Paul Creedy
@paulcreedy.bsky.social
Guitar repairer, book reader, maker of weird music, hermit.
I suggested to my daughter that we could arrange some of her plushies in front of my guitars to show them off and also show she's not the only one who collects things, and I woke up to this :O)
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I suggested to my daughter that we could arrange some of her plushies in front of my guitars to show them off and also show she's not the only one who collects things, and I woke up to this :O)
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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Oh, trans women aren't women, huh? Well then why do people keep feeling the need to explain videogames to me? Checkmate, TERFs.
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Oh, trans women aren't women, huh? Well then why do people keep feeling the need to explain videogames to me? Checkmate, TERFs.
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Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Are you there, Margaret? It's me, god. WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCK IS GOING ON DOWN THERE?
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it's not really had much of a fanfare, as I've literally no idea how 'media' works these days, but my latest album Amsterdam feels like a bit of a high water mark in my recent output. Give it a listen if that sounds appealing :)
stevelawson.bandcamp.com/album/amster...
stevelawson.bandcamp.com/album/amster...
Amsterdam, by Steve Lawson
6 track album
stevelawson.bandcamp.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:33 PM
it's not really had much of a fanfare, as I've literally no idea how 'media' works these days, but my latest album Amsterdam feels like a bit of a high water mark in my recent output. Give it a listen if that sounds appealing :)
stevelawson.bandcamp.com/album/amster...
stevelawson.bandcamp.com/album/amster...
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ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
ALL I WANT IS TO BE LOVED, YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNTS.
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I admire people bringing books out written by ghost writers. Must take fucking ages on the ouija board one letter at a time
November 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I admire people bringing books out written by ghost writers. Must take fucking ages on the ouija board one letter at a time
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Lower the maximum wage.
November 8, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Lower the maximum wage.
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I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I don't want to "drill down," or "circle back" I want to go to sleep on the floor
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Bob Holness came up with the idea for the TV Gameshow “Blockbusters” after he was so upset at being replaced by Sean Connery when James Bond went from radio to screen that he asked his agent “Which C stole my job?!”
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Bob Holness came up with the idea for the TV Gameshow “Blockbusters” after he was so upset at being replaced by Sean Connery when James Bond went from radio to screen that he asked his agent “Which C stole my job?!”
No-one prepares you for the fact that one day you stop getting praise for using the toilet, and never will you be praised again.
November 6, 2025 at 3:55 PM
No-one prepares you for the fact that one day you stop getting praise for using the toilet, and never will you be praised again.
Sometimes . . . my ex texts to ask if I can help tomorrow by taking my daughter early - 10:30am instead of 7pm. I text back that I should be able to (self-employed) and I will confirm later.
I immediately get a reply saying "forget it, I'll get someone else to do it".
I immediately get a reply saying "forget it, I'll get someone else to do it".
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Sometimes . . . my ex texts to ask if I can help tomorrow by taking my daughter early - 10:30am instead of 7pm. I text back that I should be able to (self-employed) and I will confirm later.
I immediately get a reply saying "forget it, I'll get someone else to do it".
I immediately get a reply saying "forget it, I'll get someone else to do it".
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there is no I in team but there is a squirrel in my bathtub
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
there is no I in team but there is a squirrel in my bathtub
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Normalise calling people who are obsessed with bringing trans people up in every argument “weirdos” and “perverts” instead of debating them
November 2, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Normalise calling people who are obsessed with bringing trans people up in every argument “weirdos” and “perverts” instead of debating them
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Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Laurence Fox wrote a song about Charlie Kirk, and this is the only comment on it.
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Kerivoula picta, the painted bat, looks like a figment of Halloween's imagination, but is real. Very sadly they're endangered, but the fact they exist is a pretty magical thing to think about today: www.batcon.org/bat/kerivoul...
October 31, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Kerivoula picta, the painted bat, looks like a figment of Halloween's imagination, but is real. Very sadly they're endangered, but the fact they exist is a pretty magical thing to think about today: www.batcon.org/bat/kerivoul...
There are plenty of stories of cats, dogs and other animals, but last Thursday my recycling bin vanished from the path outside my house (having been emptied) and today was standing in the same spot, looking a little sheepish.
October 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
There are plenty of stories of cats, dogs and other animals, but last Thursday my recycling bin vanished from the path outside my house (having been emptied) and today was standing in the same spot, looking a little sheepish.
"clitless fools" 😆
Republican’s suing Tylenol for not telling women it’s dangerous to take during pregnancy- what’s next they’re gonna sue Kotex for not telling women not to eat tampons? Stay out of our vaginas u clitless fools.
October 28, 2025 at 5:38 PM
"clitless fools" 😆
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Subtle 🤣
October 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Subtle 🤣
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Top trolling, no notes
October 25, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Top trolling, no notes
Say Hello, Wave Goodbye (Remastered 2023)
YouTube video by Soft Cell - Topic
www.youtube.com
October 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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waiting for Keir Starmer to condemn the antisemitic (checks notes) Israeli police
Israeli Police announce they have canceled a derby match between Hapoel Tel Aviv and Maccabi Tel Aviv that was set to take place tonight in the city’s Bloomfield Stadium, when fans began to riot.
www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...
www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_ent...
Police cancel Tel Aviv derby after fans riot at stadium
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www.timesofisrael.com
October 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
waiting for Keir Starmer to condemn the antisemitic (checks notes) Israeli police
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I been robbed. All my arts gone.
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I been robbed. All my arts gone.