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@palecur.bsky.social
A dangerous servant and a fearful master. Freedom, joy, choice, consequence. Teneo ea quae fūror.
MLDNI
pronoun.is/he/him
Avi: picrew https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/447749/ 2k23
dice.camp/@palecur
MLDNI
pronoun.is/he/him
Avi: picrew https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/447749/ 2k23
dice.camp/@palecur
why do we call it age-related memory loss and not mnemopause
January 5, 2026 at 6:56 AM
why do we call it age-related memory loss and not mnemopause
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it is an extremely funny satire of online leftist culture for a guy to get canceled over misgendering someone while threatening to have them killed
I have no idea who this person is even having seen the thing identifying him and I am mutuals with many in this thread. I think I musta got blocked early! But the problem is now I'm very curious re what the latest drama is 😔
January 5, 2026 at 6:25 AM
it is an extremely funny satire of online leftist culture for a guy to get canceled over misgendering someone while threatening to have them killed
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Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
January 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Porn and erotica are important and societally valuable forms of speech, and the defense of them, in the face of state and church attempts at repression, is a necessary political act.
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I like good things and dislike bad things. As such I respond to critiques I agree with with "yep you're right" and critiques I disagree with with "no you're wrong", I don't think this is a crazy way to approach the world
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I like good things and dislike bad things. As such I respond to critiques I agree with with "yep you're right" and critiques I disagree with with "no you're wrong", I don't think this is a crazy way to approach the world
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I've started watching that 1990s SPAWN HBO show and the first episode is introduced by Todd McFarlane and it's incredible.
IN-CRE-DI-BLE.
Equal parts Garth Merengi, absolute charisma void and stereotypical side character in THE SOPRANOS.
Peak television.
IN-CRE-DI-BLE.
Equal parts Garth Merengi, absolute charisma void and stereotypical side character in THE SOPRANOS.
Peak television.
January 4, 2026 at 10:26 PM
I've started watching that 1990s SPAWN HBO show and the first episode is introduced by Todd McFarlane and it's incredible.
IN-CRE-DI-BLE.
Equal parts Garth Merengi, absolute charisma void and stereotypical side character in THE SOPRANOS.
Peak television.
IN-CRE-DI-BLE.
Equal parts Garth Merengi, absolute charisma void and stereotypical side character in THE SOPRANOS.
Peak television.
lolsob for my entire pre diagnosis life
January 4, 2026 at 10:39 PM
lolsob for my entire pre diagnosis life
la luna llena sobre parís
ha transformado en hombre a denis
(if you know this reference remember to take your statins and check in with your tías)
ha transformado en hombre a denis
(if you know this reference remember to take your statins and check in with your tías)
change the lede to "encouraged him to murder" or "contributed to a murder" or anything along those lines and i don't even mention it, because those are pretty factual statements of what happened without treating him like a werewolf standing under the full moon
January 4, 2026 at 9:55 PM
la luna llena sobre parís
ha transformado en hombre a denis
(if you know this reference remember to take your statins and check in with your tías)
ha transformado en hombre a denis
(if you know this reference remember to take your statins and check in with your tías)
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I see it’s that time of the month again
January 4, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I see it’s that time of the month again
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
within a standard deviation of tiwib
Developing a new hermeneutic: AI cannot create art or replicate the works of man but it can write code because code is outside the light of God
January 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
within a standard deviation of tiwib
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My 24 hr comic circa 2009👙🥷
“3 henge slumming it as humans investigate a local nicker of knickers.” A Tropey Romp! (PG-13)
la-engine.itch.io/the-infamous... $1
“3 henge slumming it as humans investigate a local nicker of knickers.” A Tropey Romp! (PG-13)
la-engine.itch.io/the-infamous... $1
January 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
My 24 hr comic circa 2009👙🥷
“3 henge slumming it as humans investigate a local nicker of knickers.” A Tropey Romp! (PG-13)
la-engine.itch.io/the-infamous... $1
“3 henge slumming it as humans investigate a local nicker of knickers.” A Tropey Romp! (PG-13)
la-engine.itch.io/the-infamous... $1
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It's amazing how timeless Star Trek's political commentary is. This is extremely relevant now. #StarTrek #Quark #RulesOfAqcuisition #Ferengi
January 4, 2026 at 9:49 AM
It's amazing how timeless Star Trek's political commentary is. This is extremely relevant now. #StarTrek #Quark #RulesOfAqcuisition #Ferengi
this cannot be a real title. i am rolling to disbelieve.
Kamen Rider Heisei Generations: Dr. Pac-Man vs. Ex-Aid & Ghost with Legend Riders (2016)
January 4, 2026 at 8:45 AM
this cannot be a real title. i am rolling to disbelieve.
ugh depressingly accurate in a way i felt in my damn bones
petroleum is like guns or AI in that merely discussing it in a fact based way makes you an Enemy
January 4, 2026 at 8:16 AM
ugh depressingly accurate in a way i felt in my damn bones
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> president says, "actually, the coup was the vice president's idea" on television
I honestly respect the hustle, she played the US like a fucking fiddle.
![>be me>be me
>venezuelan VP
>want to get rid of bus driver prez
>have support of security forces who are under your command, not prez, for some reason
>not ideological chavista, play nice with biz in 2021
>worried about domestic backlash to a coup though, plus don't want military generals to try anything
>IDEA.exe
>tell idiot americans you'll stop funding pink tide [which you can't really afford to do anyways anymore], if only Maduro was gone
>idiot american president buys it
>have army stand down while US flies in
>US gets rid of president for you and whisks him away
>you now take control of the apparatus with no opposition
>public is mad at yanquis, not you
honestly, not even mad at her here.
>venezuelan VP
>want to get rid of bus driver prez
>have support of security forces who are under your command, not prez, for some reason
>not ideological chavista, play nice with biz in 2021
>worried about domestic backlash to a coup though, plus don't want military generals to try anything
>IDEA.exe
>tell idiot americans you'll stop funding pink tide [which you can't really afford to do anyways anymore], if only Maduro was gone
>idiot american president buys it
>have army stand down while US flies in
>US gets rid of president for you and whisks him away
>you now take control of the apparatus with no opposition
>public is mad at yanquis, not you
honestly, not even mad at her here.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:j2kmiyhld5btzozgzwy3lc2m/bafkreidlzljyrvgn6bs32epl4vr7rypowabm6tbrvxonjtfj5lkugre7ya@jpeg)
January 4, 2026 at 5:15 AM
> president says, "actually, the coup was the vice president's idea" on television
going into 2026 like
Timothy C. Roth, a member of Maryland's 'Task Force Turtle' (TFT) snapped this photo of a female common snapping turtle (Chelydra serpentina) emerging from brumation in a dry lake mudhole with 18 lbs of dirt & grass on her back.
TFT tag these animals with radio transmitters to track movements.
TFT tag these animals with radio transmitters to track movements.
January 3, 2026 at 9:18 PM
going into 2026 like
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Trump's chief contribution to American politics is revealing that you don't need a respectable veneer for evil, corrupt behavior. You can rob the bank, say you did it because you like money and you'll do it again, and challenge anyone to stop you
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Trump's chief contribution to American politics is revealing that you don't need a respectable veneer for evil, corrupt behavior. You can rob the bank, say you did it because you like money and you'll do it again, and challenge anyone to stop you
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it is both true that dem leadership statements suck and also true that if you are vomiting in anger over them are you are very definitely reacting to the wrong thing right now.
January 3, 2026 at 9:05 PM
it is both true that dem leadership statements suck and also true that if you are vomiting in anger over them are you are very definitely reacting to the wrong thing right now.
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ready to talk online
January 3, 2026 at 9:09 PM
ready to talk online
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Kudos to every drive through worker who tosses in about 5 times as many napkins as normal whenever someone orders a kids meal. You guys are the real heroes
January 3, 2026 at 9:10 PM
Kudos to every drive through worker who tosses in about 5 times as many napkins as normal whenever someone orders a kids meal. You guys are the real heroes
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Entretiempo Sushi; C. Carlos Humberto Erratchou 800, Coronel, Bío Bío, Chile https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-37.029177%2C-73.136758&query_place_id=ChIJBWWGdQDBaZYRNVdLjjWCbP4
January 3, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Entretiempo Sushi; C. Carlos Humberto Erratchou 800, Coronel, Bío Bío, Chile https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=-37.029177%2C-73.136758&query_place_id=ChIJBWWGdQDBaZYRNVdLjjWCbP4
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/4 You see the same thing in the context of due process: the pathological need to denounce crime before stating frankly that our government should obey the law in addressing it.
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
/4 You see the same thing in the context of due process: the pathological need to denounce crime before stating frankly that our government should obey the law in addressing it.
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I dunno gang, if the consul keeps engaging in self-aggrandizing imperial adventures while the senate sits impotent I might just have to retreat from public life and disappear into a dionysian mystery cult
January 3, 2026 at 6:51 PM
I dunno gang, if the consul keeps engaging in self-aggrandizing imperial adventures while the senate sits impotent I might just have to retreat from public life and disappear into a dionysian mystery cult
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hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
January 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
hey remember when a bunch of middle-aged drunk korean lawmakers climbed the locked gates to the national assembly to hold an emergency session after the president gave illegal orders to the military, all of which ended with said president being sentenced to prison
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