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hey, so, i just got really sick and missed a bunch of work and ended up losing my job because of it. stop me if this sounds familiar
please help a trans girl out if you can
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please help a trans girl out if you can
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i don't think that hbomberguy video is going to even get a chance to come out with the rate that adobe adds new shit to the pile
February 2, 2026 at 11:53 PM
i don't think that hbomberguy video is going to even get a chance to come out with the rate that adobe adds new shit to the pile
getting to the patreon credits and then looking at the progress bar and realizing there's another half hour of the video left
January 31, 2026 at 12:57 AM
getting to the patreon credits and then looking at the progress bar and realizing there's another half hour of the video left
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its crazy to remember that so many people doubted that Tomodachi Life would ever get a sequel because Nintendo promised they'll allow same gender couples, and not only did they do that but you can be NONBINARY or multiple genders at the same time. Wow.
January 29, 2026 at 2:45 PM
its crazy to remember that so many people doubted that Tomodachi Life would ever get a sequel because Nintendo promised they'll allow same gender couples, and not only did they do that but you can be NONBINARY or multiple genders at the same time. Wow.
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hey, YOU try to find a team of people smart and strong enough to endure the arduous process of getting a costco membership
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 1:16 PM
hey, YOU try to find a team of people smart and strong enough to endure the arduous process of getting a costco membership
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BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
January 25, 2026 at 2:32 AM
BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
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we should have helicopters that fly around and shoot vaccine darts at unvaccinated kids like they do for wildlife
January 23, 2026 at 8:26 PM
we should have helicopters that fly around and shoot vaccine darts at unvaccinated kids like they do for wildlife
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sorry for getting mad i know the europeans on the internet who get boners for scolding americans who cannot afford to leave are not representative of their countries either it just sucks ass being told repeatedly that the only moral path available to you is martyrdom
January 21, 2026 at 3:19 PM
sorry for getting mad i know the europeans on the internet who get boners for scolding americans who cannot afford to leave are not representative of their countries either it just sucks ass being told repeatedly that the only moral path available to you is martyrdom
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this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
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wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
wow just woke up from a nap, i guess everyone else on Air Force One realized we aren't going to the right place
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Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
January 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement https://theonion.com/stephen-miller-reminds-picky-eater-son-that-there-starving-kids-in-basement/
scallop sauce is like the sauce of the scallop world
January 20, 2026 at 8:47 PM
scallop sauce is like the sauce of the scallop world
every day i wake up embarrassed to be an american, but no matter how bad things get i'll always be able to get up, look myself in the eyes, and remind myself i'm not english
January 20, 2026 at 6:24 PM
every day i wake up embarrassed to be an american, but no matter how bad things get i'll always be able to get up, look myself in the eyes, and remind myself i'm not english
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
i'm the drunkest i've ever been methinks
January 19, 2026 at 11:02 PM
i'm the drunkest i've ever been methinks
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Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
January 19, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
someone ran up to me and asked "hey what are your pronouns" and i tried to respond but i barely said anything before they shouted "I FOUND ONE" and slammed this hat on my head and ran out into the night. stay safe out there girlies
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 PM
someone ran up to me and asked "hey what are your pronouns" and i tried to respond but i barely said anything before they shouted "I FOUND ONE" and slammed this hat on my head and ran out into the night. stay safe out there girlies
sometimes in life you just have to stop and appreciate the simple pleasures, like a beautiful landscape and a fresh bottle of le pepsi maximum
January 18, 2026 at 4:38 PM
sometimes in life you just have to stop and appreciate the simple pleasures, like a beautiful landscape and a fresh bottle of le pepsi maximum
who vandalized the despicable me wiki
January 18, 2026 at 12:51 PM
who vandalized the despicable me wiki
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Literally after the planes had hit the towers and the Pentagon the FIRST thing my Dad the Pilot did was fire up Flight Simulator and see for himself just how hard it would have been to bullseye everything. Like several times, several different ways.
Let people people.
Let people people.
January 18, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Literally after the planes had hit the towers and the Pentagon the FIRST thing my Dad the Pilot did was fire up Flight Simulator and see for himself just how hard it would have been to bullseye everything. Like several times, several different ways.
Let people people.
Let people people.
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if you vote for another cent for this you are a collaborator. this is a litmus test for every politician for the rest of my life
Yesterday, these incompetent fucks were just going door-to-door in a neighborhood near my house at 8:30 in the morning. School buses were driving through trying to pick up kids, people were out walking their dogs, and people were taking out their trash cans.
January 17, 2026 at 2:11 AM
if you vote for another cent for this you are a collaborator. this is a litmus test for every politician for the rest of my life
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I'm dying this is the funniest thing I've seen THE LOCAL NEWS do in years.
January 15, 2026 at 3:09 PM
I'm dying this is the funniest thing I've seen THE LOCAL NEWS do in years.
i'm too socialist for america, but too hungry for europe 😔
January 16, 2026 at 9:33 AM
i'm too socialist for america, but too hungry for europe 😔
guys anyone here wanna hop on ranked
Game: Obama: The Campaign
Console: PC
Created by: darth_mallen
Uploaded on: August 26th, 2009
Console: PC
Created by: darth_mallen
Uploaded on: August 26th, 2009
January 16, 2026 at 7:52 AM
guys anyone here wanna hop on ranked