Grumio
@grumio.bsky.social
I was heading north on a plane that was heading south
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Oh, the grand old duke of york
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February 19, 2026 at 11:06 AM
Oh, the grand old duke of york
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No, it’s not appropriate to have a long conversation about the weather with the cashier in the Post Office when the queue is snaking out the door
February 19, 2026 at 11:21 AM
No, it’s not appropriate to have a long conversation about the weather with the cashier in the Post Office when the queue is snaking out the door
Advertise your accent with a gif:
February 19, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Advertise your accent with a gif:
Take your fire horse and shove it. Earth cocks 4eva
February 19, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Take your fire horse and shove it. Earth cocks 4eva
I’m caught in your flaps
I can't pull out
Because I love you too much, baby
I can't pull out
Because I love you too much, baby
February 18, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I’m caught in your flaps
I can't pull out
Because I love you too much, baby
I can't pull out
Because I love you too much, baby
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There’s a beautiful police body cam video of his arrest in this news report www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
February 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
There’s a beautiful police body cam video of his arrest in this news report www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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10/10 no notes @brucehalperin.bsky.social
February 17, 2026 at 7:42 PM
10/10 no notes @brucehalperin.bsky.social
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These might be the best replies to “vote reform” I’ve seen on social media this week
February 17, 2026 at 9:07 PM
These might be the best replies to “vote reform” I’ve seen on social media this week
The surname McAnally is, some might say, unfortunate
a clown with red hair and white face paint is holding a mcdonald 's item
ALT: a clown with red hair and white face paint is holding a mcdonald 's item
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 6:02 PM
The surname McAnally is, some might say, unfortunate
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Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake
And a happy year of the whores to you all
And a happy year of the whores to you all
February 17, 2026 at 9:25 AM
Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake
And a happy year of the whores to you all
And a happy year of the whores to you all
Hurrah! A continued stream of smut and innuendo, even after I’m dead!
Meta has patented AI that can run a dead person's account, continuing to post and chat on their behalf
It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
It can message and video call by replicating a user's online behavior using their past data
February 17, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Hurrah! A continued stream of smut and innuendo, even after I’m dead!
My friends call me Lisa 👁️
February 17, 2026 at 8:49 AM
My friends call me Lisa 👁️
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extremely rude of my baby to roast me by pointing at this character in her book and loudly insist it’s “daddy”
February 16, 2026 at 6:10 PM
extremely rude of my baby to roast me by pointing at this character in her book and loudly insist it’s “daddy”
One of these cheeky chappies has dined well, the other not so much.
February 16, 2026 at 3:43 PM
One of these cheeky chappies has dined well, the other not so much.
Just popping out (to the shops)
February 16, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Just popping out (to the shops)
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin
February 15, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Are you sitting comfortably? Then I’ll begin
First My Job
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February 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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“Listen … you go tell Billy’s mother, and I’ll start looking for another old tire.”
February 15, 2026 at 5:10 PM
“Listen … you go tell Billy’s mother, and I’ll start looking for another old tire.”
Brand new arrivals at LBA looks like a detention centre
February 15, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Brand new arrivals at LBA looks like a detention centre