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Narrative Designer: Nimrod Campbell and the Laboratory of Yakub
Not wrong just early
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Not wrong just early
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your presents wrapped 2025
you disappointed 32 extended family members this year. That's A Lot.
you have 15 gay people online you bought presents for. Room for one more in the polycule?
You jerked off 5 times on Christmas day. Talk about a White Christmas!
you disappointed 32 extended family members this year. That's A Lot.
you have 15 gay people online you bought presents for. Room for one more in the polycule?
You jerked off 5 times on Christmas day. Talk about a White Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
your presents wrapped 2025
you disappointed 32 extended family members this year. That's A Lot.
you have 15 gay people online you bought presents for. Room for one more in the polycule?
You jerked off 5 times on Christmas day. Talk about a White Christmas!
you disappointed 32 extended family members this year. That's A Lot.
you have 15 gay people online you bought presents for. Room for one more in the polycule?
You jerked off 5 times on Christmas day. Talk about a White Christmas!
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Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence is a christmas movie
December 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Merry Christmas, Mr Lawrence is a christmas movie
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Everyone is making gigantic best of lists for 2025 and Ill just tell you that 28 Years Later was the film of the year.
December 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Everyone is making gigantic best of lists for 2025 and Ill just tell you that 28 Years Later was the film of the year.
Rack city was promised to us 3000 years ago
December 25, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Rack city was promised to us 3000 years ago
They got 0 calorie weed sparkling waters that are 10mg
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
They got 0 calorie weed sparkling waters that are 10mg
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do not give anyone a black hole this christmas!!!
December 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
do not give anyone a black hole this christmas!!!
REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell
December 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
REMEMBER: if you jack off on the holidays you go to hell
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these videos are abdl lite. the first step on the way to giving yourself crib time
December 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
these videos are abdl lite. the first step on the way to giving yourself crib time
Reading Children of Dune
December 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Reading Children of Dune
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Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jesus, can you hear me? Good, the comms are working. Now, you're gonna need to run if you want to evade those Roman soldiers. Hold down A to sprint. Go ahead and try it. ... Good work! You just might be the savior yet. Now pick up that AR-15 and let's do some target practice.
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This is the news every day for the past 6 years
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
This is the news every day for the past 6 years
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To paraphrase Miles Davis, you can tell the history of jazz in eight words. Louis Armstrong, Charlie Parker, Ornette Coleman, Pokemon Diamond
December 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
To paraphrase Miles Davis, you can tell the history of jazz in eight words. Louis Armstrong, Charlie Parker, Ornette Coleman, Pokemon Diamond
I like that every Epstein file is like
“Let’s do 9/11 and Oklahoma City and fuck a bunch of kids together
-Sent From My IPhone”
“Let’s do 9/11 and Oklahoma City and fuck a bunch of kids together
-Sent From My IPhone”
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I like that every Epstein file is like
“Let’s do 9/11 and Oklahoma City and fuck a bunch of kids together
-Sent From My IPhone”
“Let’s do 9/11 and Oklahoma City and fuck a bunch of kids together
-Sent From My IPhone”
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
About to get my cock touched by a GED student who failed out of being a cop
a man in a white shirt is smiling while sitting in a chair .
ALT: a man in a white shirt is smiling while sitting in a chair .
media.tenor.com
December 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
About to get my cock touched by a GED student who failed out of being a cop
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trying to finger pussy with your off hand literally feels like trying to steer a car with your feet
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
trying to finger pussy with your off hand literally feels like trying to steer a car with your feet
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Guys the braid is not their genitalia. You need to read up on Pandoran biology before you speak to me. I’m sick of having to explain Na’vi reproductive cycles to people who still believe RDA propaganda.
December 23, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Guys the braid is not their genitalia. You need to read up on Pandoran biology before you speak to me. I’m sick of having to explain Na’vi reproductive cycles to people who still believe RDA propaganda.
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Helicopter Story (2020) by Isabel Fall
Do you think getting a Na’vi avatar body is cheaper than getting bottom surgery and FFS. Like I bet if you were just like “yes sir general sir I need a female avatar body for uhhh guerrilla warfare reasons” you could get a free cat pussy and just sort of fuck off into the woods to do space peyote
December 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Helicopter Story (2020) by Isabel Fall
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Yeah for sure but can you CC Sebulba? sebulba@wattos-junkyard.m.espa
December 23, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Yeah for sure but can you CC Sebulba? sebulba@wattos-junkyard.m.espa
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ok sorry sorry i shouldn’t care but why does steve rogers live in a weird isolated farm homestead and not like. in new york
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
ok sorry sorry i shouldn’t care but why does steve rogers live in a weird isolated farm homestead and not like. in new york
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My dad has a huge collection of Beatles records. Albums, unique pressings, rarities. One of them I noticed called the band “England’s big-beat sensation” or similar. I had only ever heard “big beat” used to describe Prodigy, Fatboy Slim, etc. Nothing from that far back. I asked Dad.
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
My dad has a huge collection of Beatles records. Albums, unique pressings, rarities. One of them I noticed called the band “England’s big-beat sensation” or similar. I had only ever heard “big beat” used to describe Prodigy, Fatboy Slim, etc. Nothing from that far back. I asked Dad.
Few joys in life greater than having a reddited out kitchen
December 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Few joys in life greater than having a reddited out kitchen
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Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender movie skips a theater release and will release exclusively on Paramount+ next year.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general...
December 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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Doubling down on my MCU will be dead by 2029 theory today
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Doubling down on my MCU will be dead by 2029 theory today