Marsha Lynch
@planetcupcake.bsky.social
Cupcake Mercenary
Can parallel park on either side of the street, your choice
Can parallel park on either side of the street, your choice
Can you imagine how much he must hate this photo
December 5, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Can you imagine how much he must hate this photo
Oh, but also - nobody commented on it all day, not even my husband so...
a man in a suit and tie is saying that 60 % of the time it works everytime
Alt: Paul Rudd as Brian Fantana from Anchorman saying that "60 % of the time it works every time" referring to his illicit imported cologne, "Sex Panther" ("it has bits of real panther in it!")
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December 5, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Oh, but also - nobody commented on it all day, not even my husband so...
well (I was afraid this would happen when I typed that in a hurry earlier) it's nothing like CK One. But CK One is the sort of scent I really like
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
well (I was afraid this would happen when I typed that in a hurry earlier) it's nothing like CK One. But CK One is the sort of scent I really like
I don't like truffles - the faux oil, the real oil nor the actual fungus sliced oh-so-thinly & preciously on top of something.
I'm not averse to other strong umami flavors. But to me that one says: "Hey! Enjoy eating freezer burned fish sticks directly from an auto mechanic's coverall pockets!"
I'm not averse to other strong umami flavors. But to me that one says: "Hey! Enjoy eating freezer burned fish sticks directly from an auto mechanic's coverall pockets!"
a man in a suit has the word disgusting on his face
Alt: Bowen Yang on Weekend Update saying "DISGUSTING" with no other context. He's sporting a dark curly lob & librarian-ish glasses & an ill-fitting suit
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December 5, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I don't like truffles - the faux oil, the real oil nor the actual fungus sliced oh-so-thinly & preciously on top of something.
I'm not averse to other strong umami flavors. But to me that one says: "Hey! Enjoy eating freezer burned fish sticks directly from an auto mechanic's coverall pockets!"
I'm not averse to other strong umami flavors. But to me that one says: "Hey! Enjoy eating freezer burned fish sticks directly from an auto mechanic's coverall pockets!"
Not even bouncing. Just standing on it, leaning up against something, quietly eating a muffaletta
December 4, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Not even bouncing. Just standing on it, leaning up against something, quietly eating a muffaletta
I don't think the box is even 2 inches wide
December 4, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I don't think the box is even 2 inches wide
On closer inspection I think it might be a guinea pigskin cap
December 4, 2025 at 3:11 AM
On closer inspection I think it might be a guinea pigskin cap
LOL sometimes I amaze myself
I wasn't kidding. Of course now I see the wine. Good grief
Please tell me you can also see a fur cap if you have an open mind.
Mine's like a sieve
I wasn't kidding. Of course now I see the wine. Good grief
Please tell me you can also see a fur cap if you have an open mind.
Mine's like a sieve
December 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
LOL sometimes I amaze myself
I wasn't kidding. Of course now I see the wine. Good grief
Please tell me you can also see a fur cap if you have an open mind.
Mine's like a sieve
I wasn't kidding. Of course now I see the wine. Good grief
Please tell me you can also see a fur cap if you have an open mind.
Mine's like a sieve
What a hambone. I predict he'll get fat on all the treats he's going to be scamming out of you from now on
December 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
What a hambone. I predict he'll get fat on all the treats he's going to be scamming out of you from now on
is there a tiny (rac)coon-skin cap on your placemat? 😆
December 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
is there a tiny (rac)coon-skin cap on your placemat? 😆
I clearly fucked up by not ordering the men's version; I'll bet it's perfect, Probably less sweet & more of those "spicy notes" they talked about
Remember CK One? you might be too young
Remember CK One? you might be too young
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I clearly fucked up by not ordering the men's version; I'll bet it's perfect, Probably less sweet & more of those "spicy notes" they talked about
Remember CK One? you might be too young
Remember CK One? you might be too young
Carly it came this evening. I swooned when I opened the bottle; less so after wearing some for a little while. It does smell great & it does smell of peonies, which is rare. I think it might be *slightly* too much on the floral side, a little sweet. I'll wear it & report back.
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Carly it came this evening. I swooned when I opened the bottle; less so after wearing some for a little while. It does smell great & it does smell of peonies, which is rare. I think it might be *slightly* too much on the floral side, a little sweet. I'll wear it & report back.
Combining the two would be spectacular
A sexy gymnastics category
A sexy gymnastics category
December 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Combining the two would be spectacular
A sexy gymnastics category
A sexy gymnastics category
So just add cough syrup - then you'll have "lean". So modern of you!
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
So just add cough syrup - then you'll have "lean". So modern of you!
C'mon, you bitches. Jingle around the block!!
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
C'mon, you bitches. Jingle around the block!!
If you let them temper, they're delightful. Chilled, the white cheddar is frankly a little chalky - but if you bring it to room temp it's great
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
If you let them temper, they're delightful. Chilled, the white cheddar is frankly a little chalky - but if you bring it to room temp it's great
did you know they now have an assorted netful?
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
did you know they now have an assorted netful?
Either way, I'll bet she can make that dolphin noise
a close up of a cartoon dolphin with blue eyes
Alt: a close up of a cartoon dolphin with blue eyes
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December 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Either way, I'll bet she can make that dolphin noise