Pinned
"she rum tum tugging on my old deuteronomy til i bustopher jones all over her rumpleteazer," i mutter. ive lost a lot of blood, huddling in the burntout shell of a minivan. "rt if your a real pussy aficionado." my phone hasn't worked for years. i snap my last four bullets into the old colt model 10.
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beaten to death in the streets of Aššur for standing at the gates of the temple of Ištar and beseeching the mob not to simp
July 30, 2023 at 6:42 PM
beaten to death in the streets of Aššur for standing at the gates of the temple of Ištar and beseeching the mob not to simp
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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YOU WANT TO BE ONLINE? ENDURE.
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 AM
YOU WANT TO BE ONLINE? ENDURE.
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i don’t want AI-performed anything. i want a work-life balance where i don’t mind having to load and unload the dishwasher.
I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
November 17, 2025 at 5:33 AM
i don’t want AI-performed anything. i want a work-life balance where i don’t mind having to load and unload the dishwasher.
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Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
November 17, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Good news: If you would like to watch Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants on YouTube I have done a painstaking 4k upscale of this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gW...
erika looking like if jonbenet lived
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
erika looking like if jonbenet lived
I became a Movies Guy on unthrottled college broadband and have never looked back. Stealing made me a more complete person
i liked the video store, BUT:
a.) i was a kid
b.) a lot of the times it'd be a wall of bicentennial man tapes and a few checked out copies of something good
c.) the real golden age was early torrenting and megaupload, where the whole medium film was streamable for free with a google search
a.) i was a kid
b.) a lot of the times it'd be a wall of bicentennial man tapes and a few checked out copies of something good
c.) the real golden age was early torrenting and megaupload, where the whole medium film was streamable for free with a google search
October 20, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I became a Movies Guy on unthrottled college broadband and have never looked back. Stealing made me a more complete person
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oh no, bro. poor yorik. i knew him, horatio my homie. a funny motherfucker
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 PM
oh no, bro. poor yorik. i knew him, horatio my homie. a funny motherfucker
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every chiropractor needs to go to jail
September 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
every chiropractor needs to go to jail
suing the medbed manufacturer after it embolized my dick veins
September 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
suing the medbed manufacturer after it embolized my dick veins
Medbed that lets you have a nice little snack immediately before it surgically removes your gallbladder
September 28, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Medbed that lets you have a nice little snack immediately before it surgically removes your gallbladder
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Medbed that jacks you off for prostate health
September 28, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Medbed that jacks you off for prostate health
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ICE shooter Joshua Jahn's politics aren't what's being reported, three longtime former friends tell me.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...
The ICE Shooter’s Motive
Joshua Jahn's friends speak
www.kenklippenstein.com
September 25, 2025 at 1:53 AM
ICE shooter Joshua Jahn's politics aren't what's being reported, three longtime former friends tell me.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...
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CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful.
ME: You're talking about--
CHOTINER: Pagliacci.
ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.
CHOTINER: Of course.
ME: If I had known, obviously.
CHOTINER: Obviously.
ME: You're talking about--
CHOTINER: Pagliacci.
ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.
CHOTINER: Of course.
ME: If I had known, obviously.
CHOTINER: Obviously.
September 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
CHOTINER: Some people say your unorthodox medical practice can be harmful.
ME: You're talking about--
CHOTINER: Pagliacci.
ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.
CHOTINER: Of course.
ME: If I had known, obviously.
CHOTINER: Obviously.
ME: You're talking about--
CHOTINER: Pagliacci.
ME: I think, sometimes there's a reflex to reach for meds when what we really need is to laugh.
CHOTINER: Of course.
ME: If I had known, obviously.
CHOTINER: Obviously.
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Huh. You know, a matador stands aside while the bull charges.
Stephen Miller's wife brags 'sexual matador husband gets her going'
Deputy White House Chief of Staff Stephen Miller's wife, Katie, made crude remarks about her relationship on Fox News
www.irishstar.com
September 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Huh. You know, a matador stands aside while the bull charges.
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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Unicorn meat is actually a prized delicacy for those who can afford it. It’s no more “immoral” than eating beef, and unicorns are actually measurably less intelligent than the common swine
August 4, 2024 at 10:31 PM
Unicorn meat is actually a prized delicacy for those who can afford it. It’s no more “immoral” than eating beef, and unicorns are actually measurably less intelligent than the common swine
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[Gay Peter Griffin]: freakin' sweet, Louis
September 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
[Gay Peter Griffin]: freakin' sweet, Louis
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Oh no Mr patient, You smoke too tough, your heart too big, your piss too sweet. Atherosclerotic disease will kill you
September 20, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Oh no Mr patient, You smoke too tough, your heart too big, your piss too sweet. Atherosclerotic disease will kill you
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Urologist using a stethoscope on the balls
September 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Urologist using a stethoscope on the balls
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The constant beating of a heart beneath your floorboards [ASMR to relax/study to LOOP 10 HOURS] - YouTube
September 18, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The constant beating of a heart beneath your floorboards [ASMR to relax/study to LOOP 10 HOURS] - YouTube
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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Demanding that you respect and mourn a dead fascist who built his career on the graves of slain children, among other things, is just another grotesque demand of the numerically weak and unpopular authoritarians
September 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Demanding that you respect and mourn a dead fascist who built his career on the graves of slain children, among other things, is just another grotesque demand of the numerically weak and unpopular authoritarians
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Just doing a little acrostic poem that spells out P E D O for my best homie on his birthday what’s the big deal I’m the president btw
September 10, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Just doing a little acrostic poem that spells out P E D O for my best homie on his birthday what’s the big deal I’m the president btw