Studs Perkele
@paulstanleykubrick.bsky.social
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former minor Norwegian television personality
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former minor Norwegian television personality
they/them ty
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Hang on a second...
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hang on a second...
I don’t want to downplay the gravity of this but um
“Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation”
“Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation”
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I don’t want to downplay the gravity of this but um
“Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation”
“Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got in this situation”
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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if everything is going to be this bleak and sad it's nice to see the news peppered with little slices of life like jeffrey epstein emailing himself a file called "genuiis_____ideas (3).txt" that just says stuff like "microchup. = brain ? "
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
if everything is going to be this bleak and sad it's nice to see the news peppered with little slices of life like jeffrey epstein emailing himself a file called "genuiis_____ideas (3).txt" that just says stuff like "microchup. = brain ? "
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The "first as tragedy, then as farce" distinction collapsed into itself a while ago so of course the most notorious sex trafficker in history typed like da share Z0ne
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The "first as tragedy, then as farce" distinction collapsed into itself a while ago so of course the most notorious sex trafficker in history typed like da share Z0ne
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"only nixon could go to china" but for Trump being the only President who could kill the penny. Dems knew that if they did it, it would trigger an avalanche of right-wing stories about how profligate spending had inflated away the value of currency or whatever targeted at nostalgic boomers
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
"only nixon could go to china" but for Trump being the only President who could kill the penny. Dems knew that if they did it, it would trigger an avalanche of right-wing stories about how profligate spending had inflated away the value of currency or whatever targeted at nostalgic boomers
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Huh well it turns out I heard from a few federal workers about this and well
"We civil servants organized to help our colleagues face the hardship of the shutdown, we put up with the pain and our only request was to not be betrayed like this. Trade our pain, make it count."
"We civil servants organized to help our colleagues face the hardship of the shutdown, we put up with the pain and our only request was to not be betrayed like this. Trade our pain, make it count."
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Huh well it turns out I heard from a few federal workers about this and well
"We civil servants organized to help our colleagues face the hardship of the shutdown, we put up with the pain and our only request was to not be betrayed like this. Trade our pain, make it count."
"We civil servants organized to help our colleagues face the hardship of the shutdown, we put up with the pain and our only request was to not be betrayed like this. Trade our pain, make it count."
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you'll soon understand what makes Chuck Schumer such a legendary politician when he's on tv explaining why his Democrats Voluntarily Eat Shit plan was their "best chance at not eating shit" with shit all over him and he's STILL got that smug look on his face. generational talent
March 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
you'll soon understand what makes Chuck Schumer such a legendary politician when he's on tv explaining why his Democrats Voluntarily Eat Shit plan was their "best chance at not eating shit" with shit all over him and he's STILL got that smug look on his face. generational talent
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if you were lying about liking big butts Baby Got Back is the exact song you'd write
October 13, 2024 at 7:11 AM
if you were lying about liking big butts Baby Got Back is the exact song you'd write
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COL. KURTZ: fetch me my tape recorder... i must inform those bureaucrats at headquarters of my snail dream
October 9, 2025 at 12:28 PM
COL. KURTZ: fetch me my tape recorder... i must inform those bureaucrats at headquarters of my snail dream
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it strikes me now that with zohran’s election (about which im v excited!) a whole new crop of young leftists is about to experience a very specific variety of disappointment
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
it strikes me now that with zohran’s election (about which im v excited!) a whole new crop of young leftists is about to experience a very specific variety of disappointment
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remember when we were kids and we'd all play down by the stream and skip stones and ride bikes and pluck the soft leaves of the strangely pulsing red plant that grew in the cave and rub them under our arms and hallucinate about the Heavenly Seed for days and days and days
August 13, 2023 at 3:08 AM
remember when we were kids and we'd all play down by the stream and skip stones and ride bikes and pluck the soft leaves of the strangely pulsing red plant that grew in the cave and rub them under our arms and hallucinate about the Heavenly Seed for days and days and days
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coworker_4 has gifted you a game on Steam. Add PROBOSCIS PRINCESS to your Library?
*You have 1 new message from coworker_4*
this is the game with the proboscis physics that I was telling you about
*You have 1 new message from coworker_4*
this is the game with the proboscis physics that I was telling you about
November 4, 2025 at 12:02 PM
coworker_4 has gifted you a game on Steam. Add PROBOSCIS PRINCESS to your Library?
*You have 1 new message from coworker_4*
this is the game with the proboscis physics that I was telling you about
*You have 1 new message from coworker_4*
this is the game with the proboscis physics that I was telling you about
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Not impeaching and removing every official involved with this remains one of the biggest failures of constitutional governance ever, and there is a direct line from that to where we sit today.
#OtD 6 Nov 1986 the Iran-Contra scandal — where the US sold arms to Iran to fund right-wing paramilitaries in Nicaragua — began to break. Acting Pres Ronald Reagan said the revelations had "no foundation", which turned out to be a lie stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1065...
November 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Not impeaching and removing every official involved with this remains one of the biggest failures of constitutional governance ever, and there is a direct line from that to where we sit today.
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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*watched an all time great world series (sorry jays)
*outer world 2 is pretty good
*started reading the pulitzer winning hirohito biography and thats bangin
*those costco grilled chicken skewers aren't bad
*anno 117 next week
*alright i'm out of things
*outer world 2 is pretty good
*started reading the pulitzer winning hirohito biography and thats bangin
*those costco grilled chicken skewers aren't bad
*anno 117 next week
*alright i'm out of things
American life is truly dogshit right now. Here are some things I have recently enjoyed:
— Watching Luka Doncic do pretty much anything
— The new Airpods Pro
— New season of English Teacher
— Counting how many times people say "Good morning" in the new Kathryn Bigelow movie with Kat. (I'd guess 30+?)
— Watching Luka Doncic do pretty much anything
— The new Airpods Pro
— New season of English Teacher
— Counting how many times people say "Good morning" in the new Kathryn Bigelow movie with Kat. (I'd guess 30+?)
November 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
*watched an all time great world series (sorry jays)
*outer world 2 is pretty good
*started reading the pulitzer winning hirohito biography and thats bangin
*those costco grilled chicken skewers aren't bad
*anno 117 next week
*alright i'm out of things
*outer world 2 is pretty good
*started reading the pulitzer winning hirohito biography and thats bangin
*those costco grilled chicken skewers aren't bad
*anno 117 next week
*alright i'm out of things
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Rather than being a moderating force, Vance's mixed race family is letting him do "Nixon goes to China" for racism.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Rather than being a moderating force, Vance's mixed race family is letting him do "Nixon goes to China" for racism.
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Lia Smith, a transgender athlete who was on Middlebury's swimming and diving team, was just found dead by suicide this week.
www.them.us/story/lia-sm...
www.them.us/story/lia-sm...
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Lia Smith, a transgender athlete who was on Middlebury's swimming and diving team, was just found dead by suicide this week.
www.them.us/story/lia-sm...
www.them.us/story/lia-sm...
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I’m gonna miss him in a way
October 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m gonna miss him in a way
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one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it
October 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
one thing thats kinda crazy to get your head around is not that the musk and thiel masters of the universe are ungrateful for the vast public infrastructure, public funding of research, and robust systems of laws and rules that made their wealth possible. it's that theyre too dumb to understand it
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Tyler, The Creator doesn’t want to reap what he has sown: defector.com/tyler-the-cr...
Tyler, The Creator Doesn't Want To Reap What He Has Sown | Defector
Welcome to Listening Habits, a column where I share the music I’ve been fixated on recently. It feels like every few years Tyler, the Creator does something that leads to everyone re-litigating his…
defector.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Tyler, The Creator doesn’t want to reap what he has sown: defector.com/tyler-the-cr...
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this is hands down the most confusing graphic I have ever seen, I’ve been staring at it for like five full minutes
October 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
this is hands down the most confusing graphic I have ever seen, I’ve been staring at it for like five full minutes
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Here's a gift link to the New York Times' coverage of the initial Tea Party rallies in April 2009 which inspired the media to treat it like a massive movement.
Check out how tiny the crowds were:
Philly: 200
DC: "several hundred"
Boston: 500
Austin: 1,000
Houston: 2,000
Check out how tiny the crowds were:
Philly: 200
DC: "several hundred"
Boston: 500
Austin: 1,000
Houston: 2,000
Tax Day Is Met With Tea Parties (Published 2009)
www.nytimes.com
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Here's a gift link to the New York Times' coverage of the initial Tea Party rallies in April 2009 which inspired the media to treat it like a massive movement.
Check out how tiny the crowds were:
Philly: 200
DC: "several hundred"
Boston: 500
Austin: 1,000
Houston: 2,000
Check out how tiny the crowds were:
Philly: 200
DC: "several hundred"
Boston: 500
Austin: 1,000
Houston: 2,000