tuleycorn
@corncob.bsky.social
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tuleycorn
@corncob.bsky.social
· Nov 21
If you are struggling to find your footing on Bluesky, I strongly recommend singling out a mufo and becoming their dedicated normie reply guy
Had a patient that hadn't come in 2 years because I told her that her CPAP was NOT causing her knee pain. Halfway through the visit she said "you are being so nice, the last person I saw here was so ugly to me" and I cheerily said "oh that was me! 😇" she looked like this for the rest of the visit
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Had a patient that hadn't come in 2 years because I told her that her CPAP was NOT causing her knee pain. Halfway through the visit she said "you are being so nice, the last person I saw here was so ugly to me" and I cheerily said "oh that was me! 😇" she looked like this for the rest of the visit
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all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
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The real work of the clinician isn't to diagnose the disease, or even find the right treatment. It's wrapping the medicine in a hotdog so the patient will take it
October 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
The real work of the clinician isn't to diagnose the disease, or even find the right treatment. It's wrapping the medicine in a hotdog so the patient will take it
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can’t listen to the song anymore without hearing @kwholesaler.bsky.social’s tweet:
April 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
can’t listen to the song anymore without hearing @kwholesaler.bsky.social’s tweet:
[Gay Peter Griffin]: freakin' sweet, Louis
September 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
[Gay Peter Griffin]: freakin' sweet, Louis
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trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream
August 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream
Just saw an incredible post
August 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Just saw an incredible post
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Had to draw this as soon as I saw this post
August 7, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Had to draw this as soon as I saw this post
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THINGS YOU MAY LOSE WHEN YOU SOLVE THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION
CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin
CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!
CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin
CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!
August 7, 2025 at 12:48 AM
THINGS YOU MAY LOSE WHEN YOU SOLVE THE LAMENT CONFIGURATION
CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin
CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!
CHURCHY GUY IN PASTEL POLO: Foreskin
CENOBITE STEVE HARVEY: (exaggerated shrug directly at camera) Gotta start somewhere!
Two year anniversary of the Officer involved chuting
August 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Two year anniversary of the Officer involved chuting
In Avatar: the Way of Water there was a very loud and talkative man behind me ruining the whole movie but when the teen avatar of Sigourney Weaver first appeared on screen there was a blessed moment of silence and I hear him say "aw she's BYOOtiful....."
Got me thinking.. What's the strongest reaction you've seen an audience member have to a scene in a cinema?
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
During the birthday party scene in SIGNS I saw a whole row of young women literally throw their popcorn in the air like a cartoon.
Someone in my audience had a very audible negative reaction to the dog scene in TOGETHER. So that was fun!
August 1, 2025 at 6:05 PM
In Avatar: the Way of Water there was a very loud and talkative man behind me ruining the whole movie but when the teen avatar of Sigourney Weaver first appeared on screen there was a blessed moment of silence and I hear him say "aw she's BYOOtiful....."
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Enter Sandman is a song about how scary bedtime is
July 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Enter Sandman is a song about how scary bedtime is
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The American people demand a president who is fiscally conservative but socially a pedophile.
July 16, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The American people demand a president who is fiscally conservative but socially a pedophile.
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At the ballatro. straight up “jokin’ it”. and by “it” hahah well. let’s just sayr my multipliers
July 16, 2025 at 3:21 PM
At the ballatro. straight up “jokin’ it”. and by “it” hahah well. let’s just sayr my multipliers
It is with great sorrow that I must admit that they got his ass
July 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
It is with great sorrow that I must admit that they got his ass
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Poly Walnuts
July 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Poly Walnuts
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RFK Jr talks like a new age health guru, but most of his views are garden-variety hateful reactionary. He wants people with HIV to die as punishment. Same thread runs though his positions on Medicaid, vaccines, opioid treatment, psychiatric meds, etc: you deserve to suffer, it's God's will.
The Trump administration is phasing out support of HIV clinical guidelines, which affect what tests, treatments and medications are covered by insurance companies and Medicare www.washingtonpost.com/science/2025...
Administration to phase out NIH support of HIV clinical guidelines
The National Institutes of Health will phase out its support of the clinical practice guidelines that advise doctors how to diagnose and treat HIV.
www.washingtonpost.com
June 21, 2025 at 5:36 PM
RFK Jr talks like a new age health guru, but most of his views are garden-variety hateful reactionary. He wants people with HIV to die as punishment. Same thread runs though his positions on Medicaid, vaccines, opioid treatment, psychiatric meds, etc: you deserve to suffer, it's God's will.
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brb following ethel closely for updates
June 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
brb following ethel closely for updates
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It is extraordinarily weird watching him conveying a single, cohesive thought for more than five seconds here. It really does show you that, while his heart as always been several shades deeper than vantablack, there's something medically wrong with his brain at this point.
June 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It is extraordinarily weird watching him conveying a single, cohesive thought for more than five seconds here. It really does show you that, while his heart as always been several shades deeper than vantablack, there's something medically wrong with his brain at this point.
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it’s an indisputable fact of the universe that the nicest patients you ever meet will be getting a new cancer diagnosis. This is why if you go to the doctor it’s very important to be a huge bitch
June 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
it’s an indisputable fact of the universe that the nicest patients you ever meet will be getting a new cancer diagnosis. This is why if you go to the doctor it’s very important to be a huge bitch
