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@oni91.bsky.social
(Alex | Oni-91 | 30ishM bi)

At this point 25% of his bloodstream may as well be Asahi Super Dry.
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It is genuinely insane to see a judge describe Graham Linehan as a “generally credible witness” in a trial where he claimed Sophia Brooks has been engaged in “trans activism” since 2013 (when she would’ve been 6 years old), then, when challenged, claimed her drivers license lied about her age.
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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I think @entirelyharmless.bsky.social summed up Sex Matters pretty well with this:

"UK media: every time you quote Sex Matters on anything related to trans people, it’s the equivalent of quoting the Flat Earth Society on anything related to space or air travel.

They’re unqualified cranks."
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Just remembered that the Swedish released the theme from Emmerdale as a single. With lyrics and everything.
EMMERDALE THEME (VOCAL VERSION)
YouTube video by bondbrookebond
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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March 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Today is the only day you can repost this
November 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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🕯️Manifesting 🕯️
October 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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🧵I've posted them before, but here's my thread of horror/kids' TV double-bill cinema posters. Happy Halloween...
#halloween #cinema #graphicdesign #poster
October 31, 2025 at 9:39 AM
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1960 - His Royal Highness The Prince Andrew
1986 - His Royal Highness The Duke of York, Earl of Inverness, and Baron Killyleagh
2022 - His Royal Highness The Prince Andrew;
2025 - Prince Andrew
2025 - Andrew Mountbatten Windsor
2027 - Andrew
2028 - Andy
2030 - A
2032 - .
October 31, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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We wanted to understand what a Zohran Mamdani administration would mean for New York. So we talked to a Kentucky woman who once tied for 5th place in a swim race with a transgender woman and got really mad that she didn't get to hold the trophy.
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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October 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Whenever I hear about the decline in standards from the old days of Decent Conservatism this is the first image that comes to mind. The man who drew this was given an OBE.
October 26, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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TV THAT TIME FORGOT: Indoor League (ITV, 1973-77)

Eh Up!-heralded bitter and baccy-fuelled lunchtime cribbage smackdown as Fred Trueman presides over teams of ha'penny-shovers probably more concerned with not spilling drinks on the way back from the bar than winning pub games.
October 25, 2025 at 7:51 AM
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Posting about this and similar topics - at the other place, mainly - I am quite struck at the intensity of the hatred random dickheads still seem to feel for murdered civil rights protestors and dead football fans, the ones where the state was most directly and obviously culpable.
Much like Hillsborough, you have to marvel at how Britain as a system is so utterly impervious to accountability: decades of orchestrated bullshit, legal shenanigans and institutional roadblocks, and then one final great rasping fart of “maybe it was elves that did it, and fuck you”.
October 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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When Starmerites call me a 'Farage-enabler' for refusing to vote Neo-Labour, I remind them that the current 'centrist' leadership actively worked to put Boris Johnson into Number 10 rather than Jeremy Corbyn... #NeverCentrism
October 18, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Hitler in his bunker. The final minute of his life. His aide walks in with a gift-wrapped present. It's a gun. Hitler smiles, sheds one tear and mouths "thank you".

John Lewis.
Get them want they really want this Christmas.

Music is the Big Break theme covered by Adele.
October 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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They're welcome to be here, none of us are required to listen. If that frustrates them so much that they leave, that's their choice.

If they can't compete in the marketplace of ideas, that's not my problem at all. We don't need to artificially boost alt views just for viewpoint diversity.
This site would actually be better if it had more voices from across the political spectrum, and efforts to push out right wing accounts are only entrenching Twitter/X's dominant position in the political discourse.
October 18, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Say it with me everyone: "Why won't Labour get out of the race!? They're enabling Reform!"
A… remarkable @survation.bsky.social poll out today of voting intentions in Caerphilly ahead of next week’s Senedd by-election

Reform 42%
Plaid 38%
Labour 12%
Conservatives 4%
Greens 3%
LibDem 1%
#senedd #devolution
October 16, 2025 at 11:21 AM
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I feel so sorry for UKIP. The main parties have raised the bar so high for ultra racism and transphobia that they've literally had to adopt Nazi iconography as their logo just to compete.
October 13, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Grimly amusing that Tony Blair might be too dirty and disreputable for *Donald Trump*. Huge congrats to everyone who loudly ignored the Iraq report then cheered for this guy being knighted, we have shown the world exactly what we are.
October 13, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Cheryl Fergison who played Heather Trott in Eastenders has a book out and I just found reason #283473248234 to love Steve McFadden.
October 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Like in the movie Blade (1998), where the personal servants of vampires have tattoos identifying who their masters are. This would greatly assist the public to understand politics, by establishing which precise motherfucker it is that is currently trying to ice-skate uphill.
September 25, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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One thing that would IMO hugely improve the standard of The Discourse would be if we required everyone who regularly passes on the pissy comments of senior political anonymice to be branded with that MP or PR’s personal sigil, so that the public have an idea of who it is that may be speaking.
September 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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#AEW X WarioWare
September 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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We don’t want AI slop.
Stop sending us AI slop.
Stop wasting our time with AI slop.
It doesn’t sound good.
It’s antithetical to our core values.
You didn’t even make it.
Knock it off.
September 14, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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SORRY, YOU'LL FORGIVE ME FOR ASKING, BUT HAVE WE ALL OF A SUDDEN DECIDED THAT IT IS WRONG TO COLLECTIVELY PUNISH A CIVILIAN POPULATION FOR THE ACTIONS OF A BODY THAT CLAIMS TO SPEAK AND ACT ON THEIR BEHALF?
September 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM