Jon Eks (Host of Off the Clock)
@otcjon.bsky.social
Off the Clock is the new podcast from Jon Eks, creator of the award-winning Jon of All Trades Podcast. How to be a good dude. Candor, vulnerability, profanity, connection. Interviews and blog posts.
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I didn't realize it was possible to loathe these people any more deeply, but here we are. You two were horny, got it. Please don't insult us with this tortured, sub-bodice ripper level horseshit.
November 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I didn't realize it was possible to loathe these people any more deeply, but here we are. You two were horny, got it. Please don't insult us with this tortured, sub-bodice ripper level horseshit.
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Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
“Re ‘There are a lot of people on your side who will be in the Epstein Files too!’: No there aren't, my side is the ‘People Who Don't Fuck Children’ side, anyone not on this side can get all the way into the bin, what side are YOU on, exactly?” — John Scalzi
November 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
Billie Eilish is a treasure
Elon Musk is a “fucking pathetic pussy bitch coward,” says Billie Eilish
Billie Eilish Curses Out Prospective Trillionaire Elon Musk
A few weeks ago Billie Eilish campaigned for billionaires to act like they actually give a fuck. “Give your money away, shorties,” she said during an acceptance speech at Wall Street Journal‘s annual ...
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November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Billie Eilish is a treasure
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
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i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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nobody knows how to write anymore
Seen a few of the epstein emails now, all with different people and it's not the main issue here but is everyone illiterate
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
nobody knows how to write anymore
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Oh my god fuck all the way off you doddering old shitbag
CHUCK SCHUMER: "New data came out today from KFF - and that is not Kentucky Fried French Fries ... the Kaiser Family Foundation"
November 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Oh my god fuck all the way off you doddering old shitbag
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This is the message of a failed, feckless, and leaderless party. We need a party with backbone, and the only path to it is through a cleansing primary season. If your Dem is up for reelection, and you aren't damn sure they're fighting the fascists with everything they've got, primary the bastard.
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 PM
This is the message of a failed, feckless, and leaderless party. We need a party with backbone, and the only path to it is through a cleansing primary season. If your Dem is up for reelection, and you aren't damn sure they're fighting the fascists with everything they've got, primary the bastard.
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Between the Islamophobia, the anti-Semitism, the racism, and the homophobia -- it must be so bizarre to be afraid of basically everyone, all the time
Pure loser shit
Pure loser shit
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Between the Islamophobia, the anti-Semitism, the racism, and the homophobia -- it must be so bizarre to be afraid of basically everyone, all the time
Pure loser shit
Pure loser shit
Dorf. Lol
When the Trump exposes are written, I just hope I read an anonymous FBI veteran revealing that this weird wad is "a kind of reverse Dorf," where real-life Kash is standing on a crate at about belt height, and everything else—legs, chest, clothes, neck—all painted facade, like Patton's army on D-Day.
November 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Dorf. Lol
This is like for no one, but I always forget Step Brothers has that dope ass Dilated Peoples needle drop for their painfully funny interview sequence. That sequence is iconic. And that song is SUPER FUCKING TIGHT. What a weird and great choice.
November 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is like for no one, but I always forget Step Brothers has that dope ass Dilated Peoples needle drop for their painfully funny interview sequence. That sequence is iconic. And that song is SUPER FUCKING TIGHT. What a weird and great choice.
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incredible that these guys have a massive hard on for a country that, if it were a state, would rank behind kansas in terms of wealth and which would be a total backwater if it weren’t economically integrated with more functional countries
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
incredible that these guys have a massive hard on for a country that, if it were a state, would rank behind kansas in terms of wealth and which would be a total backwater if it weren’t economically integrated with more functional countries
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“If you’re coming under the punk-rock banner and you voted for that f*****g guy, and you support that f*****g s**t that they’re doing, you’ve twisted your mind into knots. The far right ain’t the new punk—you heard it here first.”
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WATCH: The Punk Rock Frontman Calling Out Trump's BS
Dropkick Murphys’ Ken Casey to MAGA supporters: “You’ve twisted your mind into knots.”
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November 8, 2025 at 6:52 PM
“If you’re coming under the punk-rock banner and you voted for that f*****g guy, and you support that f*****g s**t that they’re doing, you’ve twisted your mind into knots. The far right ain’t the new punk—you heard it here first.”
open.substack.com/pub/ofthebra...
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Of all the things to despise about this man, not insignificant is dog ass terrible taste
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Of all the things to despise about this man, not insignificant is dog ass terrible taste
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I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
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ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
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there's something sort of perversely satisfying that even these yale investment banker freaks get their marching orders from a brain dead bubble boy who thinks there's some kind of "walmart report" and have to go out there and ape him by saying the most feeble childlike lies
Bessent shamelessly lies: "Inflation came down in April for the first time in four years under President Trump...Walmart came out yesterday and said the Thanksgiving meal is 25% less." (Inflation fell steadily in the last two years of the Biden administration and Walmart is making the meals smaller)
November 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
there's something sort of perversely satisfying that even these yale investment banker freaks get their marching orders from a brain dead bubble boy who thinks there's some kind of "walmart report" and have to go out there and ape him by saying the most feeble childlike lies
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There needs to be trials and there needs to be people sent to die in a prison cell. Consequences must fall on the people who issued the orders and those who carried them out. We must make the punishment of these people a national spectacle that will be remembered for generations.
November 7, 2025 at 6:07 AM
There needs to be trials and there needs to be people sent to die in a prison cell. Consequences must fall on the people who issued the orders and those who carried them out. We must make the punishment of these people a national spectacle that will be remembered for generations.
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Trump literally could not care less if you live or die.
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Trump literally could not care less if you live or die.
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"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong
September 5, 2025 at 12:51 AM
"did you even read the article???? the headline is bad but the article is good!!!" buddy if I see a restaurant called Dan's Fecal Stew i am not gonna go in there to see if maybe they printed the sign wrong
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A cool Interesting Times topic would be "We Put Ross Douthat Into One of Those Drive-Thru Tubes at the Bank, and this is the Sound it Made When We Pushed the Button"
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 PM
A cool Interesting Times topic would be "We Put Ross Douthat Into One of Those Drive-Thru Tubes at the Bank, and this is the Sound it Made When We Pushed the Button"
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"Tuesday, a majority — yes, a goddamn majority — of eligible voters agreed with me. These people spent 8 months living in a woke-free America and collectively decided, 'We don’t want this.' What we DO want is to be left the f—k alone."
via @drewmagary.bsky.social
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I have terrible, terrible news for red America
SFGATE columnist Drew Magary unpacks the 2025 elections.
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November 5, 2025 at 10:29 PM
"Tuesday, a majority — yes, a goddamn majority — of eligible voters agreed with me. These people spent 8 months living in a woke-free America and collectively decided, 'We don’t want this.' What we DO want is to be left the f—k alone."
via @drewmagary.bsky.social
www.sfgate.com/politics/art...
via @drewmagary.bsky.social
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