Newrulesnewlife
@newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
Do you want to be a slave to fate, a servant to your eventual demise?
"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work"
"Let's get four chair legs on the floor"
"I get worried when I see you do that"
"What am I going to tell you?"
"Are you sitting safely?"
"Let's get four chair legs on the floor"
"I get worried when I see you do that"
"What am I going to tell you?"
"Are you sitting safely?"
"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work."
'Here are the concepts I've come up with for this project so far. Do any of these (or any variation of these) look like they might work? Thanks! :) '
'Here are the concepts I've come up with for this project so far. Do any of these (or any variation of these) look like they might work? Thanks! :) '
"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work."
Ok this is great, but a bit of a mess. Let's calm it down and add some, and stop me if you've heard this one before: curated details
Ok this is great, but a bit of a mess. Let's calm it down and add some, and stop me if you've heard this one before: curated details
February 7, 2026 at 11:20 PM
"Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work"
"Let's get four chair legs on the floor"
"I get worried when I see you do that"
"What am I going to tell you?"
"Are you sitting safely?"
"Let's get four chair legs on the floor"
"I get worried when I see you do that"
"What am I going to tell you?"
"Are you sitting safely?"
I have listened to Band of Horses - The Funeral literally hundreds of times and tonight while washing the dishes I couldn't make it to the second line without stumbling.
genuinely isn't until i try it at karaoke for the first time that i find out what the lyrics to most of my favorite songs actually are
Me "singing along"...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RObu...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RObu...
February 6, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I have listened to Band of Horses - The Funeral literally hundreds of times and tonight while washing the dishes I couldn't make it to the second line without stumbling.
what? tumblr dot com is down?
But where will I get my Pitt gifs and people wanting the farm twink to get railed by the suicidal old man?
But where will I get my Pitt gifs and people wanting the farm twink to get railed by the suicidal old man?
February 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
what? tumblr dot com is down?
But where will I get my Pitt gifs and people wanting the farm twink to get railed by the suicidal old man?
But where will I get my Pitt gifs and people wanting the farm twink to get railed by the suicidal old man?
The country is determined to extend the Hostile Environment to every part of life.
Perhaps the next thing she should do is scrap GP appointments as an incentive to draw illegal immigrants to the UK.
Perhaps the next thing she should do is scrap GP appointments as an incentive to draw illegal immigrants to the UK.
Do they understand how mad they sound? As if anyone has ever decided to cross the Channel in a small boat because, if they make it, they might get to take a free taxi to a doctor's appointment?
"Pull factors" on steroids.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
"Pull factors" on steroids.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
February 5, 2026 at 7:22 AM
The country is determined to extend the Hostile Environment to every part of life.
Perhaps the next thing she should do is scrap GP appointments as an incentive to draw illegal immigrants to the UK.
Perhaps the next thing she should do is scrap GP appointments as an incentive to draw illegal immigrants to the UK.
Is there a reason that @mattyglesias.bsky.social is using the obsolete persuing, not the modern pursuing? Is it a RETVRN thing?
Yes, @mattyglesias.bsky.social has also argued, in The Atlantic (of course), that older men pursuing sexual relationships with sixteen year olds is not pedophilia.
February 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Is there a reason that @mattyglesias.bsky.social is using the obsolete persuing, not the modern pursuing? Is it a RETVRN thing?
Because of Ghosts - You fool (your house is built on a frozen lake)
Another Hype Machine discovery. That might just be the greatest website ever created.
Another Hype Machine discovery. That might just be the greatest website ever created.
February 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
Because of Ghosts - You fool (your house is built on a frozen lake)
Another Hype Machine discovery. That might just be the greatest website ever created.
Another Hype Machine discovery. That might just be the greatest website ever created.
Hello Saferide - If I don't write this song, someone I love will die
Scrolling through the Hype Machine, this title and this artist name is how I discovered Hello Saferide. It was too intriguing to not download.
Scrolling through the Hype Machine, this title and this artist name is how I discovered Hello Saferide. It was too intriguing to not download.
February 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Hello Saferide - If I don't write this song, someone I love will die
Scrolling through the Hype Machine, this title and this artist name is how I discovered Hello Saferide. It was too intriguing to not download.
Scrolling through the Hype Machine, this title and this artist name is how I discovered Hello Saferide. It was too intriguing to not download.
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DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
February 2, 2026 at 3:58 AM
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression.
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school?
DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town.
C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name?
DR: Now look
"Opus was checking "is it daytime yet?" every 30 minutes, paying $0.75 each time to conclude "no, it's still night."
Doing literally nothing, OpenClaw spent the entire balance. How?"
If only he had read the first sentence, he wouldn't need to write the second sentence
Doing literally nothing, OpenClaw spent the entire balance. How?"
If only he had read the first sentence, he wouldn't need to write the second sentence
If only computers had built in clocks in order to tell time using some sort of deterministic machine-readable format.
But alas, the only way to know whether it's daytime is to pay nearly a dollar every 30 minutes to ask a fancy autocomplete bot.
But alas, the only way to know whether it's daytime is to pay nearly a dollar every 30 minutes to ask a fancy autocomplete bot.
I’m starting to think the people who are excited about “AI agents” have literally never used a computer in their lives
February 1, 2026 at 9:41 AM
"Opus was checking "is it daytime yet?" every 30 minutes, paying $0.75 each time to conclude "no, it's still night."
Doing literally nothing, OpenClaw spent the entire balance. How?"
If only he had read the first sentence, he wouldn't need to write the second sentence
Doing literally nothing, OpenClaw spent the entire balance. How?"
If only he had read the first sentence, he wouldn't need to write the second sentence
@tightsfights.bsky.social when is the actual Royal Rumble show going up?
maximumfun.org/episodes/tig...
It's just last week's show again.
maximumfun.org/episodes/tig...
It's just last week's show again.
Ep. 473: The Best and Worst of the Royal Rumble | Maximum Fun
It’s Royal Rumble weekend! Someone tell WWE’s marketing team! If they’re failing at discussion of the best gimmick match in company history, we’ll do it for them.
maximumfun.org
January 31, 2026 at 12:19 PM
@tightsfights.bsky.social when is the actual Royal Rumble show going up?
maximumfun.org/episodes/tig...
It's just last week's show again.
maximumfun.org/episodes/tig...
It's just last week's show again.
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The dicksucking factory is on strike you SCAB!!!
January 30, 2026 at 6:16 PM
The dicksucking factory is on strike you SCAB!!!
They don't even acknowledge Franklin as "MILF appreciator"
You don't have the be an avowed AI hater to be impressed without lifeless and unwatchable this is.
January 29, 2026 at 8:39 PM
They don't even acknowledge Franklin as "MILF appreciator"
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Speaking of Jane Goodall, my favorite quote by her:
“You cannot get through a single day without having an impact on the world around you. What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.”
“You cannot get through a single day without having an impact on the world around you. What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.”
October 6, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Speaking of Jane Goodall, my favorite quote by her:
“You cannot get through a single day without having an impact on the world around you. What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.”
“You cannot get through a single day without having an impact on the world around you. What you do makes a difference, and you have to decide what kind of difference you want to make.”
Tron Legacy
Looks good
Sounds good
Is not a good movie
Looks good
Sounds good
Is not a good movie
January 25, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Tron Legacy
Looks good
Sounds good
Is not a good movie
Looks good
Sounds good
Is not a good movie
bsky.app/profile/anth...
You have to Kirby eat the frame on this one.
There is no line that decides which people deserve to be dogpiled and executed and which people do not
You have to Kirby eat the frame on this one.
There is no line that decides which people deserve to be dogpiled and executed and which people do not
People already working hard to prove how perfect Alex Pretti was. To show he didn't "deserve" to be killed. But it's a trap folks. You're only feeding into a dynamic where people who are considered lesser get no protection. You don't have to be an Alex Pretti to deserve to live.
January 24, 2026 at 10:20 PM
bsky.app/profile/anth...
You have to Kirby eat the frame on this one.
There is no line that decides which people deserve to be dogpiled and executed and which people do not
You have to Kirby eat the frame on this one.
There is no line that decides which people deserve to be dogpiled and executed and which people do not
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
Obliquely spending my Saturday telling @badambulist.bsky.social how much I hate 2010s Liverpool FC and how funny it was for them to fail and fail again.
January 24, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Obliquely spending my Saturday telling @badambulist.bsky.social how much I hate 2010s Liverpool FC and how funny it was for them to fail and fail again.
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It's quite cool to see 2011 Top Cow Pilot Season winner The Beauty be turned into a Disney + series.
January 24, 2026 at 10:48 AM
It's quite cool to see 2011 Top Cow Pilot Season winner The Beauty be turned into a Disney + series.
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It's STFU Friday.
Refresh the script 👇
Refresh the script 👇
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 AM
It's STFU Friday.
Refresh the script 👇
Refresh the script 👇
This and Control Resonant are the games that I am Hella excited about in 2026.
January 22, 2026 at 3:35 PM
This and Control Resonant are the games that I am Hella excited about in 2026.
Today J read a comic that made me say "What the fuck?!" at the last page.
Love it.
Love it.
January 21, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Today J read a comic that made me say "What the fuck?!" at the last page.
Love it.
Love it.
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How doth it feele
To be an experte yn a dying fielde?
And how knoweste thou
That it ys ovir whan you kan not let go?
Kan not let go, kan not stop, or unrhyme
Love ys learned ovir tyme
Til thou art an expert yn a dying fielde.
To be an experte yn a dying fielde?
And how knoweste thou
That it ys ovir whan you kan not let go?
Kan not let go, kan not stop, or unrhyme
Love ys learned ovir tyme
Til thou art an expert yn a dying fielde.
January 21, 2026 at 5:40 PM
How doth it feele
To be an experte yn a dying fielde?
And how knoweste thou
That it ys ovir whan you kan not let go?
Kan not let go, kan not stop, or unrhyme
Love ys learned ovir tyme
Til thou art an expert yn a dying fielde.
To be an experte yn a dying fielde?
And how knoweste thou
That it ys ovir whan you kan not let go?
Kan not let go, kan not stop, or unrhyme
Love ys learned ovir tyme
Til thou art an expert yn a dying fielde.
So, apparently the permission to wear a speedo was in a "limited and specific" instance
I have two bosses.
One says "Where's your tie?" and comments on how nobody should be taking fashion advice from me.
The other told me that she doesn't care if I wear a Speedo to work.
One is clearly more neurodivergent than the other
One says "Where's your tie?" and comments on how nobody should be taking fashion advice from me.
The other told me that she doesn't care if I wear a Speedo to work.
One is clearly more neurodivergent than the other
Dr. Shure said: “The results of our study were unsurprising. The worst way to engage with ‘smart casual’ is to point out to your hosts that that is not only oxymoronic, but also just plain moronic.
January 20, 2026 at 7:58 PM
So, apparently the permission to wear a speedo was in a "limited and specific" instance
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