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Newrulesnewlife
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Do you want to be a slave to fate, a servant to your eventual demise?
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Me deleting my last post
Actually, it's more of a tumblr idea
Simpsons screenshot Lyle Langley, monorail purveyor turns away from the camera, breaking into a big grin It is from the scene where he sells the town on the idea of building a monorail, then dismisses it as "more of a shelbyville idea"
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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I have a PowerPoint file called shitposting that is about 200 slides of assorted images with text on them, including my greatest work, the commemorative DVD of the '24 General election
A photograph of Prime Minister Rishi Sunak, absolutely soaked because the daft bastard did a press conference outside in the rain Text next to the image says Ready for Rishi 24 Britain's wettest cunt gets FUCKED
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Is there any doubt?
The dance scene from Ex Machina The Puttin' On The Ritz scene from Young Frankenstein
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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Rankles The Otter existed
A page from the Official Sega Magazine Headline says FIND RANKLES AND WIN A MILLION POUNDS!!!! the RANKLES text is in green, which makes it different to the rest of the text, which is in black. Underneath is a picture of "Rankles the Otter", which is the official art of Knuckles The Echidna, but green, with his big knuckles removed, and with spiky balls for feet
October 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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100% a bot 🤖
A screenshot of Bluesky where a post has been rehashed by a bot account replying underneath it
October 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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If the towers were around 2,000 years ago, they are not medieval.

They are Iron Age.
Headline from Time Out "For the first time in 2,000 years, Scotland is getting a new one of these medieval stone towers"
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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This is an incredible photo, because this is also Stavanger Swimming Hall
A swimming pool with concrete walls and red white and blue bunting hanging across the pool. There are blue and white lane dividers
October 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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There is a DC and Sonic the Hedgehog crossover comic that, for some reason, contains a reference to Rankles the otter, a joke from Sega Magazine in 1994
gaming-urban-legends.fandom.com/wiki/Rankles...

"I've completed Sonic and Knuckles and many a mickle makes a muckle" is still etched into my mind
A cropped panel from DC x Sonic the Hedgehog. Amy (in a Wonder woman outfit), Tails (in a cyborg outfit), Sonic (in a flash outfit) and Knuckles (in a superman outfit) are talking to a green knuckles like creature with great big feet. The green creature says "Hold on! security check! only one otter per planet!" Tails says "Knock it off, BEAST BOY"
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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The Are ya winning son meme, but it the dad has the head of Bryan Johnson and the son has the head of his Blood Boy aka Talmage Johnson Dad walks in the door and says "Are ya winning, son?" and son replies saying "Yeah dad, my nighttime erections are two minutes longer than yours"
October 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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It costs SO much money to look that cheap
A screenshot from Captain America Brave New World Sam Wilson is in his Captain America costume, standing in front of the most obviously fake backdrop of an avenue lined with trees with pink blossoms.
October 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Waiting for the electricity to go back on and the builders to finish, so please go wild on this.
Text reads: post this and let your followers decide what you're most known for
October 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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If you see this, quote with an image from a game that released the year you were born.*
a screenshot from the Dragon's Lair arcade game where the hero, dressed in red and gold armour advances towards the camera in a stone corridor full of human bones
September 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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I scored a 3.8, the same as 2005's Starship Troopers game
A red box containing white text saying 3.8 BAD
September 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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@illusclaire.bsky.social
Found an artist to commission, discussed a design, made a reference sheet and got this back

I'm going to get such a good grade in talking to artists, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.
A text conversation between two people. First person - Shit! My brief document is 39mb big. I might have got carried away. Second person - Dudee The reference sheet is 10/10 no notes It's just you must've spent so much time on it crying emoji face dw about the 39mb I prefer a good ref sheet with lots of details anyway! Also the characters and designs look really good I might need to get into the game lmao
September 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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And when he put light up cat ears on the White House, that was truly the moment that Trump became Purr-esident
A screenshot of a tweet from @whitehouse The text says SEE YOU ON THE SOUTH LAWN @UFC Underneath is a photo of the white house with a UFC OCtagon, banks of seating, two big video screens and above it all, a lighting rig that looks like cat ears
September 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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The Beeb really are particular about which protests they give attention to...🤔
A screenshot of the BBC homepage Text reads Thousands join Tommy Robinson rally, as counter-protesters demonstrate More than 100,000 people join a rally organised by the far-right activist in London, with a counter-protest by Stand Up To Racism also taking place. Attribution London An aerial shot showing large crowds of protestors near to Waterloo Bridge and the Imax cinema in central London.
September 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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We went up a big hill together.
A view of a city next to a river. A railway bridge spans the river. The sky is blue, the clouds are white and it is a beautiful day to be on top of a hill.
September 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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If I was at a proper computer, this would have the guy on the bottom labeled "5,000 podcasts making 3,000 episodes a week" and the guy on the top would be "10,000 podcasts making 6,000 episodes a week."

The machine does all the work for you. Don't be so fucking lazy.
The "diamond miner giving up early meme"
September 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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That's One Big Wife
A woman in a green coat interviews a woman in a blue shirt
September 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Who else spent their Saturday listening to an orchestra perform in an abandoned art deco swimming pool?
A 20+ person orchestra, performing in a completely dry swimming pool. Outside the pool there are tiers of wooden seats and big windows.
September 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Your last saved pic is your philosophy.
(Unhappily, this is the anathema of my philosophy, as outlined on my screen name)
Batman kneels down to examine a floor. He hands a file to a woman scientist who is wearing crocs. He says, without looking at her "People never change. Not really"
September 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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You're not going to believe this, guys.

Matt Fraction's take on Batman is really good
A comic panel where Batman is kneeling down to examine evidence. He hands it to a woman with a labcoat without looking at her, saying "people never change. Not really"
September 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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I've never seen a healthier president
President Trump sitting in his gaudy Oval Office with a glowing green outline and big boggly cartoon eyes. He is modelled after Mr Burns in his "I bring you love" phase
September 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement (today) at 2?
A cartoon of a cat, winking and putting up a lovely heart. Text above says NECROTIZING FASCIITIS.
September 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Never mind flags, this is the real symbol of being a patriotic Brit who believes in civil liberties: a DM that I am not allowed to read.
A Bluesky tabs bar, showing one unread DM.
September 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM