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notnotjoel.bsky.social
@notnotjoel.bsky.social
Nasty freak from the swedish deep south
He/him
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In the 2010s, the Icelandic tv station Channel 2 accidentally added subtitles from a gritty crime drama to an episode of Teletubbies.

I have translated some of the highlights
January 20, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Cadian in winter gear
#paintingwarhammer
January 16, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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next up on Shit News, we talked to ten clueless farts who spend all day watching Shit News
January 15, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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Fascists like to use symbols that both evoke previous fascist projects but also have a wider history.

This allows them some plausible deniability as they can appeal directly to their fellow fascists whilst normies treat it as innocuous.
Ukip have submitted a new logo and slogan to the Electoral Commission, swapping the £ pound sterling symbol for a cross, that looks very much like it is modelled on the Iron Cross used by Prussia & Germany 1871-1918 and Hitler's Nazi regime from 1933-45
January 13, 2026 at 10:58 AM
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I am accidentally researching a topic that finance bros are into and I cannot believe there is a single human alive dumb enough to listen to finance bros. Holy crap how does that industry exist scammers on scammers on dumbass scammers.
January 10, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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american liberals are fine with millions of deportations as long as they happen quietly and the police don't hurt any white people. proud of it, really
Obama deported 3 million illegal immigrants during his time in office and I don’t remember a single scene like this.
January 11, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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the thing about white academics claiming they lost jobs because of whiteness is always funny to me because if you keep asking questions you find out they think they deserve a professor job because their dad had one.
December 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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To be more constructive in my criticism of him:

Keir Starmer’s a cunt.
December 10, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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December 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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a Space Wolves short with everyone speaking Danish
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I think it might be time to kill the great satan y'all
International Criminal Court judge, "sanctioned" by the USA for doing his job, blocked from using internet services worldwide, credit cards, banking... And nobody cares...
November 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
I'm a moderate, I believe megyn kelly should be fed head first into the wood chipper
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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When I encounter myself as a different colored cursor because I have the Google Doc open in two tabs
December 21, 2023 at 10:09 PM
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Some fool tried to tell me how steel wool is made, like in a factory or something. Everybody knows you get steel wool from these sheep
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Never forget that time Sam Neill gave a quote about murder that was so beautifully kabonkers, we all assumed it was a Clickhole bit initially
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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just got back from a lovely trip to Paris. i swear that city gets more beautiful every year. on an unrelated note does anyone have any pawn shops on the West Coast they swear by?
October 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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I remember when so many nerds were begging for serialization, but maybe we should go back to the long overarching story mixed with standalone episodes format.

I mean, sometimes you gotta take a break from your intergalactic war to play baseball with some jerk Vulcans.
October 21, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
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LGBTQ
March 30, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Yeah I've been spiritually attacking Jordan for years now, but I never targeted his grandchild! That's completely unrelated
i believe raw meat cures everything and that it's a good idea to quit benzos cold turkey by going into a medically induced coma. why is everyone i love always sick and dying?
lets all stay dignified and remember that jordan was doing (canadian) politics the right way
October 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM