L•Lindsey
@outomition.bsky.social
Capsule!
Does anyone else have an MST3K line they use regularly, even if it makes no sense out of context?
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
Because I have both "That'll keep your panfish down for a while." and "Come come, boys, we must confound Jerry at every turn!" from MST3K the movie alone.
February 9, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Capsule!
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Stay with me here, and this might be a crazy one so strap in: what if we invented a baby that went to sleep?
February 6, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Stay with me here, and this might be a crazy one so strap in: what if we invented a baby that went to sleep?
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Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian https://theonion.com/reptile-handler-at-birthday-party-ruthlessly-heckled-by-6-year-old-for-showing-amphibian/
February 3, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian https://theonion.com/reptile-handler-at-birthday-party-ruthlessly-heckled-by-6-year-old-for-showing-amphibian/
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
January 19, 2026 at 4:32 AM
My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
@oldmanweldon.bsky.social has anyone ever told you to listen to Knowledge Fight podcast episode #883 starting around 1 hr 35 minutes?
January 25, 2026 at 4:31 AM
@oldmanweldon.bsky.social has anyone ever told you to listen to Knowledge Fight podcast episode #883 starting around 1 hr 35 minutes?
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going through an old folder and found what has got to be the dumbest thing i ever made
January 21, 2026 at 7:01 PM
going through an old folder and found what has got to be the dumbest thing i ever made
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I am a student at Brown in communication with a friend at RIBC.
There is an urgent need for blood donations to support RI. Donations in NY, NJ, MN, NB, DE or NJ can help supply RI.
Spread the word.
www.ribc.org/donate-blood/
There is an urgent need for blood donations to support RI. Donations in NY, NJ, MN, NB, DE or NJ can help supply RI.
Spread the word.
www.ribc.org/donate-blood/
Donate Blood
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December 13, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I am a student at Brown in communication with a friend at RIBC.
There is an urgent need for blood donations to support RI. Donations in NY, NJ, MN, NB, DE or NJ can help supply RI.
Spread the word.
www.ribc.org/donate-blood/
There is an urgent need for blood donations to support RI. Donations in NY, NJ, MN, NB, DE or NJ can help supply RI.
Spread the word.
www.ribc.org/donate-blood/
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
November 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take, you also miss 100% of the shots you take, for this reason you are off the team.
@jvl.bsky.social do you agree with me that intentional walks should be banned in the World Series?
November 2, 2025 at 2:33 AM
@jvl.bsky.social do you agree with me that intentional walks should be banned in the World Series?
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🎃 Looking for some last-minute Halloween costume inspo?
Look no further, here are FOUR Steal the Looks: Bay-Delta Edition! Which one are you dressing up as this halloween? 🌿
#stealthelook #baydelta #halloweencostumeidea #chinooksalmon #sandhillcrane #riparianwoodrat #deltasmelt
Look no further, here are FOUR Steal the Looks: Bay-Delta Edition! Which one are you dressing up as this halloween? 🌿
#stealthelook #baydelta #halloweencostumeidea #chinooksalmon #sandhillcrane #riparianwoodrat #deltasmelt
October 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
🎃 Looking for some last-minute Halloween costume inspo?
Look no further, here are FOUR Steal the Looks: Bay-Delta Edition! Which one are you dressing up as this halloween? 🌿
#stealthelook #baydelta #halloweencostumeidea #chinooksalmon #sandhillcrane #riparianwoodrat #deltasmelt
Look no further, here are FOUR Steal the Looks: Bay-Delta Edition! Which one are you dressing up as this halloween? 🌿
#stealthelook #baydelta #halloweencostumeidea #chinooksalmon #sandhillcrane #riparianwoodrat #deltasmelt
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My 5yo got in trouble at school for talking to his friend too much so his teacher made him change tables, when I asked him about it he said “yeah but what she doesn’t know is everyone is my friend and I’m never going to stop talking”. I’ve never been so sure he’s my child.
October 16, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My 5yo got in trouble at school for talking to his friend too much so his teacher made him change tables, when I asked him about it he said “yeah but what she doesn’t know is everyone is my friend and I’m never going to stop talking”. I’ve never been so sure he’s my child.
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I’ll tell you what’s a treat, whenever you watch a movie and you get Odo when he’s not Odo
October 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’ll tell you what’s a treat, whenever you watch a movie and you get Odo when he’s not Odo
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After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
After the 15th inning it is time to replace one player with a dog until someone wins or it's all dogs.
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We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there
October 2, 2025 at 6:28 PM
We’re getting rid of leaf blowers by eating 50 leaves a day each. Get out there
@clhubes.bsky.social I remember lots of Twitter posts back in the day about how your kids don’t sleep…did it ever get better? Looking for some hope here I’m dying 🫠
October 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
@clhubes.bsky.social I remember lots of Twitter posts back in the day about how your kids don’t sleep…did it ever get better? Looking for some hope here I’m dying 🫠
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Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young
October 6, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Thinking about how human cloning technology could be used to not only revive famous musical acts, but make them even better. Just imagine Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Crosby, Stills, Stills, Nash, Young & Young
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Nosferatu be or Nosferatu not to be
October 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Nosferatu be or Nosferatu not to be
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A sex offender registry but for people with loud motorcycles and instead of going door to door to announce they live there they have to have a giant air horn pointing at their house that neighbors are allowed to trigger once a day.
October 4, 2025 at 11:16 PM
A sex offender registry but for people with loud motorcycles and instead of going door to door to announce they live there they have to have a giant air horn pointing at their house that neighbors are allowed to trigger once a day.
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People are awesome.
October 4, 2025 at 3:04 PM
People are awesome.
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Welcome to our new and improved doctor’s office!
If you’ll just scan this QR code, access our poorly designed website and repeatedly enter the information we already have on file as the site crashes, we’ll be with you in twice the time it used to take.
If you’ll just scan this QR code, access our poorly designed website and repeatedly enter the information we already have on file as the site crashes, we’ll be with you in twice the time it used to take.
October 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Welcome to our new and improved doctor’s office!
If you’ll just scan this QR code, access our poorly designed website and repeatedly enter the information we already have on file as the site crashes, we’ll be with you in twice the time it used to take.
If you’ll just scan this QR code, access our poorly designed website and repeatedly enter the information we already have on file as the site crashes, we’ll be with you in twice the time it used to take.
Me, drunk, trying to remember who Joey Chestnut is
September 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM