Los Espooky Papito
@papito.bsky.social
Papito, just a tiny daddy in your phone. Widowed in May ‘23. Used to punch people for money. Now I take care of parks, occasionally paint stuff you can buy. He/ Him. RockChalk. I hang out with @katsch a lot
Officially Every PNW Dog Over The Age of 9 Decided That It Worth It To Just Poop In The Living Room season.
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Officially Every PNW Dog Over The Age of 9 Decided That It Worth It To Just Poop In The Living Room season.
9 days till my old man birthday.
November 6, 2025 at 2:22 PM
9 days till my old man birthday.
SPAM ( with hormel bacon!)
a winning dinner even before the end times
a winning dinner even before the end times
November 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
SPAM ( with hormel bacon!)
a winning dinner even before the end times
a winning dinner even before the end times
Bodysaw to pike pushups is my new fav thing
October 23, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Bodysaw to pike pushups is my new fav thing
Final at bat of the season
October 21, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Final at bat of the season
Feels like I need to show y’all what my 14 yr old ordered for his Halloween costume
October 19, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Feels like I need to show y’all what my 14 yr old ordered for his Halloween costume
Happening right now. Putting up Halloween decorations, Kathryn making some apple crisp, house full of dogs and a beautiful morning.
October 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Happening right now. Putting up Halloween decorations, Kathryn making some apple crisp, house full of dogs and a beautiful morning.
Too many squats today. Getting old sucks
October 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Too many squats today. Getting old sucks
One else got a dog who hangs onto their poop even if it’s crowning because they haven’t found the perfect spot yet?
October 3, 2025 at 2:31 AM
One else got a dog who hangs onto their poop even if it’s crowning because they haven’t found the perfect spot yet?
Fuggit. Gonna eat some brats, drink some root beers and not think about shit.
September 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Fuggit. Gonna eat some brats, drink some root beers and not think about shit.
People laugh but it’s been tough spending all summer saying “ hey, my eyes are up here”
September 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
People laugh but it’s been tough spending all summer saying “ hey, my eyes are up here”
This top bodybuilder had his removed
September 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
This top bodybuilder had his removed
Baseball can be a solid cure to a long week
September 20, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Baseball can be a solid cure to a long week
Who pooped on the rug
September 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Who pooped on the rug
Like antique gloves
September 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Like antique gloves
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future ( I’m already old)
September 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future ( I’m already old)
Finally finished this off with a nice linseed coat. Done.
September 1, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Finally finished this off with a nice linseed coat. Done.
Would you come south to Vancouver? There’s a guy named Sacred Yeti who does extraordinary floral stuff.
September 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Would you come south to Vancouver? There’s a guy named Sacred Yeti who does extraordinary floral stuff.
This is sort of a spectacular start to the day
August 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This is sort of a spectacular start to the day
We went to a good place
August 30, 2025 at 1:41 PM
We went to a good place