Michael Kupperman
mkupperman.bsky.social
Michael Kupperman
@mkupperman.bsky.social
Just put up a FREE Patreon post about the pleasures of reading Proust for the first time.

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February 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
This guy loves life
February 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I'm looking for printers, as in companies that print things. I'm looking for a (maybe Brooklyn) printer to make the zines I've been making every month for my Patreon, and I also need to figure out where I'm going to get a new Thrizzle printed. anyone got any recs?
February 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Was thinking I wanted to get my boy Sadaharu Oh's book for his birthday, but the cheapest copies are over a hundred dollars...!?!
January 31, 2026 at 6:04 PM
A lot of Seinfeld plots are about NYC small business owners driving away customers (the soup guy, the fruit guy, the Chinese restaurant etc.) which is, I have to say, accurate
January 30, 2026 at 7:29 PM
I haven't seen the Shrek films, are they really about him having graphic sex and blowing up buses?
January 27, 2026 at 5:56 PM
We've got fascist paramilitary death squad hogs on our streets doing ethnic cleansing and terror tactics on US citizens, and both Republicans and Democrats fully support it.
January 24, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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Only speaking personally, but today’s execution isn’t scaring me from protecting our neighbors, as some suggest is ICE’s goal. Nor am I angry with incandescent rage, in that I know such rage is unhelpful. Rather, I feel like it has forced me to truly accept that the same fate might befall me.
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I finally figured it out: the Charmin Bears love the toilet paper because they believe it’s the one thing keeping people from wiping their asses on them.
January 24, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Both Coen bros have new films out this year. Joel has Reverie, a 20 minute silent film where a man stares at statues, and Ethan has the 3rd film in his Hee-Haw trilogy, HOOTIN’ AT JUGGS!!
January 23, 2026 at 6:30 PM
"The Saint" tv series featured Roger Moore as Shirley Temple. Every week he would tap-dance around while singing in an annoying baby voice.
January 22, 2026 at 4:51 AM
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pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I see ppl talking about “follower counts” on here compared to Twitter, but to me that’s missing the point. There are entire classes of ppl who joined Twitter when it was the exciting new thing, when clever ppl were encouraged to, and they enjoyed it, at least some of them, but…
January 16, 2026 at 4:13 PM
X is completely down, now is BlueSky's chance to shine.

So, we're replacing one letter in song titles today?
January 16, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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was watching an old SNL TV Funhouse and thought to myself, " @mkupperman.bsky.social definitely designed this one", and sure enough I was right!
January 15, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I'm the funniest, partly because I have the confidence to deliberately draw badly
Artists, I think we're all too comfortable sharing our imposter syndrome.

I would love to see you step out of your comfort zone and confidently state what you think you're actually really good at.

No self deprecation, just what you think you're the strongest at

Is anyone brave eniough? 👀
January 14, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Here's my theory about America: Nobody in this country learns what they need for life, either from school, parents or anywhere else, so every important lesson is learned by undergoing traumatic events and making terrible mistakes that leave huge emotional scars.
January 14, 2026 at 7:44 PM
January 13, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Scott Adams always gave the very strong impression of being a very sad person who never got what he wanted in life. A walking illustration of "money can't buy you love or happiness"
January 13, 2026 at 7:05 PM
The policeman chuckled
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 PM
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not even JD Vance wants to live in a world where you vigorously defend the murder of your populace, while demonizing the murdered, before any of the facts are in. insanely reckless. this is depraved indifference to the lives of your citizenry and this will have immense and lasting consequences
You can tell things are going well when the VP is tweeting through it.
January 8, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Wouldn't it be great to have an actual functioning opposition party in this country right now?
January 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Struggling to stand upright in the New Year. UGGGGHHHH. But I continue, making new Snake'N'Bacon for my Patreon...
January 6, 2026 at 5:58 PM
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This is just @mkupperman.bsky.social's 4-Playo3000 but for video games and not...making your wife cum.

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January 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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🐍 The new year'sss coming up and we're sssaying our goodbyesss to the Year of The Sssnake! 🐍

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December 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM