Pinned
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enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
January 9, 2026 at 7:23 AM
enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!
You’re being unlawfully detained, threatened with the hammer of the state. Out of the corner of your eye you spot this woman. “How are the ruffles of her socks sticking out of ugg boots?”
Meanwhile, this is how Weiss’ team is covering Renee Good’s murder today
January 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
You’re being unlawfully detained, threatened with the hammer of the state. Out of the corner of your eye you spot this woman. “How are the ruffles of her socks sticking out of ugg boots?”
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They’re also a bunch of anxious little boys. Constantly having nervous breakdowns, needing to take extended holidays to recuperate. So anxious they all got stomach ulcers or had small heart attacks.
And a bunch of wormy cowards to boot.
And a bunch of wormy cowards to boot.
It’s hysterical reading the diaries of German generals about the Soviet Union in August/September 1941. General Halder, after first encountering the T-34, a tank the Nazis had *no idea existed,* let alone in the thousands, is like he’s recounting a nightmare.
January 9, 2026 at 5:05 PM
They’re also a bunch of anxious little boys. Constantly having nervous breakdowns, needing to take extended holidays to recuperate. So anxious they all got stomach ulcers or had small heart attacks.
And a bunch of wormy cowards to boot.
And a bunch of wormy cowards to boot.
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I know multiple people who have given themselves long term injuries helping strangers get unstuck from the snow and nobody is helping those assholes one bit. Not even giving useful advice while observing.
This morning in Minneapolis, an ICE vehicle got stuck on an icy hill in a residential neighborhood. Agents had to push the vehicles out, some almost slipping in the ice themselves.
January 9, 2026 at 5:12 PM
I know multiple people who have given themselves long term injuries helping strangers get unstuck from the snow and nobody is helping those assholes one bit. Not even giving useful advice while observing.
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i think about this a lot
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 PM
i think about this a lot
Running through a wall
I Know Where Mark Chen Lives by Joyce Manor on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 1:50
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January 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Running through a wall
As the cover suggests, more analog. Sounds like a Pop (1997) b-side (complimentary)
Blue Monday by Matt Berninger on Apple Music
Song · 2026 · Duration 4:39
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January 9, 2026 at 4:55 PM
As the cover suggests, more analog. Sounds like a Pop (1997) b-side (complimentary)
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If I get killed by unaccountable government paramilitaries and they report that I was in an “anti-ICE” chat, please also put in the paper that I am in a chat with a bunch of dudes (gender neutral) who coordinate getting sandwiches every first Wednesday of the month for the siren.
January 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
If I get killed by unaccountable government paramilitaries and they report that I was in an “anti-ICE” chat, please also put in the paper that I am in a chat with a bunch of dudes (gender neutral) who coordinate getting sandwiches every first Wednesday of the month for the siren.
When I say yee you say haw
January 9, 2026 at 4:25 PM
When I say yee you say haw
Fuck off
Texas officials have turned over the state’s voter roll to the U.S. Justice Department, according to a spokesperson for the Texas Secretary of State’s Office, complying with the Trump administration’s demands for access to data on millions of voters across the country.
Texas gives DOJ list of its 18 million registered voters
The Justice Department has asked states for their voter rolls with an eye toward purging ineligible voters. Democrats say sharing the data could violate federal election law.
www.texastribune.org
January 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Fuck off
This progressive AI commercial
Is ass
Is ass
January 9, 2026 at 4:51 AM
This progressive AI commercial
Is ass
Is ass
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whoever wins the cfp must then defeat the optional superboss
January 9, 2026 at 4:44 AM
whoever wins the cfp must then defeat the optional superboss
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As called on Miami Spanish radio:
January 9, 2026 at 4:35 AM
As called on Miami Spanish radio:
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I like to imagine people stopping each other on the street in Miami and doing the Michael Irvin "don't let no one come into your house and take your meal" monologue to each other in the way that people in Tuscaloosa say "Roll Tide" to each other. Everyone involved has sweated through a full suit.
January 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I like to imagine people stopping each other on the street in Miami and doing the Michael Irvin "don't let no one come into your house and take your meal" monologue to each other in the way that people in Tuscaloosa say "Roll Tide" to each other. Everyone involved has sweated through a full suit.
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herbstreit you cop the db was clearly grabbing the receiver
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
herbstreit you cop the db was clearly grabbing the receiver
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oh hey y’all what’s up
January 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
oh hey y’all what’s up
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THE MIAMI HURRICANES EXERCISE THE FIESTA BOWL DEMONS AND THEY’RE HEADING HOME TO PLAY THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
BEVEL THE U FOR A THIRD TIME!!
BEVEL THE U FOR A THIRD TIME!!
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
THE MIAMI HURRICANES EXERCISE THE FIESTA BOWL DEMONS AND THEY’RE HEADING HOME TO PLAY THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!
BEVEL THE U FOR A THIRD TIME!!
BEVEL THE U FOR A THIRD TIME!!
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Belly laughing that the SEC had FIVE teams in the playoffs and couldn’t make the finals
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Belly laughing that the SEC had FIVE teams in the playoffs and couldn’t make the finals
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This should have been conference champion Duke’s fairy tale.
January 9, 2026 at 4:34 AM
This should have been conference champion Duke’s fairy tale.
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I need a live feed of Michael Irvin right now.
January 9, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I need a live feed of Michael Irvin right now.
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when you’re about to play for a national championship
January 9, 2026 at 4:31 AM
when you’re about to play for a national championship