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Nude psychic readings and tax advice.
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davidwilloughby.bsky.social
There’s a small temple across from the hotel that appears to be dedicated to boobs #boobstemple
November 16, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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evanhadfield.bsky.social
Reading an article this morning about Hitler's tiny penis scientists wondering if they found out he had a monster hog would they have kept it a secret or would love of science win the day
November 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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electronvalve.co
Bruce Nauman
Double Poke in the Eye II

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November 15, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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thatbrenna.bsky.social
Him: where are all the coffee filters?

Me:
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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bryb.bsky.social
Communism frog says "your meme has been seized for redistribution, comrade."
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
if you see a very tall woman at the grocery store sweating and crying while trying to climb in with the frozen foods just leave her alone
November 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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samthielman.com
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
Tweet by Joyce Carol Oates: "wherever he goes, he wants to leave"--that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation. QT of @avidreader1000 Wherever he goes, he wants to leave: SA, Canada, ultimately the U.S. in the long run, based on his behavior. This also includes Earth. A continuous disavowal of your home is odd, to say the least. He seems to have no c...
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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theonion.com
The brides wrote their own vows in what turned out to be a generative fiction-writing prompt.
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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olliemastersbskys.bsky.social
Of all the historical figures you've researched for your books, who would you invite to a dinner party? It's a very strange question when you think about it. I mean, obviously I would choose Shakespeare, and probably Isaac Newton. But the thing is, you wouldn't be learning anything - you'd be spending the whole dinner explaining to them why they're not dead any more! I mean, they would just be saying, "What the fuck, what's going on?" and it wouldn't be like a congenial dinner party with everybody drinking and relaxed. And then, you know, who's going to tell them that when the dinner is over, they have to be dead again - that they have to go back to their graves? I don't want to be associated with this exercise.
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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Timeline Of Nancy Pelosi’s Career https://theonion.com/timeline-of-nancy-pelosis-career/
2007 Remains seated during State of Union speech while George W. Bush nearly chokes to death on pretzel.
November 15, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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raynewman.bsky.social
Tactical ketchup. Performance mustard. Weapons grade sriracha.
A 10 litre tub of Heinz Professional Mayonnaise.
November 15, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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reforest-kelley.bsky.social
Reading any given headline this week like
Jean-Luc Picard in his civies frowning at his laptop and clutching his pearls
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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smoothdunk2.bsky.social
your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
4 panel comic Panel 1: An AI generated version of Purple Guy’s dead mother is speaking to him on his phone. She says “Look, darling. With AI we can be together forever” Panel 2: Purple Guy looking very upset. He asks “Do you love me, mum?” Panel 3: The disgusting AI fake mum replies “I do. Almost as much…” Panel 4: AI mum turns into an advert for online gambling. She yells: “…As I love getting 10 free spins when I sign up to pocket casino.com”
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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grumio.bsky.social
Is that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor?
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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fliglman.bsky.social
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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theonion.com
Scientists Confirm Aurora Borealis Will Be Visible On Google Images Tonight https://theonion.com/scientists-confirm-aurora-borealis-will-be-visible-on-google-images-tonight/
Scientists Confirm Aurora Borealis Will Be Visible On Google Images Tonight
November 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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nantanreikan.bsky.social
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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crobertcargill.bsky.social
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.
Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.
November 13, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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weeder.bsky.social
I'm just a delicate garment in a machine wash world
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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jenashleywright.bsky.social
Mary Shelly lost her virginity on her mom's grave, facilitated a lesbian wedding, and carried her dead husband’s heart around in a bag, so, yeah, I agree, let’s return to traditional values.
Twitter screenshot: Craig @lordofsnowflake Replying to @OhNoSheTwitnt Telling a woman on the street shes gorgeous or wolf whistles arent sexual harassment. I Just wish we could go back to the early 1900s where women were actually women and didnt hate men. 2:45 PM • Jul 20, 2018
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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miseryvulture.bsky.social
Men finally do something hot and everyone starts scolding them.
robpalk.bsky.social Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 6d
Oh fuck off
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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garius.bsky.social
Don't threaten me woth a good time.
Sign reading "bottomless fondue" in a pub
November 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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madeofstone1.bsky.social
Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill
November 9, 2025 at 9:31 PM