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New look same great corn taste.
Had a patient that hadn't come in 2 years because I told her that her CPAP was NOT causing her knee pain. Halfway through the visit she said "you are being so nice, the last person I saw here was so ugly to me" and I cheerily said "oh that was me! 😇" she looked like this for the rest of the visit
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Just saw an incredible post
August 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
July 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It is with great sorrow that I must admit that they got his ass
July 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
July 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Piggin' interrupted
June 12, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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April 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I was checking out prices on these fire color changing packets for camping and there is absolutely no world in which I will not be buying this brand now
April 14, 2025 at 1:53 AM
hm..
April 3, 2025 at 11:37 AM
He looks like a failed Titan
March 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I had this run awhile back with 3 ancient jokers. Pretty cool
February 8, 2025 at 10:38 PM
December 17, 2024 at 4:16 PM
Many don't know the origins of this meme but this real photo of Spyro was taken after he consumed several pounds of sarin gas (he was fine)
December 16, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Ran a marathon
December 15, 2024 at 9:03 PM
December 14, 2024 at 12:13 AM
we have to outlaw animated emojis. Look what they did to my beautiful boy with a devil-may-care attitude. his rizz... they killed it....
December 8, 2024 at 10:36 PM
The CEOs are terrified
December 6, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Lmao
December 4, 2024 at 3:15 PM
November 27, 2024 at 2:01 AM
We took Tilly cold weather camping recently and suffice it to say she was a big fan
November 27, 2024 at 1:57 AM
If you find yourself getting a little too familiar with your parasocial best friend don't worry about it. It's all part of the natural life cycle of the reply guy. You won't even get fired about it because it's fine
November 21, 2024 at 10:24 PM
If you are struggling to find your footing on Bluesky, I strongly recommend singling out a mufo and becoming their dedicated normie reply guy
November 21, 2024 at 10:15 PM