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They/them (there are five of us)
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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The Muppets Christmas Carol confirms the existence of Christ in the Muppets universe, meaning that some of them freaks were present at the crucifixion.
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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somebody *learned something*
November 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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My unsent drafts on that other site were things that would make me look extra weird whereas over here I delete posts because they are felonies.

It’s a different head space now!
November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
The star in front of Kermit makes it look like one of those 'this person is saying the quote below' memes
New Purple Stuff Podcast! Join us for a look back at the 1985 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, starring He-Man, Rainbow Brite and Rue McClanahan! Listen here: dinosaurdracula.com/blog/1985-macys-parade/
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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So this happened in Oslo yesterday. Four articulated buses got stuck in a roundabout.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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The Polar Express (2004)
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I like the implication that he was about to just eat a raw ear of corn straight off the stalk.
Imma go ahead and get that big bag of puffed up Cheetos 😩
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I bought this! It's pretty okay! Feels like a cybertron-era figure. Voyager size, could use a bit more articulation, but everything tabs together solidly for the globe, and the robot is fun. Base is removable to make it a Unicron snack. Worth the $20.
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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I think Pecan Pie is one of those things that is divisive now because it’s just a blob of sugar with nuts on it but to someone 150 years ago who ate shoes it was probably like having 12 orgasms at once
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Investigated by the FBI at the personal behest of the president because I repeatedly referred to the director of Rush Hour as "Bert Ratner" on a podcast.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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When you’re not sure why the dog is staring up at the roof so you go out to check and suddenly realize you’re now part of a side quest
November 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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The modern world is just pro wrestling and a gambling addiction standing on top of a mechanical Turk.
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Someone defending their ability to love Harry Potter without supporting JK Rowling saying “if Toriyama was on the Epstein list, people could still love Dragon Ball”

1) that’s a hell of a hypothetical to suggest

2) based on how people reacted to Neil Gaiman this last year, I don’t know if I agree.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"The Wicked universe,"

So... The Wizard of Oz, then? The universe of which Wicked is a part? That universe?
Plans are underway on future movies in the ‘WICKED’ universe.

(Source: www.vulture.com/article/univ...)
November 25, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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1991 - I'm 15 years old, Battletoads just came out and it's Labor Day weekend. A 12 pack of Jolt later I still hadn't beaten the game, but I *did* get hospitalized with what turned out to be the worst caffeine headache they've ever seen.
November 25, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Jonly Ronly Ronly Tolkien
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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I can’t believe five figures, two bikes, and a giant unwieldy base didn’t get funded for the low low cost of a car payment. Shocked, shocked I tell you!
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM