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Tim Platt
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check out
-my debut comedy album
TEETH LIKE BEAK on all platforms!
-Pride & Prejudice: OOPS ALL MARYS on substack
- RUDE TALES OF MAGIC &
OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE
wherever you get podcasts
I saw a pic of a bird
and it’s driving me
up the wall
November 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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COMMISSIONS ARE OPEN FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON

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November 9, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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My wife just opened up a shop for her beautiful and terrifying quilts! Featuring some exclusive Swan Boy designs from yours truly. Why, you'd be a FOOL to miss out: nicole-sews.bigcartel.com
nicole sews
nicole-sews.bigcartel.com
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
professional athletes should have pockets in their uniforms so they can keep a little pen n’ notebook for when
they don’t want to forget their funny ideas
November 8, 2025 at 12:59 AM
referees astound me.
Solomons of play.
judgement professionals.
amazing.
November 8, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Forgot to vote on Tuesday? It's ok! Today is the last day to vote in the 2025 Top Ten Episode Poll. Let your voice be heard!

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OTTSS Top Ten '25! Last Day to Vote! | Oh These, Those Stars of Space!
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November 7, 2025 at 7:25 PM
my mouth can open
to the size of a tall man!
how tall is that exactly?
hard to say
what with the way men lie
about being 6 feet these days!
I eat whole humans whole
with my gar-GAN-tuan chompers!
November 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I talk a time someone got mad at me
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
might as well relisten now
every holiday season for @rudetales.bsky.social , I run a made up game where holiday characters fight each other. This year, the game is prom themed. It’s the most important episode of Yuletide Kombat Family yet. Listen wherever you get podcasts. #letusadorehim
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Where else will you hear us discuss the Great Evil Laughs?
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Have you listened to this week's Rude Talks of Chatting? We made it JUST FOR YOU

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Rude Talks of Chatting for Nethermurk Episode 29 "Regnum Caelorum" | Rude Tales of Magic
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November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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Maybe Groomda should focus less on his Ice Form and a little more on his *Nice* Form... 🙄
Groomda has an Ice Form?
THE Groomda?
hard to believe…
but based on what I’ve seen in NYC
anything is possible
November 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Groomda has an Ice Form?
THE Groomda?
hard to believe…
but based on what I’ve seen in NYC
anything is possible
November 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Happy Monday!
November 2, 2025 at 11:28 AM
broken bookmarks
November 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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A unique tradition over here at Rude Tales is to dress up in a fun costume, have a snickers, and get into a kind of spooky vibe on the last night of October 🦇.

Give it a try! No recording tonight ❤️
October 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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spacedship
October 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The longer you say the word hallween
the scarier it fucking so fucking is!!’
October 31, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Happy Halloween from sneakerhead RL Stine
October 31, 2025 at 1:20 AM
October 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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🏟️🥚👏RUDE TALES OF MAGIC👏🥚🏟️

Nethermurk Episode 29: Regnum Caelorum
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
a group of men is called a PODCAST
October 28, 2025 at 11:38 AM
found some old jokes in my email
that are as much fun
as they are about food
October 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Having to turn off the new @starsofspace.bsky.social after the cold open and go to work
October 27, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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This is a DC area food bank that has helped laid off and unpaid government workers. They need help. If you have a few bucks to spare consider this charity. www.capitalareafoodbank.org?utm_referrer...
Food Bank for the Washington, DC, Region | Capital Area Food Bank
The Capital Area Food serves the entire Washington, DC, metropolitan region, providing meals to thousands of people a day while also addressing the root causes of hunger.
www.capitalareafoodbank.org
October 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM