb...
Thanks @goodtimesociety.com for having me!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-eb...
Met my future wife at @aquariumpacific.bsky.social today
February 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Met my future wife at @aquariumpacific.bsky.social today
STG this picture is not staged
February 2, 2026 at 5:43 AM
STG this picture is not staged
Golden didn’t win and the Honmoon is TOTALLY FUCKED now
February 2, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Golden didn’t win and the Honmoon is TOTALLY FUCKED now
Good afternoon to all the artists I follow big titty’d OC’s and the aforementioned big titty’d OC’s ONLY
January 31, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Good afternoon to all the artists I follow big titty’d OC’s and the aforementioned big titty’d OC’s ONLY
My Baldurs Gate 3 group always says “love ya” as we log off. The world is not such a terrible place.
January 29, 2026 at 6:03 AM
My Baldurs Gate 3 group always says “love ya” as we log off. The world is not such a terrible place.
ICE spotted in El Sereno. Stay safe LA
January 28, 2026 at 8:28 PM
ICE spotted in El Sereno. Stay safe LA
ICE spotted in Lincoln Heights. stay safe LA. Protect your neighbors!!!
January 28, 2026 at 8:27 PM
ICE spotted in Lincoln Heights. stay safe LA. Protect your neighbors!!!
I know our country feels divided right now, but there is one thing we all agree on: the Liquid Glass iPhone update fuckin sucks
January 25, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I know our country feels divided right now, but there is one thing we all agree on: the Liquid Glass iPhone update fuckin sucks
Why this mer have a baby nose???
January 24, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Why this mer have a baby nose???
Ppl say “sleep like a baby”. Yeah? Babies sleep like alcoholics. Fall asleep crying and then wake up because you’ve pissed yourself.
January 24, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Ppl say “sleep like a baby”. Yeah? Babies sleep like alcoholics. Fall asleep crying and then wake up because you’ve pissed yourself.
Unfortunately the “soft animal of my body” loves scrolling and ipas
January 24, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Unfortunately the “soft animal of my body” loves scrolling and ipas
FUCK ICE. You evil fucking fascists.
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 AM
FUCK ICE. You evil fucking fascists.
Reposted by Carolyn Page
Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Posting this to X, Threads, and Bluesky as an experiment
When you’re sick & ur voice sounds different because you’re stuffed up, that’s your Snottish Brogue
January 19, 2026 at 9:48 PM
When you’re sick & ur voice sounds different because you’re stuffed up, that’s your Snottish Brogue