Marsha Lynch
@planetcupcake.bsky.social
Cupcake Mercenary
Can parallel park on either side of the street, your choice
Can parallel park on either side of the street, your choice
When Foster the People tells you to run, you better run, better run, faster than my bullet
When Was (not Was) tells you to open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur, you open the door, get on the floor and walk the dinosaur.
When the Beastie Boys tell you no sleep till Brooklyn, you don’t sleep till Brooklyn
January 24, 2026 at 2:24 AM
When Foster the People tells you to run, you better run, better run, faster than my bullet
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Genesis
Frank Zappa
Bonnie Raitt
Lords of Acid
Moby
Genesis
Frank Zappa
Bonnie Raitt
Lords of Acid
Moby
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Steve Earle
Genesis
PIL
Shawn Colvin
The Reivers
Steve Earle
Genesis
PIL
Shawn Colvin
The Reivers
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Aerosmith/Guns n Rose's
H.O.R.D.E. x6 years
Black Crowes
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Lilith Fair
Aerosmith/Guns n Rose's
H.O.R.D.E. x6 years
Black Crowes
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Lilith Fair
January 24, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Genesis
Frank Zappa
Bonnie Raitt
Lords of Acid
Moby
Genesis
Frank Zappa
Bonnie Raitt
Lords of Acid
Moby
Aye, fuck YEAH: proper use of apostrophe here
Kudos, you fuckin' Gophers
Kudos, you fuckin' Gophers
January 24, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Aye, fuck YEAH: proper use of apostrophe here
Kudos, you fuckin' Gophers
Kudos, you fuckin' Gophers
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I'd begun to give up hope of ever receiving the viral jelly bra I ordered weeks ago. Tracker gave no info for 3 weeks, then it showed up on the porch without fanfare or instructions.
They (correctly) assumed I knew how to deploy a brassiere.
I'd like to be snarky, but
They (correctly) assumed I knew how to deploy a brassiere.
I'd like to be snarky, but
a woman in a colorful sweater says omgahh it 's perfect !!!
Alt: Kristen Wiig as the aunt who gets really into surprises on SNL
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 10:31 PM
I'd begun to give up hope of ever receiving the viral jelly bra I ordered weeks ago. Tracker gave no info for 3 weeks, then it showed up on the porch without fanfare or instructions.
They (correctly) assumed I knew how to deploy a brassiere.
I'd like to be snarky, but
They (correctly) assumed I knew how to deploy a brassiere.
I'd like to be snarky, but
We're about to hunker down for an icy weekend & as long as the power doesn't go out, we're going to try to beat Super Mario 64 from the beginning - John's got an emulator hooked up & we'll be playing that and Zelda all weekend on the big TV in the bedroom under electric blankets
a cartoon character with a red hat and a m on it
Alt: scene from Super Mario 64
media.tenor.com
January 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
We're about to hunker down for an icy weekend & as long as the power doesn't go out, we're going to try to beat Super Mario 64 from the beginning - John's got an emulator hooked up & we'll be playing that and Zelda all weekend on the big TV in the bedroom under electric blankets
The Killing of a Sacred Deer With Big Naturals
They Shoot Horses with Big Naturals, Don't They?
Improve a movie title by adding “with big naturals”
Stand By Me With Big Naturals
Stand By Me With Big Naturals
January 21, 2026 at 10:43 PM
The Killing of a Sacred Deer With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding “with big naturals”
Stand By Me With Big Naturals
Stand By Me With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding “with big naturals”
Little Women With Big Naturals
Little Women With Big Naturals
Improve a movie title by adding "With Big Naturals"
"A Few Good Men With Big Naturals"
"A Few Good Men With Big Naturals"
January 21, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Improve a movie title by adding “with big naturals”
Stand By Me With Big Naturals
Stand By Me With Big Naturals
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"Flora" by Evelyn De Morgan (English) - Oil on canvas / 1894 - Wightwick Manor (Wolverhampton, England) #WomenInArt #WomensArt #WomanArtist #WomenArtists #EvelynDeMorgan #DeMorgan #WightwickManor #Symbolism #Myth #Spring #art #artText #BlueskyArt #PreRaphaelite #Pre-Raphaelite #WomenPaintingWomen
January 20, 2026 at 8:00 PM
"Flora" by Evelyn De Morgan (English) - Oil on canvas / 1894 - Wightwick Manor (Wolverhampton, England) #WomenInArt #WomensArt #WomanArtist #WomenArtists #EvelynDeMorgan #DeMorgan #WightwickManor #Symbolism #Myth #Spring #art #artText #BlueskyArt #PreRaphaelite #Pre-Raphaelite #WomenPaintingWomen
Y'ALL I'M 8 YEARS SOBER YESTERDAY
Things in the world are so shitty I almost forgot my own soberversary
Yeah, things are shitty all over but!
At least I still have my original liver
Dr says it must look new & pink as a baby squirrel if we're going by liver enzymes
IF YOU QUIT, YOUR LIVER CAN HEAL!
Things in the world are so shitty I almost forgot my own soberversary
Yeah, things are shitty all over but!
At least I still have my original liver
Dr says it must look new & pink as a baby squirrel if we're going by liver enzymes
IF YOU QUIT, YOUR LIVER CAN HEAL!
a stuffed animal wearing a white shirt and a gray hat
Alt: A Muppet doctor giving a thumbs up
media.tenor.com
January 20, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Y'ALL I'M 8 YEARS SOBER YESTERDAY
Things in the world are so shitty I almost forgot my own soberversary
Yeah, things are shitty all over but!
At least I still have my original liver
Dr says it must look new & pink as a baby squirrel if we're going by liver enzymes
IF YOU QUIT, YOUR LIVER CAN HEAL!
Things in the world are so shitty I almost forgot my own soberversary
Yeah, things are shitty all over but!
At least I still have my original liver
Dr says it must look new & pink as a baby squirrel if we're going by liver enzymes
IF YOU QUIT, YOUR LIVER CAN HEAL!
Reposted by Marsha Lynch
Best friends Shadow and Jarjar. 💕 They came from very different situations but met and became an inseparable bonded pair here.
January 19, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Best friends Shadow and Jarjar. 💕 They came from very different situations but met and became an inseparable bonded pair here.
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eat sign, toledo, ohio, 1988
January 19, 2026 at 11:36 PM
eat sign, toledo, ohio, 1988
I had to inventory all the thousands of silk flowers in our warehouse & showroom, so I indulged myself & merchandised a whole new wall section devoted to tropicals & succulents I found hidden in long unopened boxes
January 18, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I had to inventory all the thousands of silk flowers in our warehouse & showroom, so I indulged myself & merchandised a whole new wall section devoted to tropicals & succulents I found hidden in long unopened boxes
Reposted by Marsha Lynch
Reposted by Marsha Lynch
Sub-zero resistance: Minnesotans standing tall against ICE.
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Sub-zero resistance: Minnesotans standing tall against ICE.
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More oranges from Sicily. So good!
January 16, 2026 at 5:47 AM
More oranges from Sicily. So good!
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whats better than getting into bed and having two dogs lying on each other on top of you
January 17, 2026 at 3:12 AM
whats better than getting into bed and having two dogs lying on each other on top of you
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Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
Support Calvary Food Shelf: Emergency Response Fundraiser on GiveMN
Help us respond to urgent community needs
www.givemn.org
January 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Hey folks Calvary Food Shelf has been helping out people in Minneapolis for 30 years, and now they’re ramping up to meet the crisis, including doing home deliveries so people don’t have to risk going out.
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
They’re just over halfway to their current goal—let’s get them all the way, shall we?
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Please. Please give if you can. I’ll get you back, I promise. I don’t need it this time, but lots of other people do, and this is my home, I chose it and I brought two little people into it, you know? Help me fight for it.
For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub
Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...
docs.google.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Please. Please give if you can. I’ll get you back, I promise. I don’t need it this time, but lots of other people do, and this is my home, I chose it and I brought two little people into it, you know? Help me fight for it.
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Why did they call them cigars and not bigarettes?
January 13, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Why did they call them cigars and not bigarettes?
Great concept but don't waste your calories. You don't chill your PopTarts before you eat them, with good reason. The ice cream in between is unremarkable. Pass
January 13, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Great concept but don't waste your calories. You don't chill your PopTarts before you eat them, with good reason. The ice cream in between is unremarkable. Pass
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Another sparkly moon. This one has a geode chunk, glass rhinestones, and glass glitter
#pinkmoon #witchaesthetic #clayartist
#pinkmoon #witchaesthetic #clayartist
January 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Another sparkly moon. This one has a geode chunk, glass rhinestones, and glass glitter
#pinkmoon #witchaesthetic #clayartist
#pinkmoon #witchaesthetic #clayartist