Andy Parmo
@andyparmo.co.uk
Groovy cat. Gentleman. Scholar. Acrobat.
Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
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*runs downstairs*
*looks under the pancake tree*
HE’S BEEN HE’S BEEN
*looks under the pancake tree*
HE’S BEEN HE’S BEEN
February 17, 2026 at 7:28 AM
*runs downstairs*
*looks under the pancake tree*
HE’S BEEN HE’S BEEN
*looks under the pancake tree*
HE’S BEEN HE’S BEEN
wtf is this blue shit up there
February 15, 2026 at 4:44 PM
wtf is this blue shit up there
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 AM
February 15, 2026 at 11:00 AM
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I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I think I’ve been scammed….My Rottweilers haven’t grown in months 😱😱
Roses are red
A young dog is a pup
A young dog is a pup
February 14, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Roses are red
A young dog is a pup
A young dog is a pup
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... I'm begging of you please don't take my hen
February 14, 2026 at 10:33 AM
... I'm begging of you please don't take my hen
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happy valentines day people
February 14, 2026 at 8:33 AM
happy valentines day people
Been getting some comedy tonight. Headliner was Rory Bremner but the MC was Scott Bennett and he is absolutely brilliant
February 13, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Been getting some comedy tonight. Headliner was Rory Bremner but the MC was Scott Bennett and he is absolutely brilliant
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It’s time for the Friday Cat.
February 13, 2026 at 7:53 AM
It’s time for the Friday Cat.
Absolute unit
Strength is not always movement.
Sometimes it is stillness.
Sometimes it is patience.
Sometimes it is the quiet refusal
to be carried away by the storm.
-Lucian Coldwater (pictured in meditation)
Photocred: cheokolateblog on IG
Sometimes it is stillness.
Sometimes it is patience.
Sometimes it is the quiet refusal
to be carried away by the storm.
-Lucian Coldwater (pictured in meditation)
Photocred: cheokolateblog on IG
February 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Absolute unit
Oh please let this be the real STP Guy and not some imposter
I've just reviewed my 51st Sticky Toffee Pudding. But what did it get out of 10?
February 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Oh please let this be the real STP Guy and not some imposter
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Probably the best thing I ever posted on that other site, wish I could permanently transplant it to my timeline here.
November 9, 2024 at 9:33 PM
Probably the best thing I ever posted on that other site, wish I could permanently transplant it to my timeline here.
I have very full nostrils 😞
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I have very full nostrils 😞
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“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
“I’ve reviewed over 50 sticky toffee puddings” is an incredibly powerful way to begin a video
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Conversing on the internet with someone that has their photo in their email signature. What time to be alive.
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Conversing on the internet with someone that has their photo in their email signature. What time to be alive.