Los Espooky Papito
@papito.bsky.social
Papito, just a tiny daddy in your phone. Widowed in May ‘23. Used to punch people for money. Now I take care of parks, occasionally paint stuff you can buy. He/ Him. RockChalk. I hang out with @katsch a lot
Pinned
Lot of you new guys
Are scaring the hoes
Are scaring the hoes
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idk how he narrowed it down to just four of the police academies
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
idk how he narrowed it down to just four of the police academies
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here's a couple neat photos of the whale.... before it became famous
November 11, 2025 at 10:54 PM
here's a couple neat photos of the whale.... before it became famous
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Does Reed Richards smell like a buncha rubber bands, do you think? I like to think so. Plastic Man smells like Silly Putty. Enlogated Man smells like grape juice.
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Does Reed Richards smell like a buncha rubber bands, do you think? I like to think so. Plastic Man smells like Silly Putty. Enlogated Man smells like grape juice.
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save us woke 3i/atlas save us
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
save us woke 3i/atlas save us
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I'm sorry what? I was born with these bay leaves and so help me god I'll die with these bay leaves
November 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I'm sorry what? I was born with these bay leaves and so help me god I'll die with these bay leaves
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when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick
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The jury deliberated for SEVEN hours on the sandwich case, and I will bet money six of them were just talking about different good kinds of sandwiches they’ve had and how they’d throw.
November 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The jury deliberated for SEVEN hours on the sandwich case, and I will bet money six of them were just talking about different good kinds of sandwiches they’ve had and how they’d throw.
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Yes, I would like a taste of my own medicine. That is why I take it
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Yes, I would like a taste of my own medicine. That is why I take it
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Astrology is over. Here is the replacement.
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Astrology is over. Here is the replacement.
Officially Every PNW Dog Over The Age of 9 Decided That It Worth It To Just Poop In The Living Room season.
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Officially Every PNW Dog Over The Age of 9 Decided That It Worth It To Just Poop In The Living Room season.
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
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Three or four of us daredevils speeding into the metal globe of death pushing upright vacuums
November 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Three or four of us daredevils speeding into the metal globe of death pushing upright vacuums
9 days till my old man birthday.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
9 days till my old man birthday.
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Sick and tired of this no grandma culture, man. This memawless society.
November 6, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Sick and tired of this no grandma culture, man. This memawless society.
Metazooa
Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Animal!
metazooa.com
November 6, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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when the universe collapses into itself and we all become fused into one little quantum turd, that's the real me
November 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
when the universe collapses into itself and we all become fused into one little quantum turd, that's the real me
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Take your phone with you and take a picture for me because I can't see it
It's illegal in WA to have clear skies during any celestial event
It's illegal in WA to have clear skies during any celestial event
Put down your phones and go look at the moon. Trust me. 🌕
November 6, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Take your phone with you and take a picture for me because I can't see it
It's illegal in WA to have clear skies during any celestial event
It's illegal in WA to have clear skies during any celestial event
SPAM ( with hormel bacon!)
a winning dinner even before the end times
a winning dinner even before the end times
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
SPAM ( with hormel bacon!)
a winning dinner even before the end times
a winning dinner even before the end times
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IF YOU'RE IN LINE AT THE LIQUOR STORE, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
IF YOU'RE IN LINE AT THE LIQUOR STORE, STAY IN LINE
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where does Zohran stand on Shoegaze? is he into MBV or more of a Slowdive guy ?
November 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
where does Zohran stand on Shoegaze? is he into MBV or more of a Slowdive guy ?
We watched Bugonis on Saturday night and I’m still trying to process wtf what we watched, but I’m pretty sure it was sort of awesome
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 AM
We watched Bugonis on Saturday night and I’m still trying to process wtf what we watched, but I’m pretty sure it was sort of awesome
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This. Always this.
November 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
This. Always this.
@katsch.bsky.social i must have this.
I am 100% going to try to snag some of this Butternaise when it goes on sale later this week. FOR SCIENCE! 🍽️🍜
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
@katsch.bsky.social i must have this.