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Mike Jones @ BrainFizz Labs
@moike.brainfizz.net
Executive Vice President of Spatial Computing - Founder of
BrainFizz VR LLC - Partner at Silicon Valley Virtual Reality - I do weird stuff in VR for fun and profit
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I'd like to introduce CompBetty, currently in the Alpha stage.

Digital Drift whisperer. Angle Yoda. Jean Claude Van Tandem. On your shoulder, looking through your eyes, plugged into your telemetry.

Get. Those. Doors.

youtu.be/oWNofHn8Evw?...
Introducing CompBetty, the latest skillbox for your walking cockpit from BFVR Labs.
YouTube video by BrainFizz VR LLC
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Reposted by Mike Jones @ BrainFizz Labs
Once again, my version is no less authentic than the original.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Sorry, it's late and I'm catching up on the racing over the weekend.

I have notes:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but did Bortoleto not just finish out the Sprint race like he was finishing a D-tier iRacing drop-in lobby race?

I mean that was my Signature Ferrari Challenge Pro Gamer Strat finish there.
November 10, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Tried this bite/chew deterrent to keep the absolute shithead from destroying things and he's treating it like Cat Tapatío.

Literally chewing on the 'No' bottle it's sprayed on as a test, and everything else. He loves it... can't win.
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
So my original cat didn't shed a ton of hair. Laszlo, being a Maine Coon, I wasn't prepared for the amount of hair.

Does anybody else with a cat that resonates shedding hair notice their house has cat-fur-asteroid Lagrange Points that naturally form in their home?

It's weird. I have two.
November 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
He literally audibly farts himself awake on the couch now...
November 7, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Do I have to remind you people this is the Chicago Pope you're fucking with? Your 'Deep Reflection' is going to be the shock that cement shoes do in fact come in your size if you don't cut the bullshit.
"Pope Leo said Scripture emphasizes the question that will be posed at the end of the world:

'How did you receive the foreigner, did you receive him and welcome him, or not? I think there is a deep reflection that needs to be made about what is happening'..."

chicago.suntimes.com/pope-leo-xiv...
Pope Leo calls for ‘deep reflection’ about treatment of detained migrants in U.S.
“Many people who have lived for years and years and years, never causing problems, have been deeply affected by what is going on right now,” Chicago-born pope says.
chicago.suntimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Nah, fuck off. I use AI tools that I pay for but my support for you ends here.

The second you start begging the govt for $$$ to keep going it's time to set the entire thing on fire and burn it down to the foundation while dropping you off on a nice desert island in the middle of the Pacific ocean.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
As we're getting so close to the ink hitting the paper, I am starting to formalize what we may want to name Italy Farm officially once it is 100% ours.

Given that E and A-M have been so wonderful during the escrow I am pretty sure we're going to call it 'Emilio's Farm'
November 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I played that game so much I can hear them giving him shit in my head.
November 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Fuck outta here.... :)
Dick Cheney dead. Mamdani ethered Cuomo. And high above the earth, Chinese astronauts made succulent grilled chicken wings. Some days I think we just might make it as a species.
Chinese astronauts become the first to grill wings in space, paving the way for future uncstronauts
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Look, as your resident sociopath all I want to say is my teeth are involuntarily gritting.

The hair on the back of my neck is standing up, and I'm feeling a need to put my back against the nearest wall and get low.
November 5, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Live Now! Feeding data into CompBetty.
Pick your poison:
My Twitch - www.twitch.tv/moike_the_sq...
BFVR Twitch - www.twitch.tv/brainfizzvr
BFVR Kick - kick.com/moike-brainf...
BFVR YouTube - www.youtube.com/brainfizzvrllc
My Instagram - www.instagram.com/moike.the.sq...
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I'm here to tell you that if you want to skinny up develop an XR application that requires hours of testing and development while sitting in a full haptics force feedback simrig.

The high number was about a year ago.

The low number was taken an hour ago.
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I remember just getting into a heated argument with a pridefully ignorant cop trying to explain what cops and highway patrol did not know about driving skillset and situational awareness in a vehicle would fill a warehouse.
November 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It's like some twisted Barker / Cronenberg ouroboros but it apparently works.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VLw...
The meat teaches the silicon. The silicon teaches the meat.
YouTube video by BrainFizz VR LLC
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November 4, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen for your pleasure I present the absolute Charles Edward Cheddar of an organization that I took my very first footstep as a roadracer in.

There is a reason I exited my membership with more metal in my skeleton than when I entered.

7h23m8s in.

www.youtube.com/live/vTlficK...
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I should not be allowed anywhere near technology...

youtu.be/zne2EDCoknQ
Turns out you can wear Meta Oakley Vanguards over a Bigscreen Beyond 2 Eye prototype
YouTube video by BrainFizz VR LLC
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October 25, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The 9 month old 15 pound garbage disposal with feet was looking particularly nice today.

Notice I didn't say behaving.
October 22, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Me: (walking upstairs wiping grease off myself)
"Your SLK is off the lift. Found a framing nail in the right rear, it's handled, tires are set, brakes are good, everything is dialed. But Ma'am there is a problem..."

A: (looks up from laptop)

Me: "Your card was declined." (pants hit the floor)
October 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
In the 90's I literally learned BIND and DNS from the guy that invented it, one on one over a period of months in live-fire sessions building out AS6172.

And one of the things that Paul drilled into me was DNS in the hands of the pridefully ignorant, overconfident, and lazy became Nitroglycerin.
October 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
How the fuck Quartararo lining up on the grid in MotoGP wearing a full-ass pearl necklace outside his leathers?

I mean, it goes hard, but as penalty-happy as the MotoGP Stewards are I just figured they'd throw a long lap penalty at a bit of steeze.
October 20, 2025 at 4:50 AM
FFS avocados are the Weeping Angels of the fruit world.
October 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
MY TRAILER IS FINALLY FIXED!
October 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I know this color well. I lived this color. I can smell this color.
October 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Well... that's fucking bleak.
October 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM