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palecur.bsky.social
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@palecur.bsky.social
A dangerous servant and a fearful master. Freedom, joy, choice, consequence. Teneo ea quae fūror.

MLDNI

pronoun.is/he/him

Avi: picrew https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/447749/ 2k23

dice.camp/@palecur
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November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
hard to think of a profession more continuously terrifying than 'cave diver'
The systematic exploration of underwater caves in Quintana Roo began in Tulum in the mid-1980s. Several diving teams started exploring the region’s cenotes and discovered extensive passages that expanded as they connected their records.

🧪💧
sites.northwestern.edu/monroyrios/2...

#caves #karst
Along the routes of the “Tren Maya”
Leer en Español One of the distinctive features of the northern Yucatán Peninsula is its relatively flat topography, devoid of valleys or mountains, with elevations barely exceeding 30 meters. The …
sites.northwestern.edu
November 14, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I'm seeing variants of "ah but today's gamers just don't have attention spans so we sort of have to-" rolled out earnestly so

No. You can let those players fail. The AAA conception of handholding is silly. There's huge genres that don't do it.

You just have a bad manager making you do dumb things.
November 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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SWR worked with @fsc.bsky.social to help develop one of the first real studies of debanking on members of the adult industry, data that was used raise awareness of in the press and convince legislators and regulators to address the problem.
Sex Workers Have Been Shunned by Banks, Even When Their Work Is Legal (Published 2023)
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Reminder that the draft is literally enslavement to serve the State and dodging it is a civic duty
Compulsory “voluntary work” is slavery and honestly, the volunteer work I do needs earnest care and compassion and you can’t order that from people
November 14, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Agreed. Metroid is about solitude. The fantasy of having an entire alien planet all to yourself. It’s for people who find face-chomping jellyfish preferable to having to talk to another human.
Lol, what the actual fuck are they thinking? Who plays a Metroid game to have talkative NPC companions?

I play Metroid games to get away from talkative wankers in my real life.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
endorse tbh
Maybe someone should make a "suspension for your own good" bot, which either randomly or on demand tells you you're suspended for a particular amount of time and you're on the honor system to touch grass for that long.
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I was a young boy that had big plans
Now I'm just another shitty old man
I don't have fun and I hate everything
The world owes me so fuck you

Glory days don't mean shit to me
I drank a six-pack of apathy
Life's a bitch and so am I
The world owes me so fuck you

#mynoise
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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traveling back in time to visit an 18-year-old version of myself and she asks "do we work for the new york times now" and I just quietly hop back in my time machine
November 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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dropped off my son at the montressori school today and when i came back the entrance was bricked up??! i'm calling the police
November 14, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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How do you know you’re meant to create?

Because when you don’t do it, you feel like you can’t get enough air.

#animaldeath #2rulerecovery #writers #artists #actors #creatives

youtube.com/shorts/Y15wY...
…and we NEED oxygen.
YouTube video by Ruthanne Reid
youtube.com
November 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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someone see if Kissinger is in the emails and we can make this one so much funnier
November 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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i've dealt with a lot of abusers and a couple of rapists in my time as a family law attorney and while they're all kinds of people in terms of class, race, how they present themselves, even how they treat their children, every single one of them without exception has been a control freak
Like check with any Black historical scholar and you'll quickly see that the entirety of the US is characterized by slavery. Sexual assault is, as we've determined, almost exclusively a tool of subjugation, it's an exercise of power over the powerless. So it's integral to the character of the US.
November 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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We made a comic about the first telephone.
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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I have been reading "the A-10 is about to be retired" for 25 years and it never happens because the A-10 is just a set of wings that carries Gun, and wherever the military invents a new Gun it turns out it's easiest to just stick it on the A-10
November 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Once again, the U.K. reminds me to be ever so grateful for the First Amendment
reason.com/2025/11/12/m...

Let's do a brief thread about some of the crazy sex- and speech-related proposals in the country's new crime bill
November 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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with the holidays upon us please enjoy my favorite miss manners column (circa 2002)
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM