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Newrulesnewlife
@newrulesnewlife.bsky.social
Do you want to be a slave to fate, a servant to your eventual demise?
Me deleting my last post
Actually, it's more of a tumblr idea
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I have a PowerPoint file called shitposting that is about 200 slides of assorted images with text on them, including my greatest work, the commemorative DVD of the '24 General election
November 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Is there any doubt?
October 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Rankles The Otter existed
October 29, 2025 at 5:30 PM
100% a bot 🤖
October 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
If the towers were around 2,000 years ago, they are not medieval.

They are Iron Age.
October 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This is an incredible photo, because this is also Stavanger Swimming Hall
October 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
There is a DC and Sonic the Hedgehog crossover comic that, for some reason, contains a reference to Rankles the otter, a joke from Sega Magazine in 1994
gaming-urban-legends.fandom.com/wiki/Rankles...

"I've completed Sonic and Knuckles and many a mickle makes a muckle" is still etched into my mind
October 14, 2025 at 3:22 PM
October 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
It costs SO much money to look that cheap
October 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Waiting for the electricity to go back on and the builders to finish, so please go wild on this.
October 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
If you see this, quote with an image from a game that released the year you were born.*
September 27, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I scored a 3.8, the same as 2005's Starship Troopers game
September 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
@illusclaire.bsky.social
Found an artist to commission, discussed a design, made a reference sheet and got this back

I'm going to get such a good grade in talking to artists, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.
September 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
And when he put light up cat ears on the White House, that was truly the moment that Trump became Purr-esident
September 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The Beeb really are particular about which protests they give attention to...🤔
September 13, 2025 at 3:57 PM
We went up a big hill together.
September 9, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If I was at a proper computer, this would have the guy on the bottom labeled "5,000 podcasts making 3,000 episodes a week" and the guy on the top would be "10,000 podcasts making 6,000 episodes a week."

The machine does all the work for you. Don't be so fucking lazy.
September 9, 2025 at 10:14 PM
That's One Big Wife
September 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Who else spent their Saturday listening to an orchestra perform in an abandoned art deco swimming pool?
September 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Your last saved pic is your philosophy.
(Unhappily, this is the anathema of my philosophy, as outlined on my screen name)
September 6, 2025 at 8:00 AM
You're not going to believe this, guys.

Matt Fraction's take on Batman is really good
September 3, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I've never seen a healthier president
September 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement (today) at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Never mind flags, this is the real symbol of being a patriotic Brit who believes in civil liberties: a DM that I am not allowed to read.
September 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM