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Tron HasLab update: with 11 days to go, it has almost reached 1,150 backers. A big push right at the end can still get the 8,851 more it needs!
November 14, 2025 at 7:42 AM
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My favourite thing about he man lore is that he mans mom has this whole crazy ass wierdly elaborate backstory that just never comes up in the plot
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Growing up in a time when “selling out” was the most shameful thing you could do and then being forced to live through the 2020s feels like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
November 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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You should be on every single ban list just for this post alone.
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
WHAT and WHAT!?
In 1998, Cartoon Network commissioned MST3K creator (and CtC guest) Joel Hodgson and his brother Jim to create a new intro for SGCTC. 17 were produced, but were never used. Five of them were eventually released as Easter Eggs on the Volume 2 DVD. Models by Screaming Mad George. Paul Feig played SG
November 14, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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that's so weird like there wasn't a big interest in an inconvenience store
November 13, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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the only good accent work on earth is old money transatlantic american to make fun of rich people accent
November 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Energy drinks are such a well-implemented grift

Soda That Costs More™️
November 13, 2025 at 10:26 PM
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Wicked (2024)
November 13, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Remembering back to when someone tried this same excuse on our post about Hal Jordan. "It's not pedophilia, it's ephibophilia" wasn't a sufficient defense for a fictional character, and it's not sufficient for real people.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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Y'all just can't be using the Star Trek font all willy nilly!
November 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Tenderheart here stealing the gig Brave Heart was born for.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Cartoonists are insane — this is a totally recognizable portrait and sharp comment with like three lines
Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Black Friday Transformers two-packs coming to a Walmart near you.
November 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Super Mario World has an extremely eclectic art style whereby many enemies are drawn in completely different ways. Development files reveal Mario went through many stylistic changes; it is possible that all the enemies were made to fit Mario, but at different points in time.
November 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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JESUS CHRIST GUYS YOU DIDNT HAVE TO FUCKING KILL HIM
November 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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I really love Evangelion. I consider to be a huge artistic achievement, just like Tarkovsky's movies. Or "Taxi Driver"!

.... Now, imagine if most people watched "Taxi Driver" exactly once, when they were 13 years old, and then formed an unchangeable opinion about it that they refused to examine
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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if the Epstein stuff gets fully released we all need to be prepared for the mass outing of a huge number of people who we may have previously loved very much as entertainers or who did a lot of very good things whilst wielding governmental powers

fuck 'em all, to be clear, but it's gonna suck
November 12, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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#plug! retro-futuristic "Only Visiting This Planet" black t-shirt! standplaatskrakow.etsy.com/listing/1904...
October 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"
November 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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Toy Story 5 (2026)
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM