Tim Platt
@timplatt.bsky.social
check out
-my debut comedy album
TEETH LIKE BEAK on all platforms!
-Pride & Prejudice: OOPS ALL MARYS on substack
- RUDE TALES OF MAGIC &
OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE
wherever you get podcasts
-my debut comedy album
TEETH LIKE BEAK on all platforms!
-Pride & Prejudice: OOPS ALL MARYS on substack
- RUDE TALES OF MAGIC &
OH THESE THOSE STARS OF SPACE
wherever you get podcasts
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Lou Reed on Frank Zappa, "I think he doesn't like himself very much, and I think he's right."
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Lou Reed on Frank Zappa, "I think he doesn't like himself very much, and I think he's right."
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today is a better day to listen to
YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY V: DARK SLEIGH
because today your family is tired of you
and we're not
we'll never be
we love you
no recording today
YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY V: DARK SLEIGH
because today your family is tired of you
and we're not
we'll never be
we love you
no recording today
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
today is a better day to listen to
YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY V: DARK SLEIGH
because today your family is tired of you
and we're not
we'll never be
we love you
no recording today
YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY V: DARK SLEIGH
because today your family is tired of you
and we're not
we'll never be
we love you
no recording today
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Maroon 5 voice:
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,
December 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Maroon 5 voice:
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,
This! Horse! Is!
Kicking my dad to death,
Kids say goodbye,
No grampa anymooore,
people can surprise you if you give them the chance.
December 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
people can surprise you if you give them the chance.
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It simply isn't Christmas until I hear a @timplatt.bsky.social creation myth
Go listen to the show that originated (perfected?) Yuletide Kombat Family today!
Go listen to the show that originated (perfected?) Yuletide Kombat Family today!
December 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It simply isn't Christmas until I hear a @timplatt.bsky.social creation myth
Go listen to the show that originated (perfected?) Yuletide Kombat Family today!
Go listen to the show that originated (perfected?) Yuletide Kombat Family today!
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Oh These, Those Maids-a-Milking!
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Oh These, Those Maids-a-Milking!
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All I want for Christmas is a darker, more twisted Grinch 🥹
December 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
All I want for Christmas is a darker, more twisted Grinch 🥹
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Me and a bunch of the neighborhood dads are wrapping our baseball bats in barbed wire, ready to kick Santa's ass if he tries to kiss our wives tonight.
December 24, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me and a bunch of the neighborhood dads are wrapping our baseball bats in barbed wire, ready to kick Santa's ass if he tries to kiss our wives tonight.
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IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR 🎄✨️🎄✨️🎄✨️🎄
December 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR 🎄✨️🎄✨️🎄✨️🎄
The Harlem Globetrotters are STILL competing? My god they must be old as sin!! Unless they updated their roster? But if not…my god!
December 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
The Harlem Globetrotters are STILL competing? My god they must be old as sin!! Unless they updated their roster? But if not…my god!
December 23, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Christmas comes surly this year
December 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Christmas comes surly this year
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So there's no Doctor Who christmas special on TV this year but INSTEAD, you should listen to last year's Yuletide Kombat, in which the doctor has to kiss a dog by midnight (and feel it) or all is lost
headgum.com/rude-tales-o...
headgum.com/rude-tales-o...
every holiday season for @rudetales.bsky.social , I run a made up game where holiday characters fight each other. This year, the game is prom themed. It’s the most important episode of Yuletide Kombat Family yet. Listen wherever you get podcasts. #letusadorehim
December 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
So there's no Doctor Who christmas special on TV this year but INSTEAD, you should listen to last year's Yuletide Kombat, in which the doctor has to kiss a dog by midnight (and feel it) or all is lost
headgum.com/rude-tales-o...
headgum.com/rude-tales-o...
catch up before tomorrow
holiday characters fight each other to save Christmas kinda in
YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY III: Greek Mythology
only on the @rudetales.bsky.social feed
https://art19.com/shows/rude-tales-of-magic/episodes/dc10efee-f35a-42ae-a58b-bc77b8b29cba
YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY III: Greek Mythology
only on the @rudetales.bsky.social feed
https://art19.com/shows/rude-tales-of-magic/episodes/dc10efee-f35a-42ae-a58b-bc77b8b29cba
December 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
catch up before tomorrow
catch up with last year’s ep!
every holiday season for @rudetales.bsky.social , I run a made up game where holiday characters fight each other. This year, the game is prom themed. It’s the most important episode of Yuletide Kombat Family yet. Listen wherever you get podcasts. #letusadorehim
December 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
catch up with last year’s ep!
every year I run a made up game
where Xmas characters fight
in melee Kombat
and the only diff this year is that
it a race now
on @rudetales.bsky.social
where Xmas characters fight
in melee Kombat
and the only diff this year is that
it a race now
on @rudetales.bsky.social
December 22, 2025 at 1:55 PM
every year I run a made up game
where Xmas characters fight
in melee Kombat
and the only diff this year is that
it a race now
on @rudetales.bsky.social
where Xmas characters fight
in melee Kombat
and the only diff this year is that
it a race now
on @rudetales.bsky.social
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on Tuesday...
it works
it works
December 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
on Tuesday...
it works
it works
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The Rude Tales of Magic Sweet Tooth agenda back in full force I see
December 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The Rude Tales of Magic Sweet Tooth agenda back in full force I see
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🎄🔫👕OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE👕🔫🎄
Episode 102: Hard Die
Episode 102: Hard Die
December 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
🎄🔫👕OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE👕🔫🎄
Episode 102: Hard Die
Episode 102: Hard Die