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· Nov 18
Started my DJ account, @sabercatte.com! Nothing much there yet but I should have a set to upload within a week or so.
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
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the core features are us, the queers
do you think this made the chuds ripshit mad at valve
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
the core features are us, the queers
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Watching Joyce Carol Oates suplex Elon’s massive ego into a table and leaving him a hurt, babbling mess yelling about how much he reads filled my little heart with joy.
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Watching Joyce Carol Oates suplex Elon’s massive ego into a table and leaving him a hurt, babbling mess yelling about how much he reads filled my little heart with joy.
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
God save me from people who think their basic-bitch opinion is somehow necessary to a nuanced conversation.
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 PM
God save me from people who think their basic-bitch opinion is somehow necessary to a nuanced conversation.
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One of the most memorable tweets I saw, back in the day said something like: "I feel sorry for Elon. He's so poor, all he has is money."
Nothing I have seen since belies this take.
Nothing I have seen since belies this take.
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
One of the most memorable tweets I saw, back in the day said something like: "I feel sorry for Elon. He's so poor, all he has is money."
Nothing I have seen since belies this take.
Nothing I have seen since belies this take.
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Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Relating to Spider-Man at 19: I too am underemployed, unsure how to pursue girls, and trying to find my place in the adult world.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
Relating to Galactus at 42: I am from an unrecognizable previous millennium, hungry all the time, everything hurts and I live with a tiny person who won’t do what I ask.
*gravelly voice* I waved the bartender over, ordered my drink of choice: GamerSupps lemonade and watermelon Bubly.
November 6, 2025 at 11:10 PM
*gravelly voice* I waved the bartender over, ordered my drink of choice: GamerSupps lemonade and watermelon Bubly.
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weird that i can count the number of countries whose opinion on american domestic municipal elections the united states gives a shit about on one finger
November 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
weird that i can count the number of countries whose opinion on american domestic municipal elections the united states gives a shit about on one finger
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Rudy Giuliani crafting an absolutely banger shitpost then posting in complete seriousness
November 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Rudy Giuliani crafting an absolutely banger shitpost then posting in complete seriousness
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if you're ever Photoshopping your own face into the smoke of the Twin Towers, Adobe should have a pop-up that says "are you sure that whatever it is you're doing is a good idea"
November 5, 2025 at 6:45 PM
if you're ever Photoshopping your own face into the smoke of the Twin Towers, Adobe should have a pop-up that says "are you sure that whatever it is you're doing is a good idea"
It heckin wimdy. I heard a noise from outside and it was the wind blowing one of my (actually rather heavy) patio chairs around with its cover acting like a sail.
November 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It heckin wimdy. I heard a noise from outside and it was the wind blowing one of my (actually rather heavy) patio chairs around with its cover acting like a sail.
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you ever look at, like, the total value of every single campaign on gofundme added up, and then the liquidity of, not even the Musks and Bezoses, but say the 200th richest man on earth (who owns the company that invented spot-on flea treatments for cats), and seethe for a bit
Maybe I'm a big dumb dingus but I've never understood why, even for purely selfish reasons, none of these mega-billionaires spend the gigantic sums of money they spaff on space shit or AI on world hunger. Surely, even for an amoral cunt, being the guy who did that would trump building some rockets.
November 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
you ever look at, like, the total value of every single campaign on gofundme added up, and then the liquidity of, not even the Musks and Bezoses, but say the 200th richest man on earth (who owns the company that invented spot-on flea treatments for cats), and seethe for a bit
I’m enjoying watching the right lose its collective shit over Mamdani. I’d call it schadenfreude if I felt any shame over it at all, but these people thoroughly earned the drubbing they received.
November 5, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I’m enjoying watching the right lose its collective shit over Mamdani. I’d call it schadenfreude if I felt any shame over it at all, but these people thoroughly earned the drubbing they received.
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![Comic. [Person sitting at desk with laptop with machine labeled E-21 making “click click” noises on the floor behind] VOICE FROM LAPTOP: Hey all! Does your E-21 humidifier make an annoying clicking noise? Mine did, but I finally figured out that there’s an easy fix, so I made this video in case anyone else… PERSON AT DESK: Oh my god. Yes. *Yes.* [caption] I know there’s more important work in the world, but I feel like these people deserve, at minimum a statue.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifdjde6wgflkeil7kf4kdh3zqk32k55rkljlwu6arzbw557ogbulu@jpeg)
November 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Ah, more policy decisions from the human dumpster fire that is Ken Sim.
Vancouver's proposed 2026 budget has been released.
It proposes a property tax freeze, a 10% increase to the Police Services budget, a 6% increase to Fire/Rescue Services, and lots of other cuts, including Arts & Culture, Planning & Sustainability, and much more.
Full report here.
It proposes a property tax freeze, a 10% increase to the Police Services budget, a 6% increase to Fire/Rescue Services, and lots of other cuts, including Arts & Culture, Planning & Sustainability, and much more.
Full report here.
council.vancouver.ca
November 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Ah, more policy decisions from the human dumpster fire that is Ken Sim.
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Reposting to correct an error: trump admin is quietly gutting 13 buildings and about 100 laboratories at Goddard campus that has been instrumental to Hubble and James Webb telescope missions. Staff say they’ve be locked and told to move equipment. Anything left behind will be thrown away.
NASA may be quietly gutting an iconic campus with what it calls strategic closures, workers fear
(CNN) — Alarm is growing among federal workers at NASA’s iconic Goddard Space Flight Center’s main campus in Greenbelt, Maryland — the nerve center for groundbreaking missions like the Hubble
www.wkow.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Reposting to correct an error: trump admin is quietly gutting 13 buildings and about 100 laboratories at Goddard campus that has been instrumental to Hubble and James Webb telescope missions. Staff say they’ve be locked and told to move equipment. Anything left behind will be thrown away.
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As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers.
www.health.com/adhd-medicat...
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FDA Announces Nationwide Recall of ADHD Medication—Check Your Cabinets Now
Sun Pharmaceutical Industries has recalled several lots lisdexamfetamine dimesylate capsules, a generic form of Vyvanse, after testing found they failed to dissolve properly.
www.health.com
November 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
As a headsup for anyone on Vyvanse, you should go check your lot numbers.
www.health.com/adhd-medicat...
www.health.com/adhd-medicat...
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Republican women are dismayed that women under thirty clearly heard the Republican message that no, women won't be allowed to do much outside the narrow role of wife and mother.
www.joemygod.com/2025/11/fox-...
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Fox Host Is "Frightened" By Young Women Voting Blue - Joe.My.God.
DANA PERINO: “Now, I’m not saying that government shouldn’t be a safety net for people, it absolutely should. But what we saw last night across the board is that young American women are very much far...
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November 5, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Republican women are dismayed that women under thirty clearly heard the Republican message that no, women won't be allowed to do much outside the narrow role of wife and mother.
www.joemygod.com/2025/11/fox-...
www.joemygod.com/2025/11/fox-...
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The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to
November 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The way all of these people convinced themselves that Mamdani is antisemitic is a subject far more worthy of media examination than any of the ‘groupthink on campuses!’ thinkpieces we’ve been subjected to
So the Israeli government doesn't like Mamdani because he doesn't unflinchingly support them regardless of what horrors they perpetrate, and they've been conditioned to believe they have the right to that? Is that about the shape of it?
November 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
So the Israeli government doesn't like Mamdani because he doesn't unflinchingly support them regardless of what horrors they perpetrate, and they've been conditioned to believe they have the right to that? Is that about the shape of it?
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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bluesky mods retire bitch
November 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
bluesky mods retire bitch
I just woke up from a real banger anxiety dream where I was the one person who was way behind on a major work project and everyone was riding my ass and the project manager had to be airlifted to hospital because she had a heart attack from the stress or something. What a fun way to start my day!
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I just woke up from a real banger anxiety dream where I was the one person who was way behind on a major work project and everyone was riding my ass and the project manager had to be airlifted to hospital because she had a heart attack from the stress or something. What a fun way to start my day!