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The next Taken movie should be set on Arrakis...that's right, I'm thinking Neeson al Gaib
May 31, 2024 at 9:08 PM
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
November 13, 2025 at 10:30 PM
what if the boss was a baby
November 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
(conspiratorial hushed tone) holidays are coming
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
why did General Grievous wear a cape, robots don't get cold or sick
November 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
(Jojo voice) I'm listening to Miles Davis
November 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
bernanners
November 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
November 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
are your teens secretly having parties with using an embalmed hand to summon undead spirits
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 AM
we love babies, but if they're crying, please take them to the lobby
November 11, 2025 at 10:08 PM
they don't name chicks "Dagmar" anymore
November 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
remember when Star Wars had a robot with lung disease
November 10, 2025 at 3:30 AM
cutting loose with a second peppermint tea
November 10, 2025 at 1:10 AM
why couldn't Harrison Ford bother to shave or run a comb through his hair to come back as a ghost in rise of skywalker
November 10, 2025 at 1:03 AM
November 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
November 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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the words "Laurence Laurents Presents" used to mean something in this town
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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would that it were so simple
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
who says the UK has no food culture
Subway Cadbury Creme Egg Submelt (2023-2023): A 6-inch sub roll, filled with Cadbury Creme Eggs and grill-pressed until toasty golden brown. Was available for free, for one day only, at 4 Subway locations in the UK, with only 500 subs available at each location.
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I want to hunt James Bond for sport
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
cockney Dracula
November 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
We Regret To Inform You That It Is Jafar
clickhole.com
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
November 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Hoosiers...football? This must be a prank on/by @itsclaybaby.bsky.social
November 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM