Joe ollmann
@oldjoeollmann.bsky.social
old boy cartoonist, loser of the governor general's award.
author of: Chewing on Tinfoil, This Will All End in Tears, Midlife, Science Fiction, Happy Stories About Well-Adjusted People, The Abominable Mr Seabrook, Fictional Father & The Woodchipper, Jan 06
author of: Chewing on Tinfoil, This Will All End in Tears, Midlife, Science Fiction, Happy Stories About Well-Adjusted People, The Abominable Mr Seabrook, Fictional Father & The Woodchipper, Jan 06
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Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
November 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Help mom I’m being bullied by 87 year old novella writer Joyce Carol Oates again can you pick me up
As a regular tubi watcher, I humbly suggest it's past time for a new trivago commercial.
November 7, 2025 at 9:50 PM
As a regular tubi watcher, I humbly suggest it's past time for a new trivago commercial.
cheney was consistently evil and he was one of those guys whose evil was always right there in his villainous visage.
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
cheney was consistently evil and he was one of those guys whose evil was always right there in his villainous visage.
Come on NYC.
Do something great.
Do the right thing!
Vote for Zohran. He's a once in a lifetime genuine good candidate. Please!!!! 🙏 🙏 🙏
Do something great.
Do the right thing!
Vote for Zohran. He's a once in a lifetime genuine good candidate. Please!!!! 🙏 🙏 🙏
November 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Come on NYC.
Do something great.
Do the right thing!
Vote for Zohran. He's a once in a lifetime genuine good candidate. Please!!!! 🙏 🙏 🙏
Do something great.
Do the right thing!
Vote for Zohran. He's a once in a lifetime genuine good candidate. Please!!!! 🙏 🙏 🙏
I sure hope trump's bathroom has a ton of marble and gold. Wish we had info on this!
November 1, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I sure hope trump's bathroom has a ton of marble and gold. Wish we had info on this!
These ice fuckers are universal, unequivocal pieces of shit. Made they be held accountable some day. Rat fuckers.
WOW! The Washington Post obtained the rest of the body cam footage showing that the drunk-driving ICE agent promised to check if the arresting officer's partner was Haitian. "I’m going to run some checks when I get back." He added that he would have him deported if "not legit."
October 29, 2025 at 9:32 PM
These ice fuckers are universal, unequivocal pieces of shit. Made they be held accountable some day. Rat fuckers.
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
One day, vile, scared little racist shits like vance will be afraid again to talk openly like this about how scared they are of brown people living their lives.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 6:39 PM
One day, vile, scared little racist shits like vance will be afraid again to talk openly like this about how scared they are of brown people living their lives.
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a group of men is called a PODCAST
October 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
a group of men is called a PODCAST
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tfw your government's comms are literally run by 22 year old 4chan incels
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
tfw your government's comms are literally run by 22 year old 4chan incels
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“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
Shakespeare and Melville doing a rap battle here thats all dissing that shitbird trump
Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the fool no where but in ’s own house.
But shall this crazed old man be tamely suffered to drag a whole ship’s company down to doom with him?
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Shakespeare and Melville doing a rap battle here thats all dissing that shitbird trump
Three graphic novels in the the GG awards this year!! Congrats to @teresawong.bsky.social Guy Delisle and Sid Sharp!!
October 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Three graphic novels in the the GG awards this year!! Congrats to @teresawong.bsky.social Guy Delisle and Sid Sharp!!
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lol HER COMMENTS ABOUT IDENTIFYING THE LEAKS GOT LEAKED
exhibit a of “has never been a reporter” www.nytimes.com/2025/10/19/b...
October 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
lol HER COMMENTS ABOUT IDENTIFYING THE LEAKS GOT LEAKED
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Does Mike Johnson go with, “I haven’t seen the video” or “The President has fun online, last I checked that’s not illegal.”
October 19, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Does Mike Johnson go with, “I haven’t seen the video” or “The President has fun online, last I checked that’s not illegal.”
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Fucking cops are tiny little babies.
four dicks
October 19, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Fucking cops are tiny little babies.
My other vehicle is an AI diarrhea plane.
October 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My other vehicle is an AI diarrhea plane.
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“Fuck AI”
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
“Fuck AI”
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
— Guillermo del Toro
🎥 Vanity Fair
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Its like mamdani doesn't even care about parades!
October 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Its like mamdani doesn't even care about parades!
Im writin' over here!! Got brian enough on, but can't stay off the internet for longer than 5 mins.
October 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Im writin' over here!! Got brian enough on, but can't stay off the internet for longer than 5 mins.
Thinking about what a great writer Peter Straub was, like, even just Ghost Story and Shadowlands, absolute literary horror bangers, then I remembered Floating Dragon!!
October 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Thinking about what a great writer Peter Straub was, like, even just Ghost Story and Shadowlands, absolute literary horror bangers, then I remembered Floating Dragon!!
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Average Americans being called terrorists by their own government: 😱
Muslim Americans:
Muslim Americans:
October 16, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Average Americans being called terrorists by their own government: 😱
Muslim Americans:
Muslim Americans:
One thing about bailing out corporations and giving canadian taxpayer billions to american auto manufacturing ceos who are capitalist thugs to "make jobs" is maybe make the money contingent on them STAYING in the fucking country?
October 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
One thing about bailing out corporations and giving canadian taxpayer billions to american auto manufacturing ceos who are capitalist thugs to "make jobs" is maybe make the money contingent on them STAYING in the fucking country?