LBark
@pontevedrian.bsky.social
Just trying to figure out life on this crazy merry-go-round we call Earth...dad, pianist
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LBark
@pontevedrian.bsky.social
· Nov 21
It's fun to post here but it's also sort of the website for people who still call Trump a cheeto unironically
Imagine being an Olympic ski jumper and the Olympics officials are like sir, please stop trying to cheat. We know your dick is smaller than this.
February 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Imagine being an Olympic ski jumper and the Olympics officials are like sir, please stop trying to cheat. We know your dick is smaller than this.
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Death Camp For Cutie over here
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Death Camp For Cutie over here
I've said this before re: liturgy but it's incredible how thoroughly and permanently the reformers messed things up by not simply translating the old mass into English, ideally incorporating the 1662 BCP. A very simple task that turned into an insane nightmare for no reason.
February 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I've said this before re: liturgy but it's incredible how thoroughly and permanently the reformers messed things up by not simply translating the old mass into English, ideally incorporating the 1662 BCP. A very simple task that turned into an insane nightmare for no reason.
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Me after NBC hires me as commentator of the snowboard big air competition
February 5, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Me after NBC hires me as commentator of the snowboard big air competition
That's cool. I made an even more grim discovery in an even more idyllic corner of an English field but I just kind of played it cool and kept it on the DL. Just how I roll
In an idyllic corner of an English field, beneath the lush green grass and yellow buttercups sprouting in the sunshine, archaeologists made a grim discovery. https://cnn.it/4km1T83
February 5, 2026 at 5:10 AM
That's cool. I made an even more grim discovery in an even more idyllic corner of an English field but I just kind of played it cool and kept it on the DL. Just how I roll
There's a Twitter prompt going around about your favorite novels per decade since the 50s, here are mine:
50s: Invisible Man
60s: One Hundred Years of Solitude
70s: Invisible Cities
80s: Little, Big
90s: The Rings of Saturn
00s: Austerlitz
10: The Buried Giant
20s: Don't know
50s: Invisible Man
60s: One Hundred Years of Solitude
70s: Invisible Cities
80s: Little, Big
90s: The Rings of Saturn
00s: Austerlitz
10: The Buried Giant
20s: Don't know
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
There's a Twitter prompt going around about your favorite novels per decade since the 50s, here are mine:
50s: Invisible Man
60s: One Hundred Years of Solitude
70s: Invisible Cities
80s: Little, Big
90s: The Rings of Saturn
00s: Austerlitz
10: The Buried Giant
20s: Don't know
50s: Invisible Man
60s: One Hundred Years of Solitude
70s: Invisible Cities
80s: Little, Big
90s: The Rings of Saturn
00s: Austerlitz
10: The Buried Giant
20s: Don't know
Found this on my phone had to repost on here
February 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Found this on my phone had to repost on here
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Sorry babe that sounds crazy but I’m slammed hopefully everything’s good www.thedailybeast.com/cbs-news-sta...
CBS News’ Star Hire Hung With Epstein as Baby Son Fought for Life
CBS News’ newest contributor seemingly chose Epstein over his wife’s plea for help.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Sorry babe that sounds crazy but I’m slammed hopefully everything’s good www.thedailybeast.com/cbs-news-sta...
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I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death
"The stained glass curtain you're hiding behind / It never lets in the sun" is such an insane thing to say. Like what
February 1, 2026 at 7:42 PM
"The stained glass curtain you're hiding behind / It never lets in the sun" is such an insane thing to say. Like what
"You forgot to attach the gigachad image"
February 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
"You forgot to attach the gigachad image"
Just saw that a colleague has those water flavoring drops in his office and said "Oh hell yeah dude you know ball" out loud
January 31, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Just saw that a colleague has those water flavoring drops in his office and said "Oh hell yeah dude you know ball" out loud
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ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
January 30, 2026 at 11:37 PM
ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd
Remember when every other post was like a picture of a cowboy that said "Well pardner...it seems that the contradictions of late capitalism have created a mental burden that makes the accomplishment of daily tasks almost impossible, which the capitalist elite then call 'laziness'...hoss"
January 31, 2026 at 2:01 PM
Remember when every other post was like a picture of a cowboy that said "Well pardner...it seems that the contradictions of late capitalism have created a mental burden that makes the accomplishment of daily tasks almost impossible, which the capitalist elite then call 'laziness'...hoss"
1. Chamber Music of Schubert, Schumann, and Brahms
2. 17th Century British Poetry
3. Mystery Fiction
4. Mozart's Operas
5. Messiaen
2. 17th Century British Poetry
3. Mystery Fiction
4. Mozart's Operas
5. Messiaen
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university
1. Enlightenment Modernity and Its Discontents
2. Nature of Persons
3. Acting II: Shakespeare
4. Foundations of the Natural Sciences
5. Suffering
1. Enlightenment Modernity and Its Discontents
2. Nature of Persons
3. Acting II: Shakespeare
4. Foundations of the Natural Sciences
5. Suffering
Never mind jobs you had, tell me five classes you took at university
1. Cognition in Social Contexts
2. Middle East Women and Modernization
3. Science: Native American Views
4. Information Technology and Society
5. Disasters and their Effects
1. Cognition in Social Contexts
2. Middle East Women and Modernization
3. Science: Native American Views
4. Information Technology and Society
5. Disasters and their Effects
January 31, 2026 at 4:05 AM
1. Chamber Music of Schubert, Schumann, and Brahms
2. 17th Century British Poetry
3. Mystery Fiction
4. Mozart's Operas
5. Messiaen
2. 17th Century British Poetry
3. Mystery Fiction
4. Mozart's Operas
5. Messiaen
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Oh my god he's too annoying to even be a pedophile
NEW: Elon Musk has insisted that Jeffrey Epstein invited him to the notorious island and he declined. But new emails show the opposite -- Musk was practically begging to party with Epstein in the Caribbean, years after Epstein's sex convictions were public knowledge
futurism.com/future-socie...
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Elon Musk Emailed Extensively With Jeffrey Epstein, Begging to Visit His Notorious Island
Newly released documents show how Elon Musk extensively communicated with Jeffrey Epstein to plan parties and trips to his island.
futurism.com
January 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Oh my god he's too annoying to even be a pedophile
This reading is also reminding me of how absurd the insistence of Tolkien and many of his acolytes is that LOTR was not inspired by the Ring Cycle. If you're familiar with the operas the books come across as practically a variation on Wagnerian themes
Rereading LOTR for the first time since I was a kid report: Tolkien gets a lot better control of his prose in The Two Towers than he had in Fellowship, where quasi-biblical diction is constantly coming into discordant contact with twee Merrie England stuff and bad poetry
January 30, 2026 at 8:10 PM
This reading is also reminding me of how absurd the insistence of Tolkien and many of his acolytes is that LOTR was not inspired by the Ring Cycle. If you're familiar with the operas the books come across as practically a variation on Wagnerian themes
Rereading LOTR for the first time since I was a kid report: Tolkien gets a lot better control of his prose in The Two Towers than he had in Fellowship, where quasi-biblical diction is constantly coming into discordant contact with twee Merrie England stuff and bad poetry
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Rereading LOTR for the first time since I was a kid report: Tolkien gets a lot better control of his prose in The Two Towers than he had in Fellowship, where quasi-biblical diction is constantly coming into discordant contact with twee Merrie England stuff and bad poetry
A student in a masterclass today very confidently asserted that Alan Menken wrote "Part of Your World" "about the experience of being queer." Alan Menken is straight and has been married to a woman for over fifty years
January 30, 2026 at 7:25 PM
A student in a masterclass today very confidently asserted that Alan Menken wrote "Part of Your World" "about the experience of being queer." Alan Menken is straight and has been married to a woman for over fifty years
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after thoughtful consideration, I am also withdrawing my widely-acclaimed minimalist symphony from its planned Kennedy Center performance
January 27, 2026 at 5:07 PM
after thoughtful consideration, I am also withdrawing my widely-acclaimed minimalist symphony from its planned Kennedy Center performance
Just reread Fellowship with the oldest and it‘s funny that they make a big deal over the broken sword that belonged to an ancient king and must be reforged and wielded anew, and then the elves just go ahead and reforge it. Like oh OK. I guess that was actually pretty easy then.
January 26, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Just reread Fellowship with the oldest and it‘s funny that they make a big deal over the broken sword that belonged to an ancient king and must be reforged and wielded anew, and then the elves just go ahead and reforge it. Like oh OK. I guess that was actually pretty easy then.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Both Coen bros have new films out this year. Joel has Reverie, a 20 minute silent film where a man stares at statues, and Ethan has the 3rd film in his Hee-Haw trilogy, HOOTIN’ AT JUGGS!!
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Both Coen bros have new films out this year. Joel has Reverie, a 20 minute silent film where a man stares at statues, and Ethan has the 3rd film in his Hee-Haw trilogy, HOOTIN’ AT JUGGS!!