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Andy Parmo
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Groovy cat. Gentleman. Scholar. Acrobat.

Geordie in Middlesbrough. MD ANT.
Fuck it

*does the weekend dance*
November 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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At the
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 AM
It’s time for the Friday Cat
November 14, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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2006: A firm favourite - Irn Bru's hilarious take on the "Walking In The Air"/"The Snowman" flight sequence. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wMs5bUkjO0
IRN-BRU snowman
Irn-Bru's now ever famous Snowman Advert
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Glad the dog’s awake. Would hate for him to sleep in and miss nap time
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Post an image that will always make you laugh
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years.

youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU
JESUS CHRIST IN RICHMOND PARK: ORIGINAL UPLOAD
YouTube video by JAGGL113
youtu.be
November 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger

Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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I've just found my second grey pube. I'm never eating in this café again.
November 13, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Her: I've never done this before

Also her:
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The missus has just put High School Musical on the tellybox
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a window with the word divorce written on it .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a window with the word divorce written on it .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 10:22 PM
They have a point
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
EVERY DISCO I GO IN
November 12, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Fortunately, I already figured out the plots of the next several Toy Story films
November 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Christmas is coming
The goose is getting fat
How about a silly card
The features the word twat?

And if that doesn’t
float your boat
There’s jaws and Luke and shit
I know it’s early to flog cards
But I’m just that kind of tit...

*PROSTITUTING MY ART KLAXON*

Dippyfishcards.etsy.com #bsnm #mhhsbd
November 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Awake with eyes like pissholes in the snow
November 12, 2025 at 7:04 AM
It’s time to do a bed. No toats tonight
November 11, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Police Academy
Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
Police Academy 3: Back in Training
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
nyti.ms
November 11, 2025 at 11:31 PM
BINS
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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Vvv vvvv’s Vvvv. Vvvv Vvvv.
- Sweep as James Bond.
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Forgot to do yesterday’s wordle. Absolutely fummin
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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me when the AI bubble bursts
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM