Papito
@papito.bsky.social
Papito, just a tiny daddy in your phone. Widowed in May ‘23. Used to punch people for money. Now I take care of parks, occasionally paint stuff you can buy. He/ Him. RockChalk. I hang out with @katsch a lot
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Papito
@papito.bsky.social
· Nov 9
Lot of you new guys
Are scaring the hoes
Are scaring the hoes
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Pope fake. Catholicism fake. Maybe I’ll become a Quaker or something
January 19, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Pope fake. Catholicism fake. Maybe I’ll become a Quaker or something
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fun fact: if a recipe tells you it will take 8 to 10 minutes to caramelize onions, they're a lying-ass bitch
January 17, 2026 at 9:51 PM
fun fact: if a recipe tells you it will take 8 to 10 minutes to caramelize onions, they're a lying-ass bitch
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Guy whose parents couldn’t afford name brand: There’s a freaking cheeseling in the White House.
January 18, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Guy whose parents couldn’t afford name brand: There’s a freaking cheeseling in the White House.
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brother, you are not gonna bang anything with your buck
January 17, 2026 at 1:26 AM
brother, you are not gonna bang anything with your buck
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I was thinking about that 1980s James Bond movie where everybody's trying to get their hands on a Fabergé egg for some reason
And then I realized:
It's an Egg McGuffin.
And then I realized:
It's an Egg McGuffin.
January 15, 2026 at 6:40 PM
I was thinking about that 1980s James Bond movie where everybody's trying to get their hands on a Fabergé egg for some reason
And then I realized:
It's an Egg McGuffin.
And then I realized:
It's an Egg McGuffin.
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Starting now
The Mayor and Police Chief will be holding a press conference at 10:15 p.m. tonight. A livestream is available at www.youtube.com/live/IyGSmBy...
January 14, 2026 Press conference
www.youtube.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:29 AM
Starting now
This got me thinking about how I could probably get in a fistfight if I heard it playing in public
January 15, 2026 at 4:36 AM
This got me thinking about how I could probably get in a fistfight if I heard it playing in public
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Oh you're protesting online. I volunteer by reskeeting funny people.
January 14, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Oh you're protesting online. I volunteer by reskeeting funny people.
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dilbert assassination full video real uncensored utah
January 13, 2026 at 6:24 PM
dilbert assassination full video real uncensored utah
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I see people talk about ICE by calling them the Gestapo, and while its not hard to see the comparison; they really aught to be compared to something homegrown. Because in truth, the closest thing we can compare ICE to is to federal slave catchers. The operation is the same.
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I see people talk about ICE by calling them the Gestapo, and while its not hard to see the comparison; they really aught to be compared to something homegrown. Because in truth, the closest thing we can compare ICE to is to federal slave catchers. The operation is the same.
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youre so derogatory for your age
January 13, 2026 at 9:38 PM
youre so derogatory for your age
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This is where I post from
January 13, 2026 at 6:27 PM
This is where I post from
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He’s an angel.
January 10, 2026 at 1:08 AM
He’s an angel.
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“wanna feel old?” sure brother, i would love to just feel something, anything
January 9, 2026 at 12:47 AM
“wanna feel old?” sure brother, i would love to just feel something, anything
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Gonna add this guy to the list of people allowed to wear fur (the other two on the list are Barry Switzer and Sir Mix-a-Lot)
"You're here to terrorize this city' - Vietnam Vet confronts Federal ICE goons outside Whipple Federal Building in Minnesota.
January 8, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Gonna add this guy to the list of people allowed to wear fur (the other two on the list are Barry Switzer and Sir Mix-a-Lot)
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gotta be careful out there.
The lady at the window just gave me Mountain Dew instead of Sprite. I don’t drink Mountain Dew anymore not for my benefit but for the world. When I drink the Dew I become too sexy and powerful.
January 8, 2026 at 9:03 PM
gotta be careful out there.
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Funny how much dry january looks like house arrest in my friend group
January 8, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Funny how much dry january looks like house arrest in my friend group
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check this shit out motherfucker
[I karate kick a ball in a net almost 10 feet in the air, it’s immediately clear I’m doing something almost no one else on Earth can do]
[I karate kick a ball in a net almost 10 feet in the air, it’s immediately clear I’m doing something almost no one else on Earth can do]
lmfaoooo what
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
check this shit out motherfucker
[I karate kick a ball in a net almost 10 feet in the air, it’s immediately clear I’m doing something almost no one else on Earth can do]
[I karate kick a ball in a net almost 10 feet in the air, it’s immediately clear I’m doing something almost no one else on Earth can do]
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*looking around* i was an honor roll student for this?
January 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
*looking around* i was an honor roll student for this?
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I felt it was my duty to inform everyone that these old-ass men are finally living their truth
January 6, 2026 at 6:30 PM
I felt it was my duty to inform everyone that these old-ass men are finally living their truth
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Daed ass
The biggest mistake that guy who flew too close from the sun made was that he wanted to experience flying for himself. He would probably still be alive if he just experienced it through his father icariously
January 5, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Daed ass