Newrulesnewlife
@newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
Do you want to be a slave to fate, a servant to your eventual demise?
[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga
November 14, 2025 at 3:24 PM
FAO of @badambulist.bsky.social my laptop keyboard seems to be turbofucked.
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Can you recommend a replacement keyboard?
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Can you recommend a replacement keyboard?
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
FAO of @badambulist.bsky.social my laptop keyboard seems to be turbofucked.
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Can you recommend a replacement keyboard?
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Can you recommend a replacement keyboard?
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Obvious solution to the But Bond Died problem: what if Bond is now also Tron from the computer and now he's played by beloved beloved character actor Jared Leto
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Obvious solution to the But Bond Died problem: what if Bond is now also Tron from the computer and now he's played by beloved beloved character actor Jared Leto
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This is an entirely uncontroversial view in international law and usually taught in 101.
November 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM
This is an entirely uncontroversial view in international law and usually taught in 101.
My partner will be delighted to not be around while I watch season 4 of The Witcher and switch to Witcher voice for a week afterwards.
November 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My partner will be delighted to not be around while I watch season 4 of The Witcher and switch to Witcher voice for a week afterwards.
A thought popped in my head as a response to a thread on here, but I couldn't construct the metaphor properly.
So anyway, enjoy once again the YOU GO, I GO but from the end of Heroes Season 1.
Back when Heroes was good. Well, not "good", but definitely not awful.
youtu.be/p4uB0TGf8eI?...
So anyway, enjoy once again the YOU GO, I GO but from the end of Heroes Season 1.
Back when Heroes was good. Well, not "good", but definitely not awful.
youtu.be/p4uB0TGf8eI?...
Heroes How to Stop an Exploding Man Part 2
YouTube video by A PERFECT LIFE MOMENT
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
A thought popped in my head as a response to a thread on here, but I couldn't construct the metaphor properly.
So anyway, enjoy once again the YOU GO, I GO but from the end of Heroes Season 1.
Back when Heroes was good. Well, not "good", but definitely not awful.
youtu.be/p4uB0TGf8eI?...
So anyway, enjoy once again the YOU GO, I GO but from the end of Heroes Season 1.
Back when Heroes was good. Well, not "good", but definitely not awful.
youtu.be/p4uB0TGf8eI?...
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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This guy is more powerful than we thought
November 6, 2025 at 5:52 PM
This guy is more powerful than we thought
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just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
August 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
I'm going to get off my bus to get dinner from a by the slice pizza place and that feels like the most NYC thing I could do today.
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm going to get off my bus to get dinner from a by the slice pizza place and that feels like the most NYC thing I could do today.
I've just seen somebody get dogpiled for having some pretty basic opinions based on something that is nuanced and it's given me such a bad feeling
You won't win hearts and minds by calling people stupid for not doing the same reading you have. And not every hill is a hill to kill somebody on.
You won't win hearts and minds by calling people stupid for not doing the same reading you have. And not every hill is a hill to kill somebody on.
November 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I've just seen somebody get dogpiled for having some pretty basic opinions based on something that is nuanced and it's given me such a bad feeling
You won't win hearts and minds by calling people stupid for not doing the same reading you have. And not every hill is a hill to kill somebody on.
You won't win hearts and minds by calling people stupid for not doing the same reading you have. And not every hill is a hill to kill somebody on.
I went to the movies.
Two people left in the first hour.
The movie was tense throughout and outrageously violent in parts.
Bugonia; not as weird as it might be, but definitely A Movie.
Two people left in the first hour.
The movie was tense throughout and outrageously violent in parts.
Bugonia; not as weird as it might be, but definitely A Movie.
November 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I went to the movies.
Two people left in the first hour.
The movie was tense throughout and outrageously violent in parts.
Bugonia; not as weird as it might be, but definitely A Movie.
Two people left in the first hour.
The movie was tense throughout and outrageously violent in parts.
Bugonia; not as weird as it might be, but definitely A Movie.
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at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
October 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
I saw this
Had a panic
Realised I bought my tickets two weeks ago.
Had a panic
Realised I bought my tickets two weeks ago.
Second ticket warning, as we're still very much on track for selling out this year.
We strongly recommend purchasing your tickets in advance to avoid disappointment, tickets may not be available on the door: thoughtbubblefestival.com/tickets
We will keep you up to date!
We strongly recommend purchasing your tickets in advance to avoid disappointment, tickets may not be available on the door: thoughtbubblefestival.com/tickets
We will keep you up to date!
October 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I saw this
Had a panic
Realised I bought my tickets two weeks ago.
Had a panic
Realised I bought my tickets two weeks ago.
Considering the brand necromancy that long dead IPs go through, it is interesting to see nobody even try to make MTV relevant, or to use it to engage with millennials and older.
so MTV is just gonna…. shut down I guess?
October 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Considering the brand necromancy that long dead IPs go through, it is interesting to see nobody even try to make MTV relevant, or to use it to engage with millennials and older.
A but so big that Sir Mix-a-lot sat up and started paying attention.
that “BUT” took me the fuck out omg it has been a MONTH AND A HALF
Going on BetMGM and wagering that JD runs for president in 2028 with Erika as his wife
October 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
A but so big that Sir Mix-a-lot sat up and started paying attention.
I am wearing skull make up to work today, and on the drive in I put on my aviators.
Death first to vultures and scavengers.
Death first to vultures and scavengers.
October 31, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I am wearing skull make up to work today, and on the drive in I put on my aviators.
Death first to vultures and scavengers.
Death first to vultures and scavengers.
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*tiktok johnny cash* i pew pew’d a man in reno just to watch him unalive
October 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
*tiktok johnny cash* i pew pew’d a man in reno just to watch him unalive
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my name is Oz
and wen the stone
is broke to bits
and all alone
i lie in sand
it stretches bare
you read my words
you pls despair
and wen the stone
is broke to bits
and all alone
i lie in sand
it stretches bare
you read my words
you pls despair
Ozyman, Ozyman-
dias does what no mortal can
and his works? are they there?
no, but maybe still despair
dias does what no mortal can
and his works? are they there?
no, but maybe still despair
This is just to say
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert
and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand
Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
October 30, 2025 at 12:27 PM
my name is Oz
and wen the stone
is broke to bits
and all alone
i lie in sand
it stretches bare
you read my words
you pls despair
and wen the stone
is broke to bits
and all alone
i lie in sand
it stretches bare
you read my words
you pls despair
Strange to see the place where I buy my baking accessories making national news.
October 29, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Strange to see the place where I buy my baking accessories making national news.
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Friendly reminder: these are the rights we all have under the ECHR.
They're not just for a privileged few
They're for EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US
They're not just for a privileged few
They're for EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US
October 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Friendly reminder: these are the rights we all have under the ECHR.
They're not just for a privileged few
They're for EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US
They're not just for a privileged few
They're for EVERY SINGLE ONE OF US
Sexy DC Comics that ran for 25 issues
(I want to make myself an advent calendar)
(I want to make myself an advent calendar)
Oh no… Sexy what percentage of Americans are on SNAP?
Not sexy. (It’s 12.3%, 42.7 million) 😥🍽️
But it does make me realize that Halloween is a nice moment for throwing together a small food bank fundraiser (thinking of the old Trick or Treat for UNICEF)💡🥗🥧🤔
Not sexy. (It’s 12.3%, 42.7 million) 😥🍽️
But it does make me realize that Halloween is a nice moment for throwing together a small food bank fundraiser (thinking of the old Trick or Treat for UNICEF)💡🥗🥧🤔
Your Halloween costume is "sexy" the last thing you googled.
Sexy what songs Ringo write?
Sexy what songs Ringo write?
October 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Sexy DC Comics that ran for 25 issues
(I want to make myself an advent calendar)
(I want to make myself an advent calendar)
If the towers were around 2,000 years ago, they are not medieval.
They are Iron Age.
They are Iron Age.
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
If the towers were around 2,000 years ago, they are not medieval.
They are Iron Age.
They are Iron Age.