I’ve done nothing worse!

Loooool

woah

He can’t help it!!!

yah but it’s not what I meant and I think people will be able to feel that. Leaving it up for transparency.

ah rats— just saw what I did there. My bad. Leaving it up for transparency’s sake.

oh go fly a kite!!!

I think you would. I think you would respect me if it was funny.

Zachariah is playing along to make you feel good about yourself on your favorite holiday. The horse hit me square in the adequate nuts and that alone made me cry. Sometimes I wish it was funny to respect me bc it seems like that’s the only way you possibly would.

no you got me in the nuts and it hurt a lot. that’s why I cried. I think it’s sad that Hamilton’s polyamory isn’t allowed to be sung about explicitly but I would never cry about it in public. you’re lying to try to impress your followers again.