Andy Parmo
@andyparmo.co.uk
The plural of sheep is sheeps.
Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
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Attempted to fart. Foolish
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Attempted to fart. Foolish
January 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Over the last few days, the missus and nipper have both had the lurgy. I prided myself on not having succumbed to this lurgy.
But the lurgy was not finished with us. I have spent the past 12 hours yoffing and pissing rusty water out my hoop. What a start to 2026
But the lurgy was not finished with us. I have spent the past 12 hours yoffing and pissing rusty water out my hoop. What a start to 2026
January 1, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Over the last few days, the missus and nipper have both had the lurgy. I prided myself on not having succumbed to this lurgy.
But the lurgy was not finished with us. I have spent the past 12 hours yoffing and pissing rusty water out my hoop. What a start to 2026
But the lurgy was not finished with us. I have spent the past 12 hours yoffing and pissing rusty water out my hoop. What a start to 2026
Right. Moff to bed. Later, potater.
(10 points if you know where the gif is from)
(10 points if you know where the gif is from)
January 1, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Right. Moff to bed. Later, potater.
(10 points if you know where the gif is from)
(10 points if you know where the gif is from)
Am out walking the dog and hiccuping every 10 steps
January 1, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Am out walking the dog and hiccuping every 10 steps
LOOK AT MY FUCKING RED SHORS
December 31, 2025 at 11:40 PM
LOOK AT MY FUCKING RED SHORS
This is my view right now. CHOOOOOOON
December 31, 2025 at 10:29 PM
This is my view right now. CHOOOOOOON
Before the mobile networks all crash, you can all fuck off
December 31, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Before the mobile networks all crash, you can all fuck off
What was your biggest impact on the internet?
December 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What was your biggest impact on the internet?
I am on a bus. More news as we get it.
December 29, 2025 at 8:33 AM
I am on a bus. More news as we get it.
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When I was a teenager on a freezing cold night I had a sneaky wank outside our house by where our bins were kept. A couple of hours later my dad was putting rubbish in the bin and slipped on my frozen jizz and done his back in.
December 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
When I was a teenager on a freezing cold night I had a sneaky wank outside our house by where our bins were kept. A couple of hours later my dad was putting rubbish in the bin and slipped on my frozen jizz and done his back in.
Have they got rid of that fucking omaze house yet
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Have they got rid of that fucking omaze house yet
December 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Scooby Doo’s favourite pantomime.
December 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Scooby Doo’s favourite pantomime.
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You can’t even lure children into your gingerbread house to eat them any more without being cooked in your own oven. I blame Hansel culture
December 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
You can’t even lure children into your gingerbread house to eat them any more without being cooked in your own oven. I blame Hansel culture
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I love maned wolves so much you don't understand
December 27, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I love maned wolves so much you don't understand